Bleeding-heart liberals are always harping over the fact that the poor can't pay their rent, have to eat cat food, don't have access to health care, and on and on. I get so sick of hearing it!
The fact is, with Obambi in office, the poor have never had it so good. They're already on their third year of unemployment checks. Our Marxist Muslim president held the gun to the heads of the Republicans, forcing them to vote for another unemployment insurance extension in exchange for extending the fully-justified Bush tax cuts for the rich. It's only thanks to those tax cuts that the rich have more money to invest, creating lots of good jobs in China. And thanks to those good jobs, you see more and more Chinks visiting America as tourists, spending money in Las Vegas and Atlantic City casinos and brothels, thus creating more jobs for the Mexican maids and trafficked Russian women we employ.
Of course, my company does create plenty of jobs for American citizens as well. Indeed, most of the people we employ in our privatized prisons are Americans. At 42 cents a day, their wages are in line with what we pay our child laborers in Bangladesh and Cambodia. Outside of the prisons, it's only because of the rotten minimum wage laws that American workers are uncompetitive.
In short, it's tax cuts for the rich that make the US economy work. On the other hand, if you give tax cuts to the poor, none of that money gets invested. Instead, it all gets spent on abortions, cat food and credit card payments. Furthermore, once you start showering the poor with tax cuts, they have no incentive to work. So really, by taxing them more, we're doing them a favor.
Of course, I sympathize with the poor, which is why my company offers opportunities to help make them rich. For example, our casinos offer them slot machines, roulette, blackjack, keno, and other lucrative investments. You can't imagine the joy it brings to my heart when I see some little old lady winning a slot machine jackpot with the last nickel from her social security check. I know she'll return again next month and give it all back - and then some - but hey, she's happy, and that's what counts.
Trailer Trash enjoying rare happy moment
Along with bailouts for Wall Street bankers, it's tax cuts for the rich that make the US economy the largest in the world. Of course, if the poor would just pay their fair share, it would be even better.