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Default Re: What is a kush? - 03-27-2012, 02:03 PM

Kush is Persian and means "slaughter", "carnage" or "act of killing".

The name Hindu Kush (the mountains separating India from Afghanistan) means "Hindu killer" and reminds us of the harsh conditions for slaves travelling to muslim countries in central Asia.


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Default Re: What is a kush? - 03-27-2012, 02:59 PM

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I've had jobs like that. Once I had a job that paid me to eat lunch. How cushy is that???
Mr. Eldrich, your picture makes you look a bit dark in the complexion, and talking about "cushy jobs eating lunch" is an extremely Canaan statement. I don't judge, I leave that to our Father, but are you a greesy fingered child of Ham?

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It's a type of salad green. My younger son made a comment about it the other day, and thats how I found out. He had a friend over and they had been studying in his room for a few hours after school. Now, my son and his friends can really put away the food! They had been eating up all the leftovers from the fridge and when they went outside to call my son's friend's Youth Pastor (for some reason his friend can't get good reception on the phone inside our house) I had decided to straighten up the mess they had made in his room.

Well, boys will be boys, and there were drink cans and chip bags all over the place! They had even cut one 2 litre (I still like to call them 64 oz size - the metric system is so unAmerican) drink bottle in half to get the last of the soda out of there, he's certainly learning thrift from his mother! But I had dusted off the dresser and threw away some wiltey looking spinach that he had on a plate. He doesn't like spinach salad, so I thought he must have brought it in there by mistake.

Well, I was wrong. His friend yelled at him after they went back in "Your Mom did something with my kush!" Thats what it must have been! His friend doesn't do much more physical activity than my son does, but he's skinny and he eats just as much. He must have a healthier diet. I'm so glad that my son is hanging around with him. He's been going to his friends Youth Group activities almost every night now at his friends church. I wish ours had such an active Youth Group. I knew he was a good influence on my son because of that, but with the health consciousness that he's obviously showing, even nice enough to bring over his own healthy snacks so he doesn't put us out by eating our food, I'm going to really encourage the friendship.

So, kush is a salad green. It's not eaten by those pinko hippie vegetarian types, and it must not lead to anything like that, because his friend is as nice as he can be. I think you should get your son the shirt. In fact, you should encourage his better eating habits. Give him some money and tell him to spend it on kush though, not burgers. My husband did that with our son and you would have thought he had given him an extra 10 minutes of television he was so happy! He literally ran out the door on his way to the grocery store! If you want to make sure that he doesn't turn vegetarian, give him an extra $10 and tell him to make sure he spends it on burgers.

One drawback about it is that kush is pretty expensive. It must be fairly new on the market because I haven't seen it at my grocery store in town, but I don't go to the one in the city, and my son must have gone there to get his. When my husband asked him how much he needed for it, he told him $20! That's an awful lot for a snack or light meal! But, if it helps him learn better habits, it's worth it. I also think the price will come down as more kids find out about it and start eating it.

After reading about what it might be, I'm sure you are relieved to find out what it really is! I'm glad I had heard about it before I read the thread though, it would have scared the dickens out of me!

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Kush is Persian and means "slaughter", "carnage" or "act of killing".

The name Hindu Kush (the mountains separating India from Afghanistan) means "Hindu killer" and reminds us of the harsh conditions for slaves travelling to muslim countries in central Asia.
Killer Hindu's + Hinduistan = AL KAYDA!

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Default Re: What is a kush? - 03-27-2012, 03:34 PM

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Killer Hindu's + Hinduistan = AL KAYDA!

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Good God Herbert - he's using secret Muslim code words! Your boy maybe a Democrat! Now wonder he's acting like a pervert on drugs to hide it .



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Default Re: What is a kush? - 03-27-2012, 11:37 PM

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Good God Herbert - he's using secret Muslim code words! Your boy maybe a Democrat! Now wonder he's acting like a pervert on drugs to hide it .
It turns it it's just a brand of ciggie. I caught him smoking in the backyard and I asked what brand it was and he said "Kush". I rejoiced it was a ciggie, while a bad habit, at lest he's not a sloppy fun bag slapping hinduistanie with a penchant for gay. At least you can get into heaven with cancer, the disease called fag is a different story.

Anyways, I bought the little guy his Kush shirt but told him not to follow in his dads footsteps with the cancerous injun sticks.

The help of the flock was invaluable! I'm sorry it turned out to be such a simple thing. There might be a bit of guild with the caning and all but with children you have to look out for their best interests even if your wrong.

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Default Re: What is a kush? - 03-28-2012, 05:31 PM

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It turns it it's just a brand of ciggie. I caught him smoking in the backyard and I asked what brand it was and he said "Kush". I rejoiced it was a ciggie, while a bad habit, at lest he's not a sloppy fun bag slapping hinduistanie with a penchant for gay. At least you can get into heaven with cancer, the disease called fag is a different story.

Anyways, I bought the little guy his Kush shirt but told him not to follow in his dads footsteps with the cancerous injun sticks.

The help of the flock was invaluable! I'm sorry it turned out to be such a simple thing. There might be a bit of guild with the caning and all but with children you have to look out for their best interests even if your wrong.

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I'm so glad that it wasn't something worse! I suppose my son was trying to hide them smoking.

You don't think it's something like those "clove" cigarettes that the "goths' and "scene" kids smoke do you????

I wonder now that I know that, because my son asked my husband for the $20 for it. Was he getting a carton of them??? If they aren't satanic clove kind of ones, I'm going to get my husband to switch to them, if he will. Marlboros are $42.00 a carton here!! I can't imagine a pack of cigarettes being that expensive!

I will keep your son in my prayers and ask JESUS to please let his kush not be mixed with cloves! The last thing a parent needs is a "goth" kid! I pray that it's just regular kush!
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Default Re: What is a kush? - 03-28-2012, 06:33 PM

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I'm so glad that it wasn't something worse! I suppose my son was trying to hide them smoking.

You don't think it's something like those "clove" cigarettes that the "goths' and "scene" kids smoke do you????

I wonder now that I know that, because my son asked my husband for the $20 for it. Was he getting a carton of them??? If they aren't satanic clove kind of ones, I'm going to get my husband to switch to them, if he will. Marlboros are $42.00 a carton here!! I can't imagine a pack of cigarettes being that expensive!

I will keep your son in my prayers and ask JESUS to please let his kush not be mixed with cloves! The last thing a parent needs is a "goth" kid! I pray that it's just regular kush!
My son doesn't need prayers, he tried smoking ... it's not very Christian, but I'm going to let this one slide ... especially since he was pre-punished.

If I can give you some advice, get your son off the tobacco OlyveOil. The Cancer is an evil thing, trust Herbert, he knows.

As for cost, I used to pay the chinee 10 bucks a pack for ciggies here in Canaanda. There are so many to be saved here.


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Default Re: What is a kush? - 05-15-2012, 12:51 PM

I found out what a Kush was, and according to Genesis 1:29, God gave it to me and my brethren along with all God created plants:

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

hehe, Herb(ert) Bearing Seed ... it's true, just ask my wife .

My son is the real Christian here, I realized he was a lying little hophead until he pointed out that God's word gives full permission for me to hotbox my workshop.

If god has cursed you with a disease, get back in his good graces by following his word and partaking in as many of his creations as possible, including the sweet sticky Kushaiah.

Hell even if you don't have a disease, you might want to consider it, following the bible to the letter ensures your path into heaven!

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