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Clown makeup rots the brain. 7 8.86%
Juggalosers consume large volumes of lead paint from trailer interiors. 17 21.52%
Excessive huffing of jenkem has destroyed any sense they may have had. 8 10.13%
Headbanging at Slipknot concerts. 2 2.53%
Smoking all that reefer. 9 11.39%
It's their stupid parents' fault. 5 6.33%
More than one of the above, or other (please explain). 31 39.24%
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 05-10-2009, 06:15 PM

Juggalos are not retards but you seem to be. Retardeds? is that even a word? Look, juggalos are people to. You claim to be a Christian and all you can do is bash people who are different from you. Doesnt the Bible say to accept those who are different? I thought it did considering i grew up in a Christian home. You may have a right to an opinon but you, as a Christian, dont have a right to look down on a group of people just because you dont like what they believe. Christians arent supposed to do that and if you continue to do it then it means you are not a Christian. God doesnt like to see hate in a self-proclaimed Christian.

So dont talk about a religion you have little knowledge of. WCL to all my fam.
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 05-10-2009, 09:38 PM

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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 05-11-2009, 02:02 AM

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Doesnt the Bible say to accept those who are different?
No, it doesn't. It says to separate ourselves from those who are different, or to destroy them.
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I thought it did considering i grew up in a Christian home.
God says to utterly destroy those who abandon Him for false religions. See His treatment of the Midianites, Numbers 31, as a prime example.

It's a shame you never bothered to read the Bible.
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You may have a right to an opinon but you, as a Christian, dont have a right to look down on a group of people just because you dont like what they believe. Christians arent supposed to do that and if you continue to do it then it means you are not a Christian.
Please show me where the Bible says any of this.
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 05-11-2009, 04:20 PM

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And to those people who look down on us i hope you will make it to Shangri-la.
Friend, I understand that you disagree with us, but saying you hope we end up in some village infested with dotheads is a bit excessively harsh. What did we ever do to you to make you so hateful?


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-21-2009, 12:12 PM

First of all, this just made me sick to see.

I was searching around Google and randomly stumbled upon your thread here.

I dislike juggalos just as much as the next guy. Three quarters of them are rude and loud and will try to fight you at every chance they get, and the other quarter just stands by and laughs.

However, I do not understand how an organization as sacred as a CHURCH can condemn someone just for the music they listen to, and the way they dress. I guess we are going back into the old ages of discrimination and hate.

Do you not remember Hitler? He did (essentially) the same discrimination you are doing here.

The kids who fall into the juggalo scene are often white trash. They have been picked on and ridiculed their entire lives by people who think they are "better than them". Just because their parents made bad decisions and they live in a trailer park, don't have the best clothes, etc. they are singled out and picked on. Then, something like this comes along. A group of people that easily sucks in anyone in a fragile state (such as being picked on their whole lives). The juggalo community is even stronger than your chuch community in many senses. They consider their juggalo friends as their family. This whole scene gives them something to cling to. Something to belong to. Something where they will finally not be discriminated against.

The fact that you cannot accept these people for who they are disgusts me.

You give the lame excuse that juggalos are making up their own religion. Its not a religion. Its just songs. How many of them actually believe whatever they are rapping about? Maybe a few, but the bulk of them are just there to belong.

This is why so many people are turned away from your religion and the Lord. Because anything you don't understand, you condemn.

Open your mind. Remember, Jesus was a wierdo back in his day too.
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-21-2009, 02:01 PM

More juggalo propaganda. You wouldn't be here defending these cretins if you weren't another juggalo (stupid clown).
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I was searching around Google and randomly stumbled upon your thread here.
No you didn't. You were reading your juggalo web forum and are hear to defend your retard buddies.


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Do you not remember Hitler? He did (essentially) the same discrimination you are doing here.
The NAZI card, huh? Someone calls Obama a nazi and now suddenly everyone's a NAZI. How convenient.
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The kids who fall into the juggalo scene are often white trash.
True.
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Just because their parents made bad decisions and they live in a trailer park, don't have the best clothes, etc. they are singled out and picked on.
Where do you think the Juggalosers are getting their clothes? Goodwill? NO! They waste their government handouts on concert shirts and ridiculous fashion pants instead of using it to better themselves.
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The juggalo community is even stronger than your chuch community in many senses.
No it's not, but it's more proof of your hidden Juggalo agenda.
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They consider their juggalo friends as their family.
That's a mistake. Those Juggalos will drop you like a hot potato when the sh1t hits the fan.
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This whole scene gives them something to cling to. Something to belong to. Something where they will finally not be discriminated against.
They should be clinging to Jesus if they ever want to go to Heaven.
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The fact that you cannot accept these people for who they are disgusts me.
You disgust ME.
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You give the lame excuse that juggalos are making up their own religion. Its not a religion. Its just songs. How many of them actually believe whatever they are rapping about? Maybe a few, but the bulk of them are just there to belong.
They all claim that it is a religion. More disinformation.
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JESUS IS NOT A WEIRDO! Juggalos are weirdos.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-22-2009, 12:18 AM

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I dislike juggalos just as much as the next guy. Three quarters of them are rude and loud and will try to fight you at every chance they get, and the other quarter just stands by and laughs.

However, I do not understand how an organization as sacred as a CHURCH can condemn someone just for the music they listen to, and the way they dress.
So it's alright for you to dislike Juggalos, but not for us to say the same thing? Typical liberal double standards.
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Do you not remember Hitler? He did (essentially) the same discrimination you are doing here.
Hitler probably thought that it was alright for him to hate juggalos, but if a synagogue criticised juggalos he'd defend them. That makes him pretty much the same as you, actually.
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They have been picked on and ridiculed their entire lives by people who think they are "better than them".
That's because we are better than them.
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Then, something like this comes along. A group of people that easily sucks in anyone in a fragile state (such as being picked on their whole lives). The juggalo community is even stronger than your chuch community in many senses. They consider their juggalo friends as their family. This whole scene gives them something to cling to. Something to belong to. Something where they will finally not be discriminated against.
You know who else sucked in anyone in a fragile state, and gave them a strong community, and a new family, and something to cling to, and all those other lovely things you mention? Charles Manson and Jim Jones.
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Open your mind. Remember, Jesus was a wierdo back in his day too.
Perhaps, but he turned water into wine. He didn't just go around ejaculating in other people's soup. That's just one of the many crucial differences between Our Lord and Saviour and a retard painted up like a backwards clown.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-22-2009, 05:44 AM

Juggalos are vile trash that deserve Satans wrath!!
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-22-2009, 12:41 PM

This just proves, yet again how completely close minded you are.

Yes, I "dislike" juggalos, but it wouldn't stop me from allowing them to attend any religious services that I attended. Especially one where the head of the religion is supposed to be a symbol of forgiveness and kindness to all.

You have also stated that you are better than them, even after I related them all to us. We are all people, and you just said that you are better than another person simply because of their music scene. Yet another way the church is full of nothing but hypocrites.

Sure the Jim Jones and Manson thing is close to the juggalo scene. Its also pretty close to what you would call a church. I know plenty of people who go to church every Sunday and would drink the purple koolade as quickly as those cult members did. No matter how dumb the juggalos are, I don't think I met any that would commit ritual suicide for their scene...like people who beleive in God have been doing for hundreds of thousands of years.

I'm off to seeing the bigger picture and loving my fellow man, no matter what their beliefs.

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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-22-2009, 12:44 PM

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This just proves, yet again how completely close minded you are.
Please show us the Scripture in God's Holy Word that commands us to be "open minded."


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-22-2009, 01:07 PM

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Please show us the Scripture in God's Holy Word that commands us to be "open minded."
Show me in the Scripture where it tells you to be close minded. Show me where it says you can cast out some individuals just because they are different than you. Show me where it says to borough beat your opinion in on people.

Show me all those things, and my faith will be lost, because that is certainly not the ideals I care to believe in.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-22-2009, 01:42 PM

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Show me in the Scripture where it tells you to be close minded. Show me where it says you can cast out some individuals just because they are different than you. Show me where it says to borough beat your opinion in on people.

Show me all those things, and my faith will be lost, because that is certainly not the ideals I care to believe in.
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"Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them." --Rom. 16:17

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

"He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered." --Proverbs 28:26

"Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." --2 Chronicles 15:13

"Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear." --1 Tim 5:20

"A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back." -- Proverbs 26:3
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-22-2009, 02:46 PM

Searching one of the tags to this important thread led me to this site. No one can say these clowns don't spend their money on edifying this cult of retardeds.



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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-22-2009, 08:00 PM

I'm outta here, because talking to you guys is like talking to a brick wall...

But I'll leave you with this...do you not realize that its not "retardeds", its "retards"?

You can't even insult properly.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-22-2009, 08:08 PM

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Searching one of the tags to this important thread led me to this site. No one can say these clowns don't spend their money on edifying this cult of retardeds.

What's with the Token Negro? Do they have him around just to show how "PC" they are?



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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-31-2009, 07:01 PM

ahaha...this thread is gold...retards bashing retards...thanks for the laugh guys...i was kinda having a bad day...thanks... i lol'd

such hatred and cruelty ... oh my... i bet you all would exterminate every single human being who didnt agree to your ways...because...God told you to do so...right?
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-31-2009, 07:06 PM

oh sure...real great...edit my username...


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-31-2009, 07:11 PM

lol...i guess i had that coming...


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 08-31-2009, 07:17 PM

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such hatred and cruelty ... oh my... i bet you all would exterminate every single human being who didnt agree to your ways...because...God told you to do so...right?
We won't have to. God will do that Himself on the Day of Final Judgment.

I hope that when you are exterminated and sent to Hell, that you land next to one of your retarded Juggalo buddies.

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31When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
32And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
35For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
36Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.

40And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
42For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:
43I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

45Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.
46And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.


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