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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-16-2010, 12:22 AM

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Landover Baptist University is a real university, in fact, more real than most other universities because it is a place where students learn the Truth, instead of being some kind of secular brainwashing center where they deal with crazy beliefs and indoctrination of liberal ideas.



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Reading this, if I didn't know better I'd think Borat is doing another movie.


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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-16-2010, 12:38 PM

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Landover Baptist University is a real university, in fact, more real than most other universities because it is a place where students learn the Truth, instead of being some kind of secular brainwashing center where they deal with crazy beliefs and indoctrination of liberal ideas.
I don't need a man telling me what is a real university when he himself earned an "scientific" award for and I quote "For helping to prove the earth is flat, that negroes should be slaves, and that stars are really diamonds.".
Congratulation for your True Scientist award oh man of little knowledge, I hope you're proud.


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I don't need a man telling me what is a real university when he himself earned an "scientific" award for and I quote "For helping to prove the earth is flat, that negroes should be slaves, and that stars are really diamonds.".
Congratulation for your True Scientist award oh man of little knowledge, I hope you're proud.
I assure you my multiple PhDs are genuine friend. I received them all from accredited, Bible based Christian universities. The fact that Scientheistic disciplines are not recognized by the secular scientific community is actually an honor.

The Bible is the highest authority on all topics and I would actually be quite embarrassed to call myself a doctor in any secular area of study. But I am proud to call myself a Young Earth Theophysicist, a doctor of Flood Geology, and the head Scientheist at Landover Baptist University! Glory!


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I assure you my multiple PhDs are genuine friend. I received them all from accredited, Bible based Christian universities. The fact that Scientheistic disciplines are not recognized by the secular scientific community is actually an honor.

The Bible is the highest authority on all topics and I would actually be quite embarrassed to call myself a doctor in any secular area of study. But I am proud to call myself a Young Earth Theophysicist, a doctor of Flood Geology, and the head Scientheist at Landover Baptist University! Glory!
Then by all means miss PhD sprinkle me with the "fact" you've gathered so far, surprise me with all the data that you've gathered by many years of research.
Oh oh I know tell me about all the data that proves that there was a massive flood that flooded the entire earth less than 7000 years ago.
Sure I've got a mountain of facts that tells me that the earth is older than that but I'm gonna throw you a bone.
Then again you could call yourself a philosopher studying the bible and give up your doctor tittle so we both can be satisfied, but if you're gonna carry the tittle of doctor then you've also got to act like one and be a man of facts.


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Then by all means miss PhD sprinkle me with the "fact" you've gathered so far, surprise me with all the data that you've gathered by many years of research.
Oh oh I know tell me about all the data that proves that there was a massive flood that flooded the entire earth less than 7000 years ago.
Sure I've got a mountain of facts that tells me that the earth is older than that but I'm gonna throw you a bone.
Then again you could call yourself a philosopher studying the bible and give up your doctor tittle so we both can be satisfied, but if you're gonna carry the tittle of doctor then you've also got to act like one and be a man of facts.
Don't you think the first person observations of The Bible trump the speculative conclusions of your "facts"?



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Then by all means miss PhD sprinkle me with the "fact" you've gathered so far, surprise me with all the data that you've gathered by many years of research.
Oh oh I know tell me about all the data that proves that there was a massive flood that flooded the entire earth less than 7000 years ago.
Sure I've got a mountain of facts that tells me that the earth is older than that but I'm gonna throw you a bone.
Then again you could call yourself a philosopher studying the bible and give up your doctor tittle so we both can be satisfied, but if you're gonna carry the tittle of doctor then you've also got to act like one and be a man of facts.
I do not have the time to spoon feed self evident facts to an unsaved, rude teenager. If you have any questions about the earth and its formation, simply read Genesis. If you have questions beyond that, I suggest you use the Google to search for Young Earth Geology.

And I am a man by the way, just as God made me except for the aforementioned elective rectumectomy I underwent during my Ex-Gay© treatment.


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Forgive me, i am unworthy.
Finally, a post from you with which we can all agree!

Now, what are you going to do to make yourself less repulsive in the eyes of our Lord?


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Now, what are you going to do to make yourself less repulsive in the eyes of our Lord?
I follow gods will daily, whatever it cost.

Luke 9:23
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I read the bible as much as i can. Because the bible help me to know gods will.

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I pray to the lord and he will give me wisdom.

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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-16-2010, 11:10 PM

All well said! Yet here you are with your signature directing people to this very thread for which you have apologized.

What should we believe from this?


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Everything should be ok now. I will now ask god for forgiveness for my sins.
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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-16-2010, 11:22 PM

The sheer amount of ignorance in this thread is astounding. While some homosexuals do engage in scat fetishes, the vast majority of them do not. Professor Bessemer is nothing more than a self-loathing homosexual who projects his own insecurities outwards onto the faces of innocent people. Bessemer is so ashamed of himself and what he likes that he has to rationalize that in assuming that all homosexuals are like that. Personally, I think he should just stop with the "True Christian" charade and take himself down to a gay bar and have some jolly good fun with a dozen or so anonymous men that night. He'd feel better if he was more honest with himself.



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The sheer amount of ignorance in this thread is astounding. While some homosexuals do engage in scat fetishes, the vast majority of them do not. Professor Bessemer is nothing more than a self-loathing homosexual who projects his own insecurities outwards onto the faces of innocent people. Bessemer is so ashamed of himself and what he likes that he has to rationalize that in assuming that all homosexuals are like that. Personally, I think he should just stop with the "True Christian" charade and take himself down to a gay bar and have some jolly good fun with a dozen or so anonymous men that night. He'd feel better if he was more honest with himself.
I seem to recall a posting a while back from you about the perversions you enjoy with your "wife", My'Shelle.

I also recall temporarily losing vision in one eye due to a broken blood vessel, the result of half an hour of violent vomiting and dry heaves.

Why must you homosexuals be so disgusting? Is it to insult Jesus?


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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-17-2010, 12:24 AM

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The sheer amount of ignorance in this thread is astounding. While some homosexuals do engage in scat fetishes, the vast majority of them do not. Professor Bessemer is nothing more than a self-loathing homosexual who projects his own insecurities outwards onto the faces of innocent people. Bessemer is so ashamed of himself and what he likes that he has to rationalize that in assuming that all homosexuals are like that. Personally, I think he should just stop with the "True Christian" charade and take himself down to a gay bar and have some jolly good fun with a dozen or so anonymous men that night. He'd feel better if he was more honest with himself.
While that was actually well written and in some ways a pleasure to read, that does not make the asinine comments and wrong headed reasoning any more correct. Professor X, it is you that is projecting your biases onto me. I never said that every disgusting queer in the world was as addicted as I was to exotic bowel movements.

On the contrary, while I was a practicing sodomite, I probably only met fifty or so homos that shared this disgusting fetish with me. I will spare the good people of Landover an account of the ten man scat orgy I participated in in 1991, as I am nothing if not discreet. But you professor X, you are the bigot here, because you insist on painting all perverted queers with the same rose colored brush.

Sodomania is a complex disease, and all that choose to suffer from it display a veritable panoply of perversions. Coprophilia is only one of the disgusting compulsions common in sodomites. The average homosexual indulges in any number of paraphilias including, but not limited to dendrophilia, catheter play, mysophilia, vicarious arousal, pedophilia, infibulation, apotemnophilia, exhibitionism, bestiality, necrophilia, necrobestialism, nosophilia, and genuphallation. While all queers are equally hated by God and destined for hell unless they decide to cure themselves, for you to act as if they all exhibit the exact same symptoms is quite naive and insulting.

And as to your advice that I should visit a homosexual drinking establishment, you will pardon me if ignore your suggestion. I am a heterosexual man professor X, and I have no need to immerse myself into that particular pool of depravity ever again. I get all the fellowshipping I need from other cured Ex-Gays©. Why, just last weekend, I spent a considerable amount of time on my knees with senator Larry Craig, praying with and ministering to him. I will leave the "gay bars" as you call them to the unrepentant sodomites who have yet to decide to come to Jesus.


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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-17-2010, 01:22 AM

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Lawanda,

You could never understand. Professor Bessemer fought the devil and won.

He has had strength in Christ here in explaining just how difficult it was to abandon the pleasure of three feet of feces sliding past his prostate, working it back into his colon. Back and forth, back and forth.

He cured the faggotry with an anal closure and could not return to that life if he wanted to.

He has repented, have you?

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So shall I get you all a glass of Epsom Salts or just a table spoon of Castor Oil? Both work wonders!
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