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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-07-2010, 03:37 AM
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You sure are well spoken for a Hamite. I'll bet you're nearly high yellow judging by the rest of you people.
but yes as i'm not that religious and i just happen to find this site and i'm totaly disguested but i want to now as a really religious man like u what do i have to do to get into heaven is it enough just to say i accept you Jesus Christ?
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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-07-2010, 03:54 AM
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but yes as i'm not that religious and i just happen to find this site and i'm totaly disguested but i want to now as a really religious man like u what do i have to do to get into heaven is it enough just to say i accept you Jesus Christ?
I believe you have to accept Jesus and be washed white as snow in the blood of Jesus.

You should probably work on your vocabulary and typing skills. No one is ever going to take you seriously until you do. Learn to conjugate verbs in your day to day speech. Your friends will probably make fun of you for doing it, but if they are losers who are in the 1/3 of black men in the judicial system, you should probably dump them.

I don't say this to be a jerk at all. I had plenty of bad people in my youth, whom I had to ditch as I started to become even slightly successful.

Screw keeping it real, boy. It's time you Hamites joined our American society as equals. Quit letting your neighborhoods rot and stealing from each other! Band together to do something other than gang banging.

Oh, and when you are pissed off and want to take to the streets, for the sweet love of Jesus, quit doing it to your own neighborhoods!

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-07-2010, 12:25 PM
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but yes as i'm not that religious and i just happen to find this site and i'm totaly disguested but i want to now as a really religious man like u what do i have to do to get into heaven is it enough just to say i accept you Jesus Christ?
No. You have to read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible and live by every letter of it.

Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-16-2010, 11:55 PM
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Pff.. your people are are Minority as less and less people believe in god every day and i stopped believing because of people like u i use to be real believer i went after the bible and shit but just after seein shit how u treat other people u said earlyer i quote "Elmer and his hunting buddies should pay these coons a visit for showing such disrespect." u're talking about going and beating up people and i should sue your right now for just threating young men like that and the people who will burn in hell because i have no idea were it stands that the white man is higher then all the other race as u sure believe because u aren't we are all equal its just because the black man they went bit behind and don't forget it is the white man who made the black man like he is..... u idiots go take Gun and Kill yourselfs....
Trig, are you a hate-filled God-mocker because you're a retard, or are you a retard because you're a hate-filled God-mocker?

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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-28-2010, 11:38 AM
... An Ex-Negro? What? How the hell does one just 'become' an Ex-Negro >.<
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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-29-2010, 05:25 PM
I have a few questions.

What do you think of interracial dating/marriage?

Jesus was born in the Middle East, so wouldn't he be a darker color, like an Arab?

God made people look the way they look, and we were all made in his image. So if he intended for someone to be darker than you, what is the problem?
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... An Ex-Negro? What? How the hell does one just 'become' an Ex-Negro >.<
One gives up the Negro lifestyle in favor of Jesus.

No more swillin' "fawties" while listening to hippity-hop jungle music and fornicating with large-buttocked Negresses.

No more stealing pies from windowsills or tires from parked cars.

No more listening to jazz music.

No more Kwanzaa, a holiday designed to make black people forget about Christmas and celebrate their anti-white "community" instead.

An ex-Negro is washed clean of sin and is as pure and white as Jesus Himself.
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I have a few questions.

What do you think of interracial dating/marriage?

Jesus was born in the Middle East, so wouldn't he be a darker color, like an Arab?
No.

http://www.thenazareneway.com/likene...ur_saviour.htm

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God made Negroes black because they are descendants of Ham. It shows that they are cursed to be servants. If you bothered to read the Bible, you'd know that!

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Do you not have a Bible? It is an abomination.

Malachi 2:11 Judah has dealt treacherously, and an abomination is committed in Israel and in Jerusalem; for Judah has profaned the holiness of Yahweh which he loves, and has married the daughter of a foreign god.

Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-29-2010, 09:01 PM
How do you know what Jesus looked like? It's not in the Bible.
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How do you know what Jesus looked like? It's not in the Bible.
Do you know what I look like? I'm not in the Bible.

This is what Jesus looked like:



Since every picture of the Lord produced for the last 2000 years has looked like this, it is accurate. Clear?

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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-29-2010, 10:15 PM
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We are affiliated with our Savior Jesus Christ!

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What are you yammering about?

Twice now, I've given you a link to a historical description of Jesus written by Josephus, a 1st-century JEWISH historian. Are you suggesting Josephus was affiliated with the Klan?

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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-29-2010, 11:18 PM
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I guess you're only used to seeing my people in parkas. We do have summer up here, you know.

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I realise this site is one big prank, but is the racism necessary?
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Americans say "realize" with a "z". British use "s".

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this site is one big prank
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but is the racism necessary?
You are the racist here who thinks negroes cannot be well-spoken.

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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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