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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
I'm very pleased to announce that the Landover Baptist Bible Museum and Reliquary in Freehold, IA recently acquired the foreskin of our Savior, Christ Jesus, from an anonymous ancient foreskin collector.
Don't be fooled by Catholic imitations. Only Landover has the one true foreskin!
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Thank you Brother Dnow for making this announcement. I'm on a committee planning the event and got to see it today. Frankly, I was a little concerned when I saw it is black. I asked one of the guard detail if perhaps there was a mistake. He assured me Jesus was white and aging of the foreskin blackened it.
What an opportunity we have--for just a few dollars we can reap the benefits of powers handed down from ancient times. If you have family or friends that could benefit from this opportunity cash or credit cards will be accepted.