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Default I failed the coronavirus test. - 03-23-2020, 07:29 PM

So the other day my Pa took me to the hospital because he deemed there was “something wrong” with me and he couldn’t figure it out. They said they were going to administer a coronavirus test. They stuck sticks up my nose and swabbed them out. Just an hour ago I got a call saying my test results for coronavirus were negative. I’m really worried because I don’t remember doing any written test. I haven’t even been in school since a couple weeks ago. Is it bad to fail the coronavirus? Am I sick? Is there something wrong with me? I was hoping the heavenly elders of Landover Baptist Church could offer any kind wisdom to me as they have constantly done so in the past.


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Default Re: I failed the coronavirus test. - 03-23-2020, 08:16 PM

You mean the morning sickness, missed period, and hormonal weirdness?

I don’t know how to say this.


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Default Re: I failed the coronavirus test. - 03-23-2020, 08:24 PM

I'm not sure why you would be taking a test like this in the first place? Be assured, Jesus will protect HIS True Christians™ from these afflictions! God Bless you young lady and remember that Jesus loves you!
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So the other day my Pa took me to the hospital because he deemed there was “something wrong” with me and he couldn’t figure it out. They said they were going to administer a coronavirus test. They stuck sticks up my nose and swabbed them out. Just an hour ago I got a call saying my test results for coronavirus were negative. I’m really worried because I don’t remember doing any written test. I haven’t even been in school since a couple weeks ago. Is it bad to fail the coronavirus? Am I sick? Is there something wrong with me? I was hoping the heavenly elders of Landover Baptist Church could offer any kind wisdom to me as they have constantly done so in the past.


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Default Re: I failed the coronavirus test. - 03-23-2020, 08:45 PM

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You mean the morning sickness, missed period, and hormonal weirdness?
I would say that's vanishingly unlikely, Sister Sally. The fake photo that this young person is now using doesn't fool anyone. My guess is that "Pa" doesn't read too well and mistakenly took her to Pathology instead of the department for pathological cases.


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Default Re: I failed the coronavirus test. - 03-30-2020, 06:24 AM

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So the other day my Pa took me to the hospital because he deemed there was “something wrong” with me and he couldn’t figure it out. They said they were going to administer a coronavirus test. They stuck sticks up my nose and swabbed them out. Just an hour ago I got a call saying my test results for coronavirus were negative. I’m really worried because I don’t remember doing any written test. I haven’t even been in school since a couple weeks ago. Is it bad to fail the coronavirus? Am I sick? Is there something wrong with me? I was hoping the heavenly elders of Landover Baptist Church could offer any kind wisdom to me as they have constantly done so in the past.
First of all it means you don't have the virus secondly I know it's very rude but how old are you really?( obviously not 17 it's been 5 years past)


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