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Re: What is Fap? -
02-20-2010, 03:51 AM
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I would still really like to hear from the OP.
Unless we have the CONTEXT we cannot deduce anything.
Its like the word "love"
I LOVE Jesus.
I would LOVE to beat you up.
One word, two absolutely different meanings, only different: context.
Untill the OP does not reply we cannot take this any further. To others, please go to chatrooms and ask what fap means. Don't think, research THAN think.
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Now you are saying you would "Love to Beat up Jesus?" Well I can tell you one thing, Our Lord with his manly carpenter muscles would give you a fine thrashing if you had the guts to try it! He could wipe the floor with a hundred pencil neck hell-bound sinners like you. Love to beat up Jesus, I have never seen the like.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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02-20-2010, 04:13 AM
Hello, fellow Children of Adam. I am new here, but I wish to express my opinion on this "fap".
First, the true meaning: http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/fap
Originally it was used to refer to being drunk and coming home late.
We should be more open about talking about this sort of thing. It promotes awareness, and by putting it out in the open, we can hopefully reduces these cases of "Self-Satisfaction".
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02-20-2010, 04:28 AM
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You think a site that says it means "onamatopoeia" is going to impress us?
Please start reading the Holy Bible. Now!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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02-20-2010, 04:42 AM
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You think a site that says it means "onamatopoeia" is going to impress us?
Please start reading the Holy Bible. Now!
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I was just posting what I had found, along with the true meaning I discovered. I don't think tearing into me is a great way to promote unity.
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02-20-2010, 11:10 AM
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I was just posting what I had found, along with the true meaning I discovered. I don't think tearing into me is a great way to promote unity.
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Not everything is about sex, that's just an obsession of you. You should spend less time on porn sites and more time reading the Holy Bible.
Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.
You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.
And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-20-2010, 11:46 AM
And how will thee read the holy bible with no eyes?
And how will thee turn the page while reading the holy bible with no eyes?
Fap Fap Fap...
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02-20-2010, 11:49 AM
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And how will thee read the holy bible with no eyes? And how will thee turn the page while reading the holy bible with no eyes?
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God has a solution for everything. Just listen to it: http://www.audiotreasure.com/indexKJV.htm
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-20-2010, 11:59 AM
Why does god charge me 30$ for a better version of the "audio" bible?
Shouldn't god's love be free ?
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-20-2010, 12:00 PM
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Why does god charge me 30$ for a better version of the "audio" bible?
Shouldn't god's love be free ?
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God's love is free. Audio Bibles are not.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-20-2010, 12:05 PM
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Why does god charge me 30$ for a better version of the "audio" bible? Shouldn't god's love be free ?
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Did you ever notice that on the right side of your screen there is something called a scroll bar? You should try it, it's amazing. If you use it on the page I sent you you will notice that you can download the mp3 version of the KJV1611 Holy Bible for free!
What you are feeling right now? Your own stupidity!
Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What is Fap? -
03-20-2010, 02:12 PM
Fap is obviously the male version of masturbating.
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Re: What is Fap? -
03-20-2010, 03:23 PM
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Interesting how Google and UrbanDictionary are porn links! Gotta love this place. Especially with the PM specifying they are Gay Fantasies. Ahaha. I think you're imagining something. Probably your fantasies playing up and causing you to see gay porn where it is not
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Re: What is Fap? -
03-20-2010, 03:31 PM
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: What is Fap? -
03-20-2010, 07:00 PM
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If you call wide open a gay, you must go through me. He is the most upstanding man I have ever met.
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: What is Fap? -
03-23-2010, 04:35 PM
This is for every single person on this board, do you really think this is what Jesus wanted? Why did God give us our genitals if we cannot use them? Why do we have the power to imagine, fantasize and all the other great things if we aren't allowed to use them or we are sinners damned for eternal hell? Do you guys ever look in the mirror?
The message I'm trying to convere here is that every single person on this board posting seriously should die an excrutiating painful death because your mentality is so disturbed and wrong that I do not even think God would want you near his kingdom, you are piffleed up in your head, you are sick and retarded I sincerely hope you die in a fire, piffle you all faggots. Suck my big black dick.
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Re: What is Fap? -
03-23-2010, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Spreadingthehate
This is for every single person on this board, do you really think this is what Jesus wanted? Why did God give us our genitals if we cannot use them? Why do we have the power to imagine, fantasize and all the other great things if we aren't allowed to use them or we are sinners damned for eternal hell? Do you guys ever look in the mirror?
The message I'm trying to convere here is that every single person on this board posting seriously should die an excrutiating painful death because your mentality is so disturbed and wrong that I do not even think God would want you near his kingdom, you are piffleed up in your head, you are sick and retarded I sincerely hope you die in a fire, piffle you all faggots. Suck my big black dick.
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I am troubled by your attitude. I don't even have a mirror. That's too much like having false idols.
We can use our genitals, the Bible is very specific about how. (I'll make it simple for you. only to make babies)
Jesus loves you and certainly he brought you here so we can save you. So please take a deep breath, open your mind, and let Jesus come into your soul!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What is Fap? -
03-23-2010, 04:45 PM
OHAI.
FAP MEANS WANK/MASTURBATE/ETC. SHOCKING I KNOW, YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING. BUT OF COURSE ITS LIKE YOU RELIGIOUS AMERICAN TYPES TO SILENCE PEOPLE WHO YOU DON'T AGREE WITH.
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Re: What is Fap? -
03-23-2010, 04:55 PM
do you want the real answer for cp? or are you just going to flame when i tell you?
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03-23-2010, 04:56 PM
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Re: What is Fap? -
03-23-2010, 05:01 PM
I'm afraid the last poster was correct.
'Fap' has become a common internet slang that is a verb for 'masturbation'.
It's actually quite common, and if you were to go to Urban Dictionary, or even sites such as Youtube you would see it in use.
I sure hope the last poster wasn't banned for that reason, because if he was shame on the admins. He told the truth in his answer, Google it, and warned not to harm the messenger. I ask for the same sympathy - and if you ban me, you've made a point that you are against not only the truth but free speech in itself.
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