In the previous episodes of "Visit France - My Mission" Elmer encountered an anal probe, witnessed cat lick anal fornication and was exposed to an anal pink journal. Elmer saw no hope in the people of France, who are thus condemned to an eternity in Hell. Still, God's Grace and Magnificent Power will soon shine upon the confused shape of Elmer as he enters the final day of his tribulations in the country of the Gayezh Gauls.
10 The Escape
The farewell - The hopelessness of the French people - The bargain pedicure
As difficult as it was to enter France, the exit was surprisingly easy. I was taken to the
Airport Generalissimo De Gaulle by my former hosts and to my surprise (and, as revealed below, thanks to mighty prayers by me and other True Christians™), I passed the security check without any humiliating interludes. I parted ways with my false Baptist hosts politely although I could not help seeing the expression of dismay on their faces as I explained to them that their situation regarding salvation was hopeless and they would definitely spend their eternity in
Deepest Hell. My heart was a bit heavy as I contemplated their fate, but my mind was also ablaze with the happy expectation of
RAPTURE, Heavenly
Bliss with
Jesus, seeing my former sodomistic French hosts writhing in
Hellflames. In
exultation I left them and was pleasantly surprised as - despite our disputes - they offered my one final business advice. "
Sale pédé" they shouted as I passed through to the Airport lobby. Of course, I did not need any bargain pedicures.
I had left France.
My heart rejoiced in our LORD. I dawned to me how
dangerous my mission had been. I had been in constant,
mortal peril. Had I not prayed my fate could have been a sad one. Had not my Brethren© and LBC True Christian™ ladies prayed for me during my days in France, I would surely have perished or - even worse - been subjected to the
sodomistic sin.
11 The mighty prayers
Saved from anal rape - Saved from AIDS - Blindness cured - Miraculously saved from a plane crash
France is filled with
lurking sodomists who attack unsuspecting visitors, force
homersex and
anal pleasures on them and fill the rectums of their victims with the demons of eternal
damnation. I had also visited many venues frequented by the homeristic
cat lick swarms. The risk of being sodomized was astronomically high. Thus, I prayed Sweet
Jesus to save my sorry ass from anal rape. I prayed mightily and
Jesus answered. Although many suspicious-looking men crossed my path,
I was spared the rape.
Matthew 6:9 - After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
Thank you, God, Thank, you Sweet Jesus!
During my meals, my French false hosts exposed the surrounding atmophere and air and me to the
AIDS thingy, the
gay contagion. The air of the restaurants was THICK with AIDS particles from the vegetarian dishes consumed by the Frenchies. The cat lick
false temples and false priests with their
altar boy catamites were often in my field of vision. It was a CERTAINTY that I had caught the AIDS. I also
shook hands with these homer-priests. The contamination was all around me.
BUT
I PRAYED that Jesus spare me of infection. And verily, I was tested after my mission by secular doctors and they can confirm my testimony: my body is clean. The AIDS contagion is miraculously gone.
Matthew 6:10 - Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
Thank you, Dear Jesus Christ my Lord. Thank you, GOD!!
When watching the Homercycling race "
Turd of France" I was shown disgusting, vile images of
sodomy and I responded by applying Matthew 5:29 to pluck out my eyes with broken glass. Before my false hosts seized me and prevented my well-motivated action, there was in my opinion quite a severe
wound on my eyebrows and there was also some
blood. The blood trickled also into my eyes and my vision dimmed. The paramedics forced patches on my eyes and during my trip to the hospital I was practically
blind. I prayed
Lord Jesus to restore my vision if He saw me fit to continue my mission on this World winning the souls of
homerheathen to Him. And as the patches were taken off,
I could see again and the doctors at the French hospital can prove my testimony that the wounds on my eyes were gone (Mark 10:49-52).
Matthew 6:11 - Give us this day our daily bread.
Thank you, LORD JESUS, GLORY TO GOD!!!
As I left France and sat in the airplane (1st class, thank you
Jesus for overbooking!) and had a
dégustation of some
AMERICAN sparkling wine I once again thought about the sinful state of the French people. Suddenly I realized the
danger. Many
airplanes have vanished or chrashed recently. Although I had left France, I was still in
mortal peril! I asked
Dear God to save the airplane and His loyal servant
Elmer G. White even if it meant saving temporarily also the lives of the sinners on the plane.
Miraculously, the plane did not crash.
Matthew 6:12 - And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
Thank you, JESUS, Son of God, OUR LORD AND JUDGE!!!!
12 God's Wrath
More mightly prayers - God despises the French- The Punishment of GOD
As my flight home continued I realized that having prayed so much for my own safety, it was time to
pay forward the GOOD
GOD had provided me. I searched inside and the presence of
JESUS was there. I asked Him humbly to show the French the error of their sodomistic ways. I figured that if they were to see the horrible Wrath of GOD, some of them might actually
REPENT and
spread the Good Word to some of their countrymen.
And
God answered. A few days after my return,
God's Wrath descended upon the French. A
terrible traffic accident took place and many children were taken into HELL to warn the Frenchies of their evil ways!
Matthew 6:13 - And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
THANK YOU, GOD, THANK YOU JESUS FOR YOUR SWEET LOVE!!!!!
God is with us every day.
Miracles DO happen when a pure, True Christian™ man free from sin prays for them!
Oh, Glorious Day, Oh Son of God!
The Terrible Mighty God!
AMEN!!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer G. White
THIS CONCLUDES THE REPORT OF THE FRENCH MISSION BY ELMER G. WHITE. MAY GOD SMITE THE FRENCH NATION WITH BRIMSTONE, PLAGUE AND LOCUSTS. THANK YOU, LORD FOR YOUR MERCY AND YOUR LOVE. AMEN!!