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And it is a WAR! -
11-19-2006, 04:28 AM
Welcome and Merry Christmas! This very special forum's sole purpose is to make sure our Lord Jesus Christ has a happy birthday. To best serve Jesus, we must fight a war every year against heathens, pagans, homosexuals, and infidels (The latter group also includes all of the false Christians out there, and let me tell you, there are plenty!).
I have added a few threads, which are near and dear to the hearts of all Landovarians, so have at it. Mother Glendora
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-19-2006, 04:17 PM
ONWARD, CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS!!!!!
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-20-2006, 07:54 AM
hey.......so um...why are you fighting them exactly?
If you do want jesus to have a happy birthday than why would you spend it fighting others instead of celebrating?
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-20-2006, 07:59 AM
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hey.......so um...why are you fighting them exactly?
If you do want jesus to have a happy birthday than why would you spend it fighting others instead of celebrating?
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Because JESUS.....and we....are happier when our enemies are dead and in HELL.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-20-2006, 09:41 AM
any point in me trying to quote all the nice, friendly passages of the Bible? There are a lot of them....we'll stick with one everyone knows...
"Love thy Neighbour"
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11-20-2006, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Tervie
any point in me trying to quote all the nice, friendly passages of the Bible? There are a lot of them....we'll stick with one everyone knows...
"Love thy Neighbour"
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Pervie, if you're going to quote from the Bible, (Only the KJV, by the way) you should do it properly, with Chapter and Verse specified.
Here is one which shows God's glory, telling all of his followers to destroy their enemies.
Deuteronomy 33:27
The eternal God is thy refuge, and underneath are the everlasting arms: and he shall thrust out the enemy from before thee; and shall say, Destroy them.
Jeremiah.17.15
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-20-2006, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Tervie
any point in me trying to quote all the nice, friendly passages of the Bible? There are a lot of them....we'll stick with one everyone knows...
"Love thy Neighbour"
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Do you know what God means when He says "neighbor"? Do you think He intended for us to be sweet and nice to islamofascists who want nothing less than the destruction of America? Do you think He meant we should invite sodomites over for pink tea parties to celebrate their depravity and offer them our children to molest? Or maybe you think God intended us to "love" hook-nosed joos, you know, the ones who KILLED CHRIST OUR LORD?!
I think otherwise. I am quite certain that Jesus was admonishing us to love our fellow True Christians, not unsaved scum such as yourself.
By the way; in the future, if you want to actually quote the Holy Bible rather than paraphrase from it like a half-wit, you might find that you get taken a bit more seriously. Also, don't bother quoting verses out of context. In order to understand the Word of God, you have to study it from cover to cover.
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-30-2009, 03:19 PM
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Because JESUS.....and we....are happier when our enemies are dead and in HELL.
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Great answer jackass.
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12-30-2009, 04:34 PM
You would choose to retort by simply calling names?
Did you have a point at all to make here? If not, go find a board where flaming each other is the reason to be there.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-16-2010, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by not_satan
hey.......so um...why are you fighting them exactly?
If you do want jesus to have a happy birthday than why would you spend it fighting others instead of celebrating?
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For the same reason we had to kill Saddam Hussein after 9/11!!!
We, as Christians, cannot allow pagans, heathens, liberals, communists, devil worshipers, atheists, anthropologists, jews, catholics, or MSNBC to pervert such a holy day.
I'm sure that if they had their way, they'd celebrate Christmas doing some kind of perverse homosexual group activity, and as true believers in the word of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, we cannot just sit back and allow that to happen.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-28-2006, 03:15 AM
May the Lord richly bless you for starting this threads and you is absolutely rit..it IS a WAR!! And as Sister Vera Sue says, "Onward CHRISTIAN SOLDIER!"
There sure is lots of HEATHENS and PAGANS out there in the world along with HOMERSEXUALS, INFIDELS, and all sorts of SINFUL PERVERTS a'doin the DEVIL'S evil works! And the sweet LORD knows that there also be plenty of FALSE CHRISTIANS out there in the world too! Practicin their false doctrines and chasin after their false teachers and LYING PROPHETS!! Oh they claim they follow the LORD but they DON'T have the POWER of the LORD, the HOLY SPIRIT cuz they ain't SPIRIT FILLED!! They ain't ON FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT cuz they is SINNERS ALL!!
This war on Christmas gots to stop! The LORD is goin to do somethin and all we TRUE CHRISTIANS is goin to REJOICE when the UNSAVED TRASH in this world is BURNIN IN HELL'S FIRES! Get the BBQ SAUCE and LIGHT THE FIRES!!
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
01-04-2007, 06:58 PM
When will all of this religious oppression come to an end? The nigras, the hippies, the homers, the LIEberals, and the mudslimes have ALL the rights, and we wealthy white male suburban Christians have no more rights at all!! Me and my wife of 34 years, Delores, must live in the shadows, skulking around, driving separate cars on back roads to church to evade the constant persecution of LIEberals. It's like some kind of scary, futuristic science fiction movie!!
All my rights are gone. As a good True Christian, if I want to tie up a homer, douse him with gasoline and set him alight to give him a taste of eternal hellfire, all of a sudden I'M the bad guy. The liberal activist judges, big city police, hippy liberal DEMONstrators, and the LIEberal media would portray me as a bad person-- which I'm not. Just because as a Christian I believe that all homos should be burned alive as an abomination to God, then I'm subject to relentless religious persecution.
That is just ONE illustration of the oppression of wealthy white male suburban Christians in this country. The same unfair and outrageous religious persecution would happen if I tried to gas Joos, hang uppity Negroes, shoot a hippie in the neck, or firebomb a mosque. We wealthy Christian male Republicans are totally helpless, with no more rights at all. Sometimes I wonder if I'm still living in America.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-24-2007, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
All my rights are gone. As a good True Christian, if I want to tie up a homer, douse him with gasoline and set him alight to give him a taste of eternal hellfire, all of a sudden I'M the bad guy. The liberal activist judges, big city police, hippy liberal DEMONstrators, and the LIEberal media would portray me as a bad person-- which I'm not. Just because as a Christian I believe that all homos should be burned alive as an abomination to God, then I'm subject to relentless religious persecution.
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Yes, Brother H., it is surely an abomination that good, right-thinking Christians are being persecuted in America today by such insidious laws such as Hate Crime legislation.
But fear not. I predict that 2008 will be the year of Armageddon and The Rapture. The discrimination we suffer shall soon be avenged.
YIC,
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yours in Christ,
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-26-2007, 12:42 PM
Christmas IS evil, i agree. I saw a guy dressed up as father christmas, clearly mocking our lord and saviour, so i punched him in his face! That will teach him for insulting Jesus!
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-26-2007, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by worried_for_america
Christmas IS evil, i agree. I saw a guy dressed up as father christmas, clearly mocking our lord and saviour, so i punched him in his face! That will teach him for insulting Jesus!
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Father Christmas? Are you some kind of British person? Why did you all let Tony Blair, a True Christian ™ leave office?
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-26-2007, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by worried_for_america
Christmas IS evil, i agree. I saw a guy dressed up as father christmas, clearly mocking our lord and saviour, so i punched him in his face! That will teach him for insulting Jesus!
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That's nothing. Just yesterday, over at the Wacko, Texas Super Wal-Mart, they had a Mexican dressed up in a Santa outfit, ringing a bell and yelling "Feliz Navidad!," which is Spanish for "Up yours, Jesus." He had a box for people to put money into. Claimed it was for charity, but you know he was gonna steal the cash and spend it all on cheap tequilla and women.
Isn't anything sacred?
YIC,
Buford
yours in Christ,
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-26-2007, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Welcome and Merry Christmas! This very special forum's sole purpose is to make sure our Lord Jesus Christ has a happy birthday. To best serve Jesus, we must fight a war every year against heathens, pagans, homosexuals, and infidels (The latter group also includes all of the false Christians out there, and let me tell you, there are plenty!).
I have added a few threads, which are near and dear to the hearts of all Landovarians, so have at it. Mother Glendora
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Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.
google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-27-2007, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by The Other
Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.
google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you
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Cite your sources, heathen. You don't expect us to just accept the word of a satan worshiper on this, do you?
I say you are a liar, because your father is the father of lies.
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
11-27-2007, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by The Other
Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.
google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you
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Google the word jew and the top result is a bunch of jew propaganda. Why should the top result for "when was Jesus born" be any different?
And what's so unethical about war?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
01-06-2020, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by The Other
Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.
Google: when was Jesus born, top page. I would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you
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-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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