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Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public -
07-21-2008, 08:49 PM
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Those picture are clearly made up. Ask anyone in Freehold and they will tell you I am the last person they would expect to find having sex with a woman. Nice try harlot.
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So the other person in the picture is a guy in drag?
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public -
07-21-2008, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by tidal wave of warm spit
I can jog without giving myself black eyes...
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No, you've got other people to do that for you.
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I found that a very funny doll although a little pricey.
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Not adjectives anyone will ever use to describe TWoWS.
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More than a mouthful is a waste.
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Much like everything you've posted here, eh?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public -
07-21-2008, 09:57 PM
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No, you've got other people to do that for you.
Only in your dreams, TemperTantrum.
Much like everything you've posted here, eh?
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No one forces you to read it.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public -
07-21-2008, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by tidal wave of warm spit
No one forces you to read it.
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And no-one forces us to let you carry on posting here. You're here as our guest, and would do well to remember that.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public -
07-22-2008, 02:46 PM
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And no-one forces us to let you carry on posting here. You're here as our guest, and would do well to remember that.
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Admit it - I amuse you just as much as you do me.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public -
07-22-2008, 03:05 PM
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No one forces you to read it.
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As admins and moderators were are obligated to read your tiresome drivel. Keep in mind you bore us too much and we will quite happily ban hammer you.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public -
07-22-2008, 04:16 PM
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As if Christians never get or give head.
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The only head given or received in the Bible was that of John the Baptist to Salome (Matthew 14, Mark 6).
Maybe you should give one of the Pastors head, Christian style?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public -
07-22-2008, 04:17 PM
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The only head given or received in the Bible was that of John the Baptist to Salome (Matthew 14, Mark 6).
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So they had a thing going, eh? Who knew?
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public -
07-23-2008, 04:25 AM
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Admit it - I amuse you just as much as you do me.
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You will find no one on this Godly forum to agree with that statement.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public -
07-23-2008, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by tidal wave of warm spit
Admit it - I amuse you just as much as you do me.
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There may be people who enjoy your posts, but there are also people who rubberneck at car wrecks.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Protest Bondage S&M Barbie!!! -
09-13-2008, 05:29 PM
Did anyone think that Mattel was going to put out a Good Christian Barbie doll? Well, you were wrong.
Now Ken and his buddies can have three ways with this slut hooker Barbie dressed in leather:
And do you know who is the most excited about this new doll? It's the perverts and adult barbie collectors over at Comicon.com. They don't think that it's reasonable for Godly True Christians to be upset by this type of imagery and degradation of women.
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Barbie's in hot water over it's version of DC Comics' superhero Black Canary. A religious group, The Christian Voice, has called the doll's trademark fishnet stockings and leather jacket apparel "filth." They view this addition to the line as "taking it too far."
According to The Sun, the Christian Voice said, “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”
The Black Canary Barbie is due in stores this September.
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This filth needs to be stopped. I'm pretty sure this isn't available in landover.
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Re: Protest Bondage S&M Barbie!!! -
09-13-2008, 05:34 PM
Sickening Barbie Dolls have always been the epitome of female depravity, but this "doll" must be straight from Satan, enticing girls to become Godless Whores.
Who is with me for a BARBIE BARBEQUE?!
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Re: Protest Bondage S&M Barbie!!! -
09-13-2008, 06:17 PM
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Re: Protest Bondage S&M Barbie!!! -
09-13-2008, 06:43 PM
I believe anything Mattel does! I recently saw a very carefully named Barbie, Fashion Spell Barbie. Even a liberal democrat can tell what this Barbie is all about!
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Re: Protest Bondage S&M Barbie!!! -
09-13-2008, 06:56 PM
What is this world coming to?
LORD JESUS WE PRAY YOU TO RETURN SWIFTLY AND DELIVER US FROM S&M CHILDREN'S TOYS!
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