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Default Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tail? - 03-09-2018, 02:44 AM

Help me out here, friends. I have always assumed circumcision was permanent.



But, earlier today, I was enjoying First Corinthians, and chapter 7, verse 18 struck me as a bit odd:

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1 Corinthians 7:18-19

18 Is any man called being circumcised? let him not become uncircumcised. Is any called in uncircumcision? let him not be circumcised.

19 Circumcision is nothing, and uncircumcision is nothing, but the keeping of the commandments of God.

What the heck is going on here? How can a circumcised man become uncircumcised?

I think the Bible is telling us that if a Jew fails to keep his covenant with the Lord, if a Jew is particularly wicked, this will result in his foreskin growing back.

Now then, I know our church has several accountants and lawyers who are Jews, and I knew they occupy very trusted places in our organization, but...

Has anybody thought to check their private parts lately? I think we should maybe think about designating an elder pastor to inspect these men on a regular basis to check for signs their foreskins might have grown back.

If that proves to be the case, then we need to have an independent audit of our books and make sure nobody's skimming a little off the top.



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Default Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 03-09-2018, 03:27 AM

I once consulted an eminent Christian scientist on the matter and he told me that no, it isn't possible for Jews to regrow their foreskin back. He also revealed after an intensely conclusive study that most Jewish men are depraved perverts (i.e. Harvey Weinstein; Hillary's demon-cratic, Hellywood posterchild) who are willing to stoop to just about any sordid play to get their kicks. For instance, he noted the intense penis envy (a debatable theory granted it was first proposed by Sigmund Freud, a rampant pervert himself) often suffered by many Jewish men towards better human specimens, like Christian men. Their nightly habits include lurking around a seedy docksides at night, and poking in the harbor Jerrys in hopes to get a glimpse of some stevedore's foreskin. He will then proposition to said dock worker flashing his joo $$$, to "dock" his own winkie, with the afore mentioned foreskin. It's an act so disgusting, I cannot go into further detail, but I'm happy to forward the contact info of the Christian scientist for further questions.
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Default Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 03-09-2018, 04:31 AM

Mr. Lombardo, that sounds utterly disgusting. I can not even fathom such perversity, and just thinking about it gives me chills.

Yes, please provide me with that gentleman's contact information.


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Default Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 03-10-2018, 03:43 AM

I don’t know brother. They seemed to be Jewing just fine representing my wife when she attacked Stormy Daniels last month (they worked the 7 day incarceration in sync with Abigail’s unclean time - Leviticus 15:19. Saved me from power washing the Menstra-Hut).

But by all means, grab the Jew dorm key from officer Don and have a peak. I thought Paster Ezekiel had them all castrated anyway....something about them breeding with decent True Christian women.
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Default Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 03-10-2018, 06:04 AM

Brother Cresser, no True Christian lady would copulate with a Jew if their life depended on it. Jews are so toadish and creepy, I don't see why any woman would want to have anything to do with their stubby puds.


Just as well, foreskin is disgustingly ugly, and God designed it for the purpose of testing American manliness in cutting it off. Unfortunately, Jews being the wusses they are stop short with that tiny flab of skin on the edge -- why, so painless, it teaching nothing about being man.

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(FYI, anyone who happens to possess any discarded foreskin, please drop in my mailbox -- it's a handy ingredient to prepare my morning beauty creme. )
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Default Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 03-10-2018, 09:28 AM

If a Jew can easily grow horns, it seems to me that it wouldn't be too much trouble to put a couple of millimeters of skin back on the tip of his pecker.


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Default Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 03-10-2018, 01:33 PM

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If a Jew can easily grow horns, it seems to me that it wouldn't be too much trouble to put a couple of millimeters of skin back on the tip of his pecker.
Alright, alright. When is the next Jew horn filing and talon clipping scheduled? We’ll check foreskin regrowth then. brother Faith Machine, sound like you just volunteered. Please lock up when you’re done, I’m not chasing Jews all over Freehold again.
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Default Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 03-10-2018, 02:46 PM

It could be that Jews are so greedy that they literally grow their foreskin back.
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I know a thing or two about foreskins and I know a thing or two about Joos. I am not trying to sound like an arrogant know-it-all, but this re-growing thing is ludicrousish.


The skin of a cut person can be stretched over time - whether or not that person is a joo, to give the appearance of being uncut. (I have to say here and now that this conversation belongs in the men's forum in my spiritually upright opinion so the defenseless and easily frightened chicks here don't get their hair in a frazzle).


Having seen many Joos in NYC on a daily basis, (I even have to speak to them quite frequently), there does not appear to be imminent threat from them. The foreskins of those with whom I've had contact are still missing. I will say that some modern joos are not as strict about the removal of man's natural hood and some do not practice removal. Ben at the bar last week was completely intact and was very hygienic, as well. (I was ministering there on Saturday evening).


Let us pray for the Joos so they will recognize the murderous act of killing our LORD JESUS and subsequently repent of this grievous sin. While I don't expect it, I would love to see Ben on his knees in front of Jesus come the Glory.


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I've heard they use weights?


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Default Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 03-11-2018, 08:33 PM

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I know a thing or two about foreskins and I know a thing or two about Joos.
Brother Larry, is there any literature on the circumcision of animals? It seems you would be in a unique position to know about both foreskins and horses. Is there any evidence that any wild animal (including the Jew species) can purposefully re-grow a part of their genitals? I have heard rumors about donkeys being especially well-built in that respect, which is possibly this is a consequence of inter-breeding between species the Bible warns against. Brother Larry, please can you comment on donkey foreskins. I also wonder, do any of the ladies reading this forum have any opinions on whether a meaty, thick foreskin (or oversized sexual organs in general) can hinder or facilitate the process of creating Christian soldiers? Please compare and contrast in detail your experiences with skinny, smooth and well-trimmed versus swarthy, unkempt and broad.
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Default Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 03-12-2018, 08:10 AM

Brother Larry, which bar was that? Can you send me the address?


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Jesus Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 03-12-2018, 02:06 PM

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Brother Larry, which bar was that? Can you send me the address?

Of course, brother! It was the Eagle at 554 W 28th - but isn't that a bit far for you to travel? You also have to remember it is frequented by homers, so care is completely necessary at every step, twist, and turn.


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Hmmm...

There's a bar in San Francisco called The Eagle.


I wonder if they're connected in some way? I'd better go check it out.


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Yes. Yes they can.


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Default Re: Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tai - 10-13-2021, 11:34 AM

Not that i want to conflate Christian Beliefs with David Icke's theories, but, if we are to believe that the jews have lizard DNA (i mean, this Church has already proven that the Ham gene is related to the monkey gene) then pheraps they have some chance of regrowing their foreskin.

But then comes another question in mind: if they have the ability to do so, then would Jesus, who is divine, have grown back his foreskin after circumcision? I personally doubt that, considering that he still has both his hands and feets pierced by nails. Maybe jews can regrow them if they are willing to repent from killing the Saviour as a miracle.


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David Icke's theories, but, if we are to believe that the jews have lizard DNA
Just replace the word "reptilian" with "Jew" in David Icke's scribbling and it actually starts to make a lick of sense. Reptilians, the Illuminati, globalists, the 1%, liberal elites, international bankers, the bourgeoisie, freemasons, "the Man" - Christ's murderers are known by many names.


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