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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-10-2013, 03:42 AM

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I'm half-Irish. If you're going to post shit like this, make sure you're not offending anyone else, you inconsiderate prick.
Dear Godmocking Eskimo;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with an American dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 03-27-2013, 09:28 PM

The Holy Baptismal waters drowned the Irish in me!
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"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 04-19-2013, 10:24 AM

Good Morning Everyone. I too am struggling to make sense of it all. I dont hate Ireland yet - they have good golfers.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 04-19-2013, 11:17 PM

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Good Morning Everyone. I too am struggling to make sense of it all. I dont hate Ireland yet - they have good golfers.
Please take yourself to the Introduction Thread and introduce yourself.

It's the polite thing to do.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 04-21-2013, 11:18 AM

'Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations'
Jesus drunk wine. He turned water into wine for his disciples. He basically encouraged wine-drinking. That quote is too contradictory to what was said in the Bible.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 04-21-2013, 02:23 PM

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'Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations'
Jesus drunk wine. He turned water into wine for his disciples. He basically encouraged wine-drinking. That quote is too contradictory to what was said in the Bible.
Hey goofball, that passage from Leviticus is telling God's ministers to not show up drunk for church services - plain and simple. Now go back and read the rest of the Bible (KJV1611) before you think you can stump the Lord.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 04-22-2013, 12:47 PM

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Hey goofball, that passage from Leviticus is telling God's ministers to not show up drunk for church services - plain and simple. Now go back and read the rest of the Bible (KJV1611) before you think you can stump the Lord.
Well, are the Ireland people God's ministers going to church services?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 04-22-2013, 02:55 PM

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Well, are the Ireland people God's ministers going to church services?
No dear, they go to their pagan Isis/Mary papist churches. Catholics aren't Christians, and they don't love God.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-14-2013, 10:31 AM

piffle off. Go shag a cow ye inbred hillbilly's.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-14-2013, 10:42 AM

Welcome friend. Are you perhaps referring to Isaiah?

Isaiah 7:21 And it shall come to pass in that day, that a man shall nourish a young cow, and two sheep;



Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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piffle off. Go shag a cow ye inbred hillbilly's.
Welcome to most friendly forum in all of internet, friend.
I'm sure your suggestion of having sex with a cow is perfectly normal procedure in Ireland, but in real world it is an act against God.

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Of course, as an Irish, you probably have never opened the Bible in your life, so it is understandable that you are not familiar with Christian ways.
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I see you have the typical Irish way with words. And what did you do to the Blarney Stone?





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piffle off. Go shag a cow ye inbred hillbilly's.
Well hello there ye bogtrottin' knacker. Are ye drunk and full of the divil's whiskey, or wha'? Is this why you lie about your name. Ted Crilly snuffed it and went to hell in a handcart years ago.

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I see you have the typical Irish way with words. And what did you do to the Blarney Stone?
I did nothing to the Blarney Stone. It's missing. Probably lodged up your ass.
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I did nothing to the Blarney Stone. It's missing. Probably lodged up your ass.
Thank you for showing to the world how rude Irish alcohol addicted sheep raping Jesus haters behave each and every day.


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I did nothing to the Blarney Stone. It's missing. Probably lodged up your ass.
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I believe it is time to drive the Irish west of the Shannon River again. They are nothing but trouble. They have abused the world with generations of their priests, which they export promiscuously, along with drunks, and I doubt they have any intention of quitting any time soon.


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10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!


Buahahahaha. No, you are not serious. You can't be.


Allright. I know, I might be a bit late to the party, but that is not the Irish flag. Man, wherever you get the flags from, throw it into a bin, it is rubbish.
See, here is the real one
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It really sucks to be Irish. To escape from this harsh reality the Irish are even bigger alcoholics than the Russians. It is a miracle that they are still capable of procreating. For most Irishmen the first time they will be sober will be when they arrive in Hell.
Retarded stereotypical dumbassery. Have a pint of Guinnes, dear friend.
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Leviticus 10:9 "Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations"

  1. Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, since they started to drink all the whiskey themselves, this market share fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century!
Where do you get those statistics from, men? I'd really like to see a source

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  1. There is an incredible amount of violence in Ireland. Mostly this is between different types of false Christians. I am sure God designed it this way to provide those in Heaven with great entertainment. 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
I take it you haven't heard about the good friday agreement? Since the it is pretty peaceful over there. I've been to Ireland once, and found the people to be genuinely nice and helpful

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  1. Ireland is a destination country for women, men, and children trafficked for the purposes of commercial sexual exploitation and forced labor. This is an absolute necessity since the Irish themselves are too drunk to be productive at anything. According to research by the National University of Ireland Galway labor trafficking victims reportedly consist of men and women from Bangladesh, Pakistan, Egypt and the Philippines. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
Uh huh. You know, when I was there, hardly anyone was drunk on the streets.

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  1. Some people think an Irish accent sounds really cool. They are wrong. Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."
Like you would know.

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  1. Irish drunks are not only a problem in Ireland. In San Diego for example, the Irish are so drunk and rowdy all the time that the Irish are being forced to live further and further away from the coast every year.
Based on your writings, I have a very vaild hypothesis. You are drunk right now. Go to bed and sober up, my friend. Have a saussage for breakfast.

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  1. Cars are twice as expensive in Ireland as in other parts of the world since everyone figures the Irish are so drunk that they don't know how much they're actually spending anyway. 1 Samuel 21:15 "Have I need of mad men, that ye have brought this fellow to play the mad man in my presence? shall this fellow come into my house?"
Cars might be vary expensive over there, but such is life in general.

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  1. Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton, an Anglo-Irish explorer, was one of the principal figures of Antarctic exploration. He stopped doing useful things once he discovered whiskey tasted even better when it was very cold.
That's just pure envy men. the Irish are having fun, their beer is beter than that pee stuff you like to drink and then this small county has an arctic explorer, too. Remember: vanity is a sin and you don't want to end up in hell, which you are going too if you continue ranting about other countries.

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  1. One very unique Irishman was Ernest Walton. He had a rare disease that made it impossible for him to drink alcohol. Unfortunately, instead of spending time on studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible, he wasted his life on winning the 1951 Nobel Prize in Physics. 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
This man won a noble price. He actually increased our knowledge about the world to a great degree which is much more than you and your children and your children's children and their children are ever going to achieve.

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  2. Ireland is not the only country in the world with gays in the government. It is however, the only country where it is against the law to have an opinion against this! Their "Act to Prohibit Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation" effectively outlaws Christians trying to follow the rules of the Holy Bible! Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

All people of Ireland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, Denmark, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Funny, I don't see Germany on your list. Please make one about my country soon. And now I am going to have fun with a Wiener (a kind of saussage)


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And now I am going to have fun with a Wiener (a kind of saussage)
Please, leave your gaysexual fantasies off this Godly forum.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-14-2013, 09:27 PM

I was going to put a Wiener into my hotdog and then eat it. Anybody who thinks of anything but food in this contex surely has unchristian sex phantasies.


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