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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
11-30-2008, 08:35 PM
I went to my neighbor's and looked at his cock. It was an impressive sight indeed! What a cock!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
11-30-2008, 09:08 PM
I think this thread is about to be called home to JESUS.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
11-30-2008, 11:44 PM
On chilly days, I stuff my hands in my muff to keep them warm.
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-01-2008, 01:23 PM
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On chilly days, I stuff my hands in my muff to keep them warm.
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I've got one of those too Sister. What a Blessing they can be.
Speaking of the weather, I wonder if it will it snow this year?
Pastor promised me a good 8" this Christmas.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-01-2008, 10:21 PM
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I've got one of those [muffs] too Sister. What a Blessing they can be.
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Do you ever have a ring or bracelet come off and get snagged inside?
Then you have to go muff diving.
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-01-2008, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
Do you ever have a ring or bracelet come off and get snagged inside?
Then you have to go muff diving.
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I usually take off my Jewelery before doing anything like that.
My Muff is 100% Beaver so I wouldn't want to ruin it.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-01-2008, 10:41 PM
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I usually take off my Jewelery before doing anything like that. My Muff is 100% Beaver so I wouldn't want to ruin it.
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Got it. I haven't had the inside of my muff checked lately, though I try to do it once a year. Who knows WHAT'S in there????
Personally, I try not to make a fist when putting hands in my muff. My mother told me this can stretch them out, making them go all loose "before their time".
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-01-2008, 10:46 PM
I thought you may all like to see mine.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-01-2008, 10:50 PM
I've noticed that all muffs tend to be pink on the inside just like yours, Sister Talitha.
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-01-2008, 10:52 PM
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Oh dear.
Um, have you ever thought of dying it, to match your hair? Many think it creates a more "pulled together" look.
Just a thought!
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-01-2008, 10:55 PM
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Oh dear.
Um, have you ever thought of dying it, to match your hair? I think it creates a more "pulled together" look.
Just a thought!
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I thought all Beavers were that color.
I caught my Messican Gardener with both his hands in there the other day.
Of course, I dealt with him in the appropriate manner.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-01-2008, 11:30 PM
I had a horrible incident yesterday where, while I was on the phone, my dog started licking some spilled honey off my muff.
It didn't bother me until I noticed he was getting more and more vigorous, and soon he practically had his whole snout inside and was starting to chew the outer fur!!!!!!!
I had to hang up and deal with it immediately, to get my muff safe and covered.
NEVER AGAIN!
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-31-2008, 10:43 PM
I've heard tell that the Irish make the best Muff Divers.
Pre requisites:
• Minimum age is 15 years.
• Your own mask, snorkel, boots and fins (available to students at discounted prices).
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Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-31-2008, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
Who knows WHAT'S in there????
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No one could have said it better.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
01-02-2009, 02:08 AM
Let me just say that those pictures are of the finest cock and muff I've seen in a long, long time (excepting my SO's and my own respectively, of course).
I've got my TV on and just as I typed the above, a woman's voice said, "I really think you ought to start coming more." I don't know what context her remark was in, but it seemed appropriate for inclusion here.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
12-31-2009, 08:39 AM
Well, I'm angry now. I was just slapped in the grocery store! I am renewing my fight to take back the language from the weirdos.
I was in the produce section, when I noticed some melons. It's not often you see melons in winter and I was impressed and remarked, "Wow! Praise god! Look at that pair! Those melons are amazing!"
The next thing I know this woman had smacked me!
I want my language back and not to live in fear anymore!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
04-13-2010, 07:48 PM
Hot chick.
It's should refer to a chick in an incubator but now it's used by masturbators.
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
04-13-2010, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Hot chick.
It's should refer to a chick in an incubator but now it's used by masturbators.
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Once you take over the language, you take over the thought process. It's Obamaization.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Spunk, Gay, -
04-14-2010, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Sledge Riprock
Let us reclaim both of these formally Godly words. I'll start:
I'm feeling gay because I'm full of spunk!
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Great idea!
I've never been gayer in my life than I am now since I came to landover and was filled with godly spunk!
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