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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
10-11-2007, 04:16 PM
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To be honest, I don't give a rat's eye about what the meaning of a word that I want as a user name actually means. It's a word! NOT a statement.
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Uh-huh.. Statments and words got nothing in common.
So stop whining that someone here called you a "poofter" then, since it's just a word..
Not a statement.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
10-15-2007, 12:06 AM
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Most certainly not, sir. I just know of such things from my unholy friends, sir.
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God judges the company you keep:
1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one know not to eat.
Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.
2 Thessalonians 3:6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.
2 John 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
1:11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
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oh. I see 'Goats' is my new user name. I actually preffered my name left as 'Ghost' if you please?
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Just be grateful we left the "e" out, you sickening retarded.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-06-2008, 11:32 PM
Praise Jesus!! The Paris Hilton Pink bible is selling like hotcakes!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-06-2008, 11:36 PM
Is there a way to link to the PHB sales page directly from her website?
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-08-2008, 04:54 AM
So basically if a regular woman whores herself out like Paris Hilton has done you will condemn her, but if Paris Hilton, a "celebrity", says she "found God" after having to spend 2 weeks in jail for drunk driving you will buy a Bible with her insignia or whatever on it?
Makes about as much sense as anything else on this forum.
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-08-2008, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by OmNefarious_05
So basically if a regular woman whores herself out like Paris Hilton has done you will condemn her, but if Paris Hilton, a "celebrity", says she "found God" after having to spend 2 weeks in jail for drunk driving you will buy a Bible with her insignia or whatever on it?
Makes about as much sense as anything else on this forum.
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Why is it that you unsaved trash are all so hateful? God FORGIVES sin, in case you hadn't heard. If you repent and get washed in Christ's blood, then you are good to go. That's what Miss Hilton did, and who are you to question it?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-08-2008, 08:19 PM
http://inventorspot.com/articles/sun...ers_bible_8873
It talks in a human voice, fits in the palm of your hands, is biblical and charged by the sun (or a light bulb or charged from a 9 volt DC adapter ((not included)). What is it? A solar powered bible you can listen to over and over again.
The solar powered bible contains all the books of the Bible, old and new Testament, and it speaks in a real human voice. Press the button and go from one chapter to the next. You can even go back and listen to a book if you need to. Fully charged the solar powered bible can play up to ten hours.
A few subtle changes and we can have the "Soular" Bible - Powered by the 'Son"...can we get our Joo lawyers onto this?
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-08-2008, 08:24 PM
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-08-2008, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Why is it that you unsaved trash are all so hateful? God FORGIVES sin, in case you hadn't heard. If you repent and get washed in Christ's blood, then you are good to go. That's what Miss Hilton did, and who are you to question it?
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Im debating this because she is a trashy whore, who was born into the rich life, thinks she can get away with everything, sleeps with as many guys as she can (and makes movies about them too). So excuse me for not believing this "celebrity" trash has found Jesus just from spending 2 weeks in jail. She never expressed any interest in religion at all, except for that Kaballah "cult" that most celebrities were joining and even then she just used that for photo ops and publicity.
This signature space is NOT for posting links to demonic porn. --Admin
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-08-2008, 09:49 PM
That's a fantastic idea. If we can get Paris Hilton to read it to digital audio we would sell millions. Or maybe just get her to endorse the LBC pink 'Paris Hilton' edition mp3 player.
The Darth Vader Bible sounds scary.
For people who remember the snake king:
it could be difficult to listen to.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-09-2008, 12:10 PM
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That's a fantastic idea. If we can get Paris Hilton to read it to digital audio we would sell millions. Or maybe just get her to endorse the LBC pink 'Paris Hilton' edition mp3 player.
The Darth Vader Bible sounds scary.
For people who remember the snake king:
it could be difficult to listen to.
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JAMES EARL JONES IS A COLOURED??!!??!!??
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-09-2008, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by OmNefoolish_05
Im debating this because she is a trashy whore, who was born into the rich life, thinks she can get away with everything, sleeps with as many guys as she can (and makes movies about them too). So excuse me for not believing this "celebrity" trash has found Jesus just from spending 2 weeks in jail. She never expressed any interest in religion at all, except for that Kaballah "cult" that most celebrities were joining and even then she just used that for photo ops and publicity.
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I agree with you that she is a trashy whore and is spoiled brat that gets everything she wants and takes it for granted. I despise Paris Hilton and the color pink! Give me the color black anyday. Lol.
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-10-2008, 01:06 AM
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I agree with you that she is a trashy whore and is spoiled brat that gets everything she wants and takes it for granted. I despise Paris Hilton and the color pink! Give me the color black anyday. Lol.
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Oh please spare us the theatrics. A drunken injun squaw like you would kill for the chance to look like a Normal White girl. Sister Hilton is rich, White, Blonde haired and Blue-eyed, just like Jesus. Most of you savages don't even look human. All brown and withered, jaw hanging open, stringy greasy hair hanging down in your face, stinking to high heaven, flies buzzing around you.
Any God-fearing Man would choose sister Hilton for a wife long before you. You need to set aside your petty jealousies and accept Christ the way Sister Paris did.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-10-2008, 01:44 AM
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Oh please spare us the theatrics. A drunken injun squaw like you would kill for the chance to look like a Normal White girl. Sister Hilton is rich, White, Blonde haired and Blue-eyed, just like Jesus. Most of you savages don't even look human. All brown and withered, jaw hanging open, stringy greasy hair hanging down in your face, stinking to high heaven, flies buzzing around you.
Any God-fearing Man would choose sister Hilton for a wife long before you. You need to set aside your petty jealousies and accept Christ the way Sister Paris did.
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I am not a piffleing drunk, you imbecile. I am only 35% Native American. I have blue eyes and blonde hair except I dyed my hair color. I hated my blonde hair. What does blonde hair and blue eyes have to with anything?I would never be jealous of a bimbo like her. I think she needs to not take things for granted and stop being a whore. Also, people including her need to realize that money is not everything. What you just said about my people are lies and false that some idiot like you made up because you are racist! I smell very good thank you because I bathe every day unlike you. You are a crazy racist asshole lunatic. Actually all Native look human because we are humans you piffleing idiot! Everyone is weird in their own little way so I guess you will be technically talk about what society considers normal. Well piffle being normal!
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-10-2008, 01:59 AM
So you're only 35% drunk? That's still not good enough to drive.
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-10-2008, 05:48 AM
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So you're only 35% drunk? That's still not good enough to drive.
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No, I never drink alcohol so therefore I am never drunk. I have already said this millions of times and yet you fail to realize that. This clearly shows that you are an idiot or just do not pay attention.
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-10-2008, 05:50 AM
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No, I never drink alcohol so therefore I am never drunk. I have already said this millions of times and yet you fail to realize that. This clearly shows that you are an idiot or just do not pay attention.
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You claim to be a sober injun squaw?
That's like claiming to be an honest joo.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-10-2008, 06:04 AM
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You claim to be a sober injun squaw?
That's like claiming to be an honest joo.
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Well it is true and you need to stop being so damn racist. You asshole!! Like I said there are a lot of white Christian drunks out there, you idiot. Not all Native Americans drink alcohol. GET THE THROUGH YOUR YOUR piffleING THICK SKULL!!! STOP JUDGING A WHOLE RACE BY WHAT SOME DO AND THERE ARE DRUNKS IN ALL ETHNICITY"S!!!!!
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-10-2008, 06:09 AM
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Well it is true and you need to stop being so damn racist. You asshole!! Like I said there are a lot of white Christian drunks out there, you idiot. Not all Native Americans drink alcohol. GET THE THROUGH YOUR YOUR piffleING THICK SKULL!!! STOP JUDGING A WHOLE RACE BY WHAT SOME DO AND THERE ARE DRUNKS IN ALL ETHNICITY"S!!!!!
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Deaner is going to be so mad at you! Here he gave you a chance to get out of Quarantine and this is how you repay his kindness?
Go sleep it off, drunk squaw.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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