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Sinner Atheist Scientists Admit: James Webb Telescope is a Hoax, the Stars Are Just Sausage Slices! - 08-08-2022, 07:20 AM

Recently, by using billions of Godly American Dollars, Atheist Jesus-Hating NASA Scientists "launched" a Space probe called the "James Webb tellyscope" that apparently is able to capture images of Transfirmamental (Genesis 1:6) Space. By using these billions that could have been put into better use by printing KJV Bibles, they presented us with images, as follows:





To us, it is obvious that the NASA are just trying to usurp God, just as King Uzziah during the yonder years.

2 Chronicles 26:16
But when he was strong, his heart was lifted up to his destruction: for he transgressed against the LORD his God, and went into the temple of the LORD to burn incense upon the altar of incense.

This, the newest atheist scheme has gained worldwide approval with people all over ogling the "space" images and risking to lose any chance of becoming a True Christian™ ready for Salvation®.

Jeremiah 9:5
And they will deceive every one his neighbour, and will not speak the truth: they have taught their tongue to speak lies, and weary themselves to commit iniquity.


Eventually, and that is just now, the lies have caught up with the sinful NASA worshipers. A French astrologist published an image a few days ago, unfortunately the text is in vulgar Latin, the language of the Papist cult.


"Photo de Proxima du Centaure, l’étoile la plus proche du Soleil, située à 4,2 année-lumière de nous.
Elle a été prise par le JWST.
Ce niveau de détails… Un nouveau monde se dévoile jour après jour."

My translation: "A photo of Proxima Centauri, the star closest to the Sun, at a distance of 4.2 light years from us.
THE IMAGE TAKEN BY THE James Webb SPACE Tellyscope.
Such a high level of details. A new world unveiled day after day"


The atheist went too far. The keen minds of Christian Creation Scientists were able to decipher the hoax. It was the cut edge of a sausage.
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A French scientist has apologized after tweeting a photo of a slice of chorizo, claiming it was an image of a distant star taken by the James Webb Space Telescope.

Étienne Klein, a celebrated physicist and director at France's Alternative Energies and Atomic Energy Commission, shared the image of the spicy Spanish sausage on Twitter last week, praising the "level of detail" it provided.
This is an important breakthrough. Now we know that ALL so-called images of "Gravity lentils", "Battlestars","Galaxies", and sexoplanets are at best chorizos, at worst photoshopping-created pictures.

A Final question remains: Why would they choose a sausage as the tool of their trespassing?



The answer: Homosexual sodomy, as always. The chorizo looks just like the male copulatory organ in its excited state. The planets are just hoaxes, the same with these distant "nuclear stars" and "pulsating stars". Instead, sodomy and blasphemy are real issues. The tellyscopes cannot cure them, only we can with our thoughts and Prayers.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Default Re: Atheist Scientists Admit: James Webb Telescope is a Hoax, the Stars Are Just Sausage Slices! - 08-08-2022, 12:55 PM

Stupid athiest scientists believe if they look far enough away they will see Heaven - little do they realize Heaven is right here on earth, contained in 1200 pages of dense text. I suggest they focus on memorizing the Bible rather than some esoteric philosophy of Creation.

Also, I suggest this French prankster look at a real picture from the James dWeeb horoscope machine.


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Default Re: Atheist Scientists Admit: James Webb Telescope is a Hoax, the Stars Are Just Sausage Slices! - 08-08-2022, 01:52 PM

If we are going to believe ANY scientist, we have to find the right ones. They are the Christians, those who know the Bible have follow the faith in every respect.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Atheist Scientists Admit: James Webb Telescope is a Hoax, the Stars Are Just Sausage Slices! - 08-08-2022, 02:42 PM

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...The answer: Homosexual sodomy, as always.
They went to all of the effort of inventing a machine that can take photos of God, and yet which the part of God did they chose to photograph first? A close-up of His almighty rectum.


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Default Re: Atheist Scientists Admit: James Webb Telescope is a Hoax, the Stars Are Just Sausage Slices! - 08-08-2022, 05:40 PM

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If we are going to believe ANY scientist, we have to find the right ones. They are the Christians, those who know the Bible have follow the faith in every respect.
Absolutely, Brother Mr. Mayor, Sir! We are so lucky to have Brother Dr. Professor White, MD, PhD, LLB, ThD, STD, to keep us on the straight and narrow.


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