[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I've been thinking of making a children's book to explain politics to Trump supporters kids in a way they'll understand. It's slow going so far. I was thinking animals would be the theme because kids love that stuff.

The lion with his glossy mane who lies about in the shade most of the day, generously sharing a meal not caught by him: no suprize, a liberal.

The zebra, mean tempered conformity in a crisp outfit, God help you if you're the slowest, say hi to the lions for me: a conservative.

I probably need a few more characters, elephants, donkeys, and some storylines before going to the publisher.

[Dennis Lukes]

The bonobo, perverts who fornicate and masturbate at every opportunity with any available partner, all out of wedlock: obvious liberal.

Chimpanzees will valiantly defend theirs homes and will launch preemptive raids against foreign tribes with valuable resources: conservative, specifically neoconservative.


The gorilla, simple-minded, black-clad vegans who mostly sit around all day doing nothing, love to beat their chest in a foolish threat display: liberal antifa


Orangutans are lone wolf survivalists who live off the land and off the grid, deep in the woods where the gubmint can't find them: conservative, libertarian

[Johny Joe Hold]

If I were using animals to teach Christian children I would use domesticated animals. Dogs look you in the eye like an honest conservative. Chickens, however, look at you with only one eye. What is the other eye doing? Perhaps looking for a way to double-cross you. Chickens are liberals

[Bezukhov]

My cat is a Monarchist. He thinks he's King of the World.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Ghostly pale with a whitish face, chest, and belly, Barn Owls are silent predators of the night. This owl roosts in hidden, quiet places during daytime TV hours. Barn owls do not "hoot": Conservative.


Sheeple: Liberal.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

The lion with his glossy mane who lies about in the shade most of the day, generously sharing a meal not caught by him: no suprize, a liberal.

I disagree. The lionesses handle the food preparation while the lion defends the pride. That sounds like solid Biblical values to me!

[MitzaLizalor]

Although not pets, rats lice and scabies are vermin.

I should mention that Canada and Australia both have Liberal parties that are not exactly "liberal" except occasionally or by accident. Similarly, although Australia doesn't have a Conservative party, England and Canada do but neither turnout holds to conservative Baptist values. New Zealand has no Conservative party as such (there's a crank outlier slightly less communistic that the rest) and the Falkland Islands are governed by Prerogative of Mercy. That means if someone breaks a law they are convicted and then shown mercy according to the number of sheep owned. POSTED FOR INFORMATION PURPOSES TO LESS FORTUNATE READERS

Right. Now back to rats lice and scabies. Although not pets as such, these creatures have a long history of coexistence with humans (unlike zebras) and I'm classifying them as liberals.

a scaby	a rat	a louse

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Sheeps are very conservative animals, they obey their Sheperd everytime.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

Sheeps are very conservative animals, they obey their Sheperd everytime.

Interesting point from the pedophile guy. I was all set to declare sheep liberals, but we do have the metaphor of the Christian as the sheep. So they could go either way. Sheep blindly following the Bible are conservative. Sheep blindly following scientists, and woke activists are liberal.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Sheep blindly following the Bible are conservative. Sheep blindly following scientists, and woke activists are liberal.

This is going to make a very interesting plot twist, I can tell.

[MitzaLizalor]

These could be sheep and goats maybe? There's not much difference between a wild sheep and a wild goat.

sheep	goat

[Unfalsifiable]

Bird

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

What exactly are you trying to say there, Unfalsifiable?

I think we need to distinguish between serious, obedient, conservative, working dogs who live outdoors and those small, liberal, yapper-type dogs who are always demanding attention and shedding on the furniture.

Domestic cats are liberal autocrats by nature but can sometimes be cowed into conservatism. However, at that point one might as well have a dog instead.

[Dennis Lukes]

While I previously characterized gorillas as liberals of the "Occupy" variety, please note that with sufficient training lowland gorillas can become extremely right wing. Like Clarence Thomas.

[Amelia30]

Originally Posted by Bezukhov

My cat is a Monarchist. He thinks he's King of the World.

That sounds just like my cat
I think cats in general are like that in one way or another.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Amelia30

That sounds just like my cat
I think cats in general are like that in one way or another.

Pop quiz: What does the Bible tell us about cats?

[Amelia30]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Pop quiz: What does the Bible tell us about cats?

I don't think that bible says anything about domesticated cats
Then again I've never been good at pop quizes

[BrotherLarry]

I remember in Dr White’s Animal Creation seminar he taught us how cats can be carriers of disease and demons. He stated we should not have domesticated them because that opened the portal to Hell between the two worlds. He told us the whole story but I missed class that day.

[Unfalsifiable]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

What exactly are you trying to say there, Unfalsifiable?

I'd like to know if birds are conservative or liberal; we know the birds listed in Leviticus 11:13-19 are abominations and therefore liberal. No one loves an abomination like a liberal. But not all birds are listed.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Amelia30

I don't think that bible says anything about domesticated cats
Then again I've never been good at pop quizes

The Egyptians worshipped cats. That is all that needs be said.