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Default Re: New guest - 01-07-2021, 07:06 PM

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Mr Robertson, a small favor if you please: could you kindly refrain from top-posting (if that is the correct term)? Because the effect of this is to give the impression that you are being offensive towards our dear Brother Gonzalez, rather than the Sha woman. Do you see? This may rile some of us - not least Brother Gonzalez. And you probably don't want to do that.
Indeed, Sister. I admit I was tempted to give our new guest an infraction for (seemingly) insulting a True Christian™ man who has been so good at building the wall and mowing our lawns.
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Default Re: New guest - 01-08-2021, 12:43 AM

I would have understood if you did give me the infraction. I did a lot praying today and asked God to forgive me for this sin.


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Default Re: New guest - 01-08-2021, 01:07 AM

Think no more about the near infraction incident. If the Lord has forgiven you, we do, too. At Landover, we're all about redemption. And, of course, tithing.

Congratulations on your elevation to forum member. It is well deserved. And thanks for your kind words. Yes, the Lord has blessed me as much as he has blessed anyone, and I pray that he'll do the same for you!

I know you came here to learn, and not to teach, but I do hope you'll spread your wisdom around in our fora. There are a lot of unsaved trash around here who need Biblical guidance. We need good Christian men like you on the front lines in the war against Satan.


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Thumbs up Re: New guest - 01-08-2021, 01:47 AM

9 out of 10 customers of the Blood of Christ Motel agree, I know a thing or two about hospitality. We're all glad to have you, Paul. There are so many people on earth and so we'll see so few of them in Heaven, so it's always nice to get acquainted with another of our future eternal neighbors* in the mansions of the Lord before we move in.

* probably; your salvation is not yet assured, but you seem to be on the right track


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Jesus Re: New guest - 01-08-2021, 03:39 PM

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I would have understood if you did give me the infraction. I did a lot praying today and asked God to forgive me for this sin.
That's awfully nice of you to be so understanding, dear Mr. Robertson. If I may, I would like to share a bit of helpful advice with you: If you stay close to , then will stay close to you. And there is no better place to be close to , than by associating with beloved servants, as we praise the for shed , as described within the glorious pages of the , here, at : .

It's a pleasure to have you with us, Dear.




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Default Re: New guest - 01-08-2021, 09:57 PM

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Have you recovered from the hogmanay yet, or is it still going on?

Recently I attempted a flour curry (it included other ingredients, some of which you probably don't eat so I'll respect the likely state of your digestion at this time of year v.s.) and it came out rather like the dreaded gnocchi, a food invented by papists.

I'd included all the ingredients including star anise, cloves, white peppercorns, dried chilli, black peppercorns, indeterminate peppercorns (assorted) and some black cardamom – crushed fine together without using metal. The flour was coarse stone ground and selected onions (red, white and brown) were included. Also some ginger, turmeric and galangal. Into the stewpot (ceramic – I don't allow metal to come in contact with food) with about 3 or 4 cups of flour preprepared using mashed sweet potato and enough liquid to make a thick sauce; smelled great!

What happened was that the flour all clumped on the bottom. The liquid rose to the top. When I scraped it off it went into small clumps but wasn't burnt or anything, hence the gnocchi effect. Not too bad on the palate, rather chewy, so I wouldn't call it a failure. Is cooking one of your subjects? Perhaps you have a comment relating to flour curry?

We know that Christians can survive without food if necessary
John 6:33-35 KING JAMES BIBLE, AUTHORIZED VERSION
[Jesus speaking] The bread of God is he which cometh down from heaven, and giveth life unto the world. Then said they unto him, Lord, evermore give us this bread. And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.
but that doesn't mean we should disrespect God's creation by starving ourselves. In your reply, try to avoid references to "amrita," "soma" or "tantric yoga."

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