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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 01-05-2011, 12:06 PM

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their army far exceeds the training that the American army has been taught. If all of the American army went up against the New Zealand army and their territorial forces, I believe that the American army would indeed fail


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If it wasn't for New Zealand, most of the world economy would still be in debt.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 01-05-2011, 12:18 PM

I do believe in everything the Holy Bible has, however my part of my post seems to be taken out of context. The American army failing against the New Zealand army and its territorial forces was a major misread. If any army were to take on another in their own country, say the Germans invading Russia during WW2. The Germans failed even though they had the advantage of military size, due to the lack of area knowledge.

As for the economy remark, I admit that was a little over the top. New Zealands economy did not collapse as much during the Global Recession unlike many other countries. Even Australias collapsed more than New Zealands. The effects were barely felt there compared to elsewhere.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 01-05-2011, 12:26 PM

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I do believe in everything the Holy Bible has
I am glad to hear that. I have to ask though, why are you nor respecting me? Leviticus 19:32 "Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the LORD."

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The American army failing against the New Zealand army and its territorial forces was a major misread.
Huh? I just copied what you posted in the first place.

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If any army were to take on another in their own country, say the Germans invading Russia during WW2. The Germans failed even though they had the advantage of military size, due to the lack of area knowledge.
They also succeeded in France. Your assumption that the American army would fail against the New Zealand army is completely flawed. We don't need to know much about the area to send some nukes.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 01-05-2011, 12:36 PM

For starters I am not disrespecting you or any of your points, just merely stating some facts about New Zealand.

I misread what I wrote before posting that in the first instance so there was my mistake there. As for sending nukes to destroy an entire nation, how many would it take to destroy a country the size of California? It would take more than the amount that America will have after the agreement that both America and Russia are putting in place severly limiting the amount of live nuclear warheads.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 01-05-2011, 12:44 PM

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For starters I am not disrespecting you or any of your points, just merely stating some facts about New Zealand.
And again you are disrespecting me. Your claim of living by the Holy Bible seems hollow.

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I misread what I wrote before posting that in the first instance so there was my mistake there.
You seem to make mistakes a lot. I would advice you to do research before you post something, that is what I always do.

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As for sending nukes to destroy an entire nation, how many would it take to destroy a country the size of California? It would take more than the amount that America will have after the agreement that both America and Russia are putting in place severly limiting the amount of live nuclear warheads.
We have enough nukes to destroy Russia, China and then some. The insignificant tiny spot that is New Zealand will be no problem for us. All that would be left would be the smell of roasted sheep.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 01-05-2011, 12:59 PM

Now before this turns into a debate that goes around in circles, I will just say a few small things.

1. Misreading something before clicking on the post button is classed as an error in proof reading and not from a lack of research.

2. Disrespecting someone and stating some facts are two completely different things. I was in no way disrespecting you but I am sorry that you do feel that way.

3. Would there not be a far better use of those nukes than to bomb insignificant tiny spot that is New Zealand? Even though it does consist majorly of sinners, God will take care of them when the Day of Judgement arrives starting with the country being swallowed up by the sea. Why not use those nukes on a place where they should be used such as stopping WW3 happening in the middle east?

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Would there not be a far better use of those nukes than to bomb insignificant tiny spot that is New Zealand? Even though it does consist majorly of sinners, God will take care of them when the Day of Judgement arrives starting with the country being swallowed up by the sea. Why not use those nukes on a place where they should be used such as stopping WW3 happening in the middle east?
Again you are posting without thinking first. You claimed the American army would lose from the New Zealand army. Then I responded by pointing out you talked nonsense and that we would simply nuke you. After a small intermezzo in which you mistakenly assumed America not having enough nukes (which you could have prevented by doing some research before you posted), you now suddenly start explaining why New Zealand should not be nuked at all. That was never the issue.

Is there something wrong with your short term memory?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 01-05-2011, 02:29 PM

Sure I claim the American army would fail. As for the remark of not having enough nukes, I highly doubt 1,550 nukes would be enough to take out New Zealand as well all of those who your church deem evil a.k.a 99.97% of the population.

That nuke number comes from http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...T2010122205900

Don't say I didnt research.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 01-05-2011, 03:02 PM

It would only take a couple of nukes to blow up Wellington. The rest of the population would starve in a couple of weeks. Problem solved.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 01-06-2011, 05:44 AM

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Sure I claim the American army would fail. As for the remark of not having enough nukes, I highly doubt 1,550 nukes would be enough to take out New Zealand as well all of those who your church deem evil a.k.a 99.97% of the population.

That nuke number comes from http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...T2010122205900

Don't say I didnt research.
Using the Washington ComPost as a source is a poor choice, to say the least. The place is run by joos.

I have it on excellent Republican authority that New Zealand could be taken out with no more than a few sticks of dynamite, and a case of Foster's Lager.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 03-29-2011, 08:57 AM

Well......what an eye opening experience this all was. To be honest I started reading the posts and laughed my arse off....right up until I realised that this isnt a joke site with a fake Christian theme to poke fun at zealots, small minded idiots and the general hate that modern Christianity seems to swim so deeply in, I realised it -was- a site for zealots, idiots and small minded fools to post their hate and somewhat stupid ideals.

I kept reading through the pages to see if any "actual" Christians might have joined the fray with words of wisdom and love that the Bible provides us with, instead I was met with even more cringe worthy responses from the common US proxy Christians who have little titles like, "True Christian" and a myriad of other baseless self labeled ranks.

The subject turned away from the badly researched points (which I am still sure must be a joke) and landed on military strength. Sorry, the idea that a countries moral standing is directly decided by military strength is too much of an American ideal for me to understand, guess all that education really blinded me to the "truth".
Big mention to the addition of nuclear weapons to the argument.....nice.

I kept reading on, I mean come on, surely a Christian forum would have even a slight sliver of Christianity...right?..........right?!?.....
Alas I was wrong, just more nuggets of mindless dribble provided from a people who think an ancient religion born in the middle east was created exclusively for red necks and zealots in preparation for our current era.
Every time a valid point is raised its ignored a response and given a lame joke or trollish stab to avoid any real conversation.

Maybe as a proud kiwi and Maori I find the idea that a bunch of morally corrupt racist extremists on an ego trip, rather insulting.
I mean only a people who would think their country is, "Gods Country", when its built on rape murder and the destruction of culture and history, could ever really provide such epic double standards on which to base some sort of moral and spiritual soapbox garbage.

I stopped going to church
I read the bible and decoded what I thought it was trying to tell us through the bias words of men disguised as saints and came to a real understanding
I studied the words of Islam, Buddhism, Bahai, Shintoism and many others to see the world for its many teachings.
I stopped telling lies like, Easter is Jesus's resurrection, or, Christmas was his birthday, because honestly who -doesnt- know they were Pagan holy days that Christians tried to replace.
I started to see the difference between zealots and real Christians, the later being nearly extinct today, and stopped telling people what they should believe in.
I started to appreciate all races, cultures, sexual preference and religion for the beauty they could bring to me and others and stopped avoiding those who did not share my views or faith, as who the hell am I to tell someone they are wrong with no proof other than words written by men?

After all that I am 100% more of a Christian than many of the people here it seems and I am so far outside the supposed guidelines, weird.

Sorry to any normal and educated Americans who may take offence, this is more directed at the few crazies and early mornin money begging fear merchants who sorta ruin the face of your faith and general population.
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I realised it -was- a site for zealots, idiots and small minded fools to post their hate and somewhat stupid ideals.
Friend, our ideals are taken straight from God's Holy Bible. If you think they are foolish, then you think God is foolish. Of course, the Bible already told us that Its Message would seem foolishness to hellbound people:

1 Corinthians 1:17-27:
For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

So you see, it comes as no big surprise that people often think we are stupid. Let them think that, because what they think is stupid is actually Wisdom of God.

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I kept reading through the pages to see if any "actual" Christians might have joined the fray with words of wisdom and love that the Bible provides us with, instead I was met with even more cringe worthy responses from the common US proxy Christians who have little titles like, "True Christian" and a myriad of other baseless self labeled ranks.
Friend, I don't say this to boast, but we are the Truest™ Christians out there. We follow the entire Bible to the letter, we do not just follow the nice parts and "interpret" the other parts away, as false christians do. I've never seen another church where people stay this True to the Bible.

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Sorry, the idea that a countries moral standing is directly decided by military strength is too much of an American ideal for me to understand, guess all that education really blinded me to the "truth".
Likely it did:

Colossians 2:8:
Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

And of course, the Bible teaches that our military strength is a blessing of God:

Psalm 112:1-3:
Praise ye the LORD. Blessed is the man that feareth the LORD, that delighteth greatly in his commandments. His seed shall be mighty upon earth: the generation of the upright shall be blessed.
Wealth and riches shall be in his house: and his righteousness endureth for ever.



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I kept reading on, I mean come on, surely a Christian forum would have even a slight sliver of Christianity...right?..........right?!?.....
Don't be willfully ignorant now, boy. If you looked through our Teaching the Word subforum, you would have found extensive discussions of Scripture. And did you see Brother V's Bible in a Year project? How can you say that there is no True Christianity here when we back up all our words with Scripture?

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Alas I was wrong, just more nuggets of mindless dribble provided from a people who think an ancient religion born in the middle east was created exclusively for red necks and zealots in preparation for our current era.
Every time a valid point is raised its ignored a response and given a lame joke or trollish stab to avoid any real conversation.
That is complete nonsense. If it were true, I wouldn't have posted this response, would I?

Anyway, we do not claim that Christianity is exclusively for Americans, we just say that here in America, there are the most True Christians™, as we, unlike most foreign christians, follow the entire Bible to the letter.

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Maybe as a proud kiwi and Maori I find the idea that a bunch of morally corrupt racist extremists on an ego trip, rather insulting.
Again, how can you say that we are morally corrupt when we only obey what God says in the Bible?

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I mean only a people who would think their country is, "Gods Country", when its built on rape murder and the destruction of culture and history, could ever really provide such epic double standards on which to base some sort of moral and spiritual soapbox garbage.
If you are talking about us driving away the indians, you must not forget that God orders us to kill people who worship other gods:

Exodus 22:20:
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

Deuteronomy 13:12-16:
If thou shalt hear say in one of thy cities, which the LORD thy God hath given thee to dwell there, saying,
Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;
Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;
Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.
And thou shalt gather all the spoil of it into the midst of the street thereof, and shalt burn with fire the city, and all the spoil thereof every whit, for the LORD thy God: and it shall be an heap for ever; it shall not be built again.

Reading the Bible, you can see that we have been rather merciful here.

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I read the bible and decoded what I thought it was trying to tell us through the bias words of men disguised as saints and came to a real understanding
What nonsense! Do you really think the Bible was written to convey some "hidden truth" only for the select few intelligent enough to understand it? God doesn't work that way, friend:

Matthew 11:25-26:
At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes.
Even so, Father: for so it seemed good in thy sight.

Matthew 18:3:
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Additionally, we shouldn't "interpret" the Bible, but just do what It says:

2 Peter 1:20:

Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

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I studied the words of Islam, Buddhism, Bahai, Shintoism and many others to see the world for its many teachings.
I stopped telling lies like, Easter is Jesus's resurrection, or, Christmas was his birthday, because honestly who -doesnt- know they were Pagan holy days that Christians tried to replace.
That is a lie. Pagan myths like those about Mithras or Osiris were created by Satan to mock Jesus, or by God to test our faith. God already told us that He would do this:

Deuteronomy 13:1-3:
If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder,
And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them;
Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.

We'll keep believing in Jesus. Even the best rational argument cannot destroy our faith, as we reject rational thinking.

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I started to see the difference between zealots and real Christians, the later being nearly extinct today, and stopped telling people what they should believe in.
How can anyone who just picks and chooses among Bible Verses and arbitrarily declares only the parts he likes to be "Word of God" possibly be a "real christian?"

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I started to appreciate all races, cultures, sexual preference and religion for the beauty they could bring to me and others and stopped avoiding those who did not share my views or faith, as who the hell am I to tell someone they are wrong with no proof other than words written by men?
Simple. Tell them using Words written by God as proof. After all, God wrote the Bible:

2 Timothy 3:15-17:
And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.

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After all that I am 100% more of a Christian than many of the people here it seems and I am so far outside the supposed guidelines, weird.
No, you are not. You are a Bible-ignoring, false-doctrine preaching lying false christian. You can always recognize false christians by their claims to be a christian, but complete lack of Scripture they quote to support their viewpoints. Friend, just saying "I'm 100% more Christian than you" doesn't make you a Christian. It only does that if you can support with Scripture that you are a better Christian.

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Sorry to any normal and educated Americans who may take offence, this is more directed at the few crazies and early mornin money begging fear merchants who sorta ruin the face of your faith and general population.
"Fear merchants?" I hope you do realize that, according to the Bible, fear is a good thing, and an essential ingredient of the True Christian™ Faith? Read this if you don't believe me.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 03-29-2011, 01:31 PM

Well True Disciple, that is indeed the sort of response I would have expected. Passionate and backed with scripture, in the kindest way I say this, its the "faith" of all people I find beautiful, just remember this topic was started with a hateful attack on a country based on a few links to roughly relevant news stories and a few jokes thrown in for comedic value.
Any upset and warranted response from people was met with the relevant scripture to help along a blatant attack.

Clearly I should have directed my response more toward the man who wrote this post as his reasons God would hate a country are really an affront.
You cannot condemn an entire population based on the actions of some and then stand proudly by a country like America in its morals, its a huge double standard. If the actions of a few condemn us all, then you will be condemned by the same argument.


Now toward your comments of my own personal "faith" I reply as simply and as such.

I am a Christian my friend, as true as any true Christian I could imagine. I have read the words, the scriptures, heard the sermons, the teachings and know one true thing above all else, -everything- is interpretation

We are humans, humans are fallible. We make mistakes, no one person is without mistake, not one. Its in our nature, we are human.
No matter if its the smallest non consequential event like learning a menial acton to the other end of the spectrum, the worst man or god made law broken, not one person is without failing.

Everything we have in life is interpretation, its part of how we are built. If we hear the same speech, we interpret it differently. If we were to be taught the same skill, we would interpret it differently.
The scriptures no matter how well translated and discussed -are- an interpretation, no matter the faith. The word of God as interpreted by humans, passed and added on to by humans and their interpretations, translated by interpretations of language by humans.
We are human, we are fallible.

I cant convince you to change your views as much as much as you could change mine, we have come to see things differently, its part of human nature.
We could argue any amount of scripture from any faith, its still the work of human interpretation.

We all have choice, thats the true gift, choice with no set guidelines except from those before us and who lead us and the ones we make for ourselves.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 03-29-2011, 01:47 PM

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I am a Christian my friend, as true as any true Christian I could imagine. I have read the words, the scriptures, heard the sermons, the teachings and know one true thing above all else, -everything- is interpretation
Well, firstly, interpretation is in direct violation of this Verse:

2 Peter 1:20:

Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

And even if interpretation were allowed, it could never reasonably make the Bible into a fluffy-bunny love-and-peace hippie book. After all, read these Passages:

Exodus 35:2:
Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.

Leviticus 20:9:
For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.

Leviticus 24:16:
And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

The only possible interpretation, in my opinion, is that Sabbath breakers, children who curse their parents and blasphemers should be killed. How would you "interpret" this, then?

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We are humans, humans are fallible. We make mistakes, no one person is without mistake, not one. Its in our nature, we are human.
No matter if its the smallest non consequential event like learning a menial acton to the other end of the spectrum, the worst man or god made law broken, not one person is without failing.
Yes, and that's why Jesus died, so that everyone who believes in Him is Saved from the Eternal Torments he rightly deserves for committing sins.

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Everything we have in life is interpretation, its part of how we are built. If we hear the same speech, we interpret it differently. If we were to be taught the same skill, we would interpret it differently.
The scriptures no matter how well translated and discussed -are- an interpretation, no matter the faith. The word of God as interpreted by humans, passed and added on to by humans and their interpretations, translated by interpretations of language by humans.
We are human, we are fallible.
Well, I refer again to my first question: how do you, then, interpret the Passages I quoted? Because, friend, if something is clear, what's there to interpret?


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 03-30-2011, 06:50 PM

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8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!


New Zealand is a small insignificant country on the edge of the world. It used to be part of England but everyone there forgot about it. There are a few True Christians™ there, but most of it's inhabitants are going straight to Hell.
  1. New Zealand has the highest amount of Apatheism (Atheism on steroids) in the world. They do not just ignore God, they are openly proud about it!
  2. New Zealand has the highest amount of sheep rape cases in the entire world. And this is not just per capita! Leviticus 18:23 "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."
  3. More or less civilized people arrived in New Zealand by canoe in about AD 1250–1300. This canoe is still the most advanced form of transportation New Zealand has.
  4. Many people in New Zealand die because they ignore the Holy Bible and mistakenly think Earth is a globe. Then they fall off the edge. New Zealand is in denial about this and claims a lot of people drown in the Waikato River to explain these "mysterious" deaths. 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
  5. New Zealand claims to be a peaceful nation but in reality no one ever cared enough to invade it and no one there owns enough to make any form of crime profitable. And there is nothing peaceful about the way in which the Māori are mistreated. Many Māori are in jail for crimes that don't even exist in New Zealand and ancient Māori rock-art is often damaged or destroyed. The government has provided over NZ$900 million (about 7 American Dollars) in settlements in an attempt to undo some of the severe damage done to the Māori.
  6. When British explorer James Cook started trading in 1769 the people of New Zealand mostly paid for the goods with sex. For those in denial about this: King (2003) pg 122.
  7. In 2003 New Zealand decriminalised the sex trade. Most female workers in New Zealand are whores. Proverbs 23:27-28 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit. She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men."
  8. Since people in New Zealand have no real property other than sex trade they invented Kiwi Dollars to pretend having an economy. These Kiwi Dollars are also valid in Cook Islands, Niue, Tokelau, and the Pitcairn Islands all of which are, surprisingly, even less significant than New Zealand. Everywhere else in the world they are better known as Monopoly Money.
All people New Zealand of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
You make a childish and extremely hypocritical post about another country, and the first thing (of many) you get wrong is what their flag looks like.

Good job, I can see why there are so many intelligent people living in America (especially all those southern states).
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 03-31-2011, 03:30 AM

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You make a childish and extremely hypocritical post about another country, and the first thing (of many) you get wrong is what their flag looks like.
No, I just looked it up, and that is definitely the flag of New Zealand. Why are you lying?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 03-31-2011, 07:35 PM

God hates America!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-01-2011, 12:50 AM

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God hates America!
Right you are. There's already a thread about that here: Why GOD HATES AMERICA!

How could God continue to love this country when the majority voted in the Anti-Christ, Barack Obama. I have hope that the people of this nation have repented and will put Jesus' favorite lady, Sarah Palin, in power come 2012!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 06-18-2012, 02:35 PM

okay, i used to live in nz and i lived there very happy for many years,
1. Who gives a piffle, its not harming you at all. oh no, someone over 10,000 kms away doesn't believe in my god, people all over the world and almost certainly people who live in the same street and work the same job as you believe in other gods or no god at all. who knows, maybe they were brought up like that and there parents and theres before them, you blame the whole country for something that started over 400 years ago? your argument is invalid.
2. At lest we have a way less murder to population ratio, id rather have people sexing up sheep than have to carry a gun round the streets cause im scared i might get attacked. also, who cares i doesn't affect you, plus im sure america has the highest rape rate of more then 1 animal. your argument is invalid.
3. That was 700 years ago, you didn't have speed boats and piffleing jet skis either, but now we both do, your argument is invalid.
4. The earth is shaped like a globe, you cant fall off, and doesn't it say somewhere in the bible to accept people for who they are and we are all created in gods image? and its a deep body of water, if people go swimming there is a possibility of drowning. your argument is invalid.
5. There are many wealthy people who live there, same as any country, for example Phil Rudd the drummer from AC/DC lived in my neighborhood, peter jackson a famous movie director who has produced a few movies you have probably watched and enjoyed very much. And the Maoris are not mistreated, the have all the opportunity in the world to be respectable citizens but they dont, many of them are on the unemployment benefit selling drugs to kids. This is not being racist this is me stating facts and things a i have seen over the years i lived there. the rock paintings? what rock paintings, thats the aboriginals, im not denying that any rock paints that were done have probably been damaged but the older maori generation used wood carvings to express storys and history. also $900 million is about $711.6 million American, i dont know about you but would rather the nz 900 mill than your so called 7 american equivalent. your argument is invalid.
6. i dont deny it, American probably did it to, this is when we didn't know it was wrong, probably the same time your country was abducting blacks and turning them into slaves, we all did things that were wrong back then, its in the past, everyone is completely differently now, get over yourself, cunt. your argument is invalid.
7. Are you calling my mother a whore? you calling most of the girls i knew whores? i knew many christian girls who slept with many men and i knew many atheists who were virgins at 20. i, 19 years i never seen anyone selling themselves for money in that country and yet on a holiday to america i was asked on my 3rd day if i was interested in prostitution? that doesn't seem right, just a coincidence you will probably say? your argument is invalid.
8. last but not least, no economy? really? thats the best you could do, looking back at what i said before, the nz dollar doesn't really look to bad, when you consider the size of american and the amount of people compared to nz, your dollar should be worth much more with all the space and people you have, with all the factories and manufacturing companies compared to New Zealand, nz is looking pretty good to me, money is money, any bank in the world will accept it, agian, your argument is invalid.

Now, if there is a hell or heven,im probably going to go to hell... which im not to convinced there is but im open to the idea, looking back on my life im not off to a good start, and it will probably get worse, but at least i have travelled the world at the age of 15, made hundreds of friends lived in four different countries (one of them being an AMERICAN navy base) and am not i pig headed faggot hating dick. Id like to see what would happen if all these god mocking countries went to war with america and anyother countries on there what would happen, wouldn't you? and for the final time, your argument is invalid, sit down, shut up, go to church hate the jews and fags and whoever you think god hates, be quite, and leave other people alone.
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probably the same time your country was abducting blacks and turning them into slaves
Hold it right there, abo!
We do not tolerate that kind of racism in this forum. Black is very racist word, you should be using neutral words like nigra or negra. Besides, Godly USA were not abducting anyone. 99% of nigras sold to America were sold and captured by other nigras as slaves has been (and were long after slavery were abolished by secular law in USA) traditionally used as currency in Africa.

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sit down, shut up, go to church hate the jews and fags and whoever you think god hates, be quite, and leave other people alone.
We cannot do that, as Jesus commands us to set heathens straight.

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

How else would people know that they will be burning in hell for all eterneti unless they accept Jesus as their personal Saviour unless we tell them that?
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