[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

I paid 45,000 for what I thought was a luxury car. It turns out it's just a queer pickup car.

It's official. My 7 series BMW is the gayest car of all.

It's KBB value is around 30,000. I'm the second owner. It has 78,000 miles on it.

I just want to get rid of the perverted machine.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

My congregation will gladly accept the donation of your Pen*s-Mobile, and will send you a receipt for the full KBB value.

I am sure you see how great an asset in my truck stop ministry such a beacon for homosexuals would be. Imagine the men I could help experience the Love of Jesus!

Would you like me to send someone out to pick it up? One of my deacons tells me his friend George Rekers has great success with a temporary help website which supplies young men for luggage-transport; I am to understand that some of them are quite good drivers, as well.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

My congregation will gladly accept the donation of your Pen*s-Mobile, and will send you a receipt for the full KBB value.

I am sure you see how great an asset in my truck stop ministry such a beacon for homosexuals would be. Imagine the men I could help experience the Love of Jesus!

Would you like me to send someone out to pick it up? One of my deacons tells me his friend George Rekers has great success with a temporary help website which supplies young men for luggage-transport; I am to understand that some of them are quite good drivers, as well.

I was thinking I would like cash. It might be nice to get it all back at tax time, though.

I'll get back to you.

[Jedediah]

I was thinking about trading in the Buick sometime this year, but I don't know. That car looks pretty faggy to me.

Just looking at the picture of it brings back too many painful memories of wallowing in perversion before accepting Jesus Christ as my personal LORD and Savior at 2:34 PM on October 14, 1998. For the same reason I can no longer eat corn dogs, I will not be able to take you up on your offer.

[Bible Thumping Billy]

That might be a tough sell. I fix cars for a living and trust me when I say this you would not believe the evil Nazi engineering that goes into building these things. Everything is metric - which is bad enough - but I've had to add numerous tools and gadgets to my collection of Nazi-mobile specific tools.

I know this is hugely biased as most of you just drive the vehicles, but I must dare say even the Jips know how to make somewhat of a simple box on wheels that is easy and cheap to fix and manufacture.

Jesus will find some rich homer to take that car off your hands for that price, I faith He will

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson

I was thinking I would like cash. It might be nice to get it all back at tax time, though.

I'll get back to you.

You have my contact info, Brother!

Remember, a donation for the Lord's work will build you treasure in Heaven. And provide you a healthy tax deduction!

If you like, I could even take you with me on the road so you could learn the finer points of truck stop witnessing.

[Mikail Cliftov]

Was bought used? How you get semen stains out from seat?

Fear not keeping dick-magnet car. My son can fix car to make less faggatable.

See what he do for miata? http://www.mazda-roadster.com/image/...iata%20SUV.jpg

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by Mikail Cliftov

Was bought used? How you get semen stains out from seat?

Fear not keeping dick-magnet car. My son can fix car to make less faggatable.

See what he do for miata?

I AM NOT A FAG!!

SEE MY MEDAL THAT SAYS "PUNCHED THE MOST QUEERS?' YEAH, WELL I HAVE NEVER PUNCHED ANY, BUT IT MEANS I REALLY REALLY DISLIKE FAGS!!

P.S. I really like Miatas. Are they queer cars too?
P.P.S. your site doesn't allow direct image linking.

[Seth Campbell]

I've never seen a man drive a Miata. I'd consider them more a dyke car, so I guess if you want to witness to femnazi's it might help.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Since I am so incredibly masculine, and secure in my masculinity, I feel perfectly natural no matter what I am driving or wearing. That is why I am able to dress up in nothing but a jock strap and a pair of chaps, go to a gay dance club, convince the patrons there that I am a homosexual, ingratiate them to me with a few cosmos, and then minister to them about the ultimacy of Christ's temporary sacrifice when they are at their most receptive, pun definitely not intended.

Just the same, all my discretionary income must go to tithing.

[Cranky Old Man]

I am glad you are getting rid of that useless Euro-trash vehicle. From now on I count on you to drive an American car!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

It saddens me that you got stuck owning a nemesis possession Pastor Sampson. It used to be that as long as you stayed away from Subaru's you could safely steer clear of owning what may be described as a homer automobile.

Unfortunately, the homers and lezbeans have banded together and have been using our Godly Capitalism against us by refusing to buy cars from companies that are not "gay friendly" – a code name for permitting rampant anal sex and carpet munching in the workplace. There remain very few manufacturers today that have resisted the gay agenda and remain loyal to God's commands in the Bible (KJV1611)

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Non-gay-friendly automakers

The brands listed below do not protect their LGBT employees from workplace discrimination. We urge you to take their policies towards their LGBT employees into consideration when shopping for your next vehicle.

Hyundai
Kia
Porsche
Suzuki

http://gaywheels.com/gff/

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

It saddens me that you got stuck owning a nemesis possession Pastor Sampson. It used to be that as long as you stayed away from Subaru's you could safely steer clear of owning what may be described as a homer automobile.

Thank you for that information, brother.

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

Porsche

Now those are cars that have always called out to me. Just look at his beauty. Doesn't it make you nearly drool just to see? Merely viewing it makes me want to get my hands on it!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson

Now those are cars that have always called out to me. Just look at his beauty. Doesn't it make you nearly drool just to see? Merely viewing it makes me want to get my hands on it!

Just think how a large tax deduction for your charitable donation could help toward buying such a vehicle, Brother!