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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
04-16-2008, 06:35 PM
i'd call them pastors...
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
04-16-2008, 07:07 PM
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i'd call them pastors...
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Pastors don't wear robes, they wear suits and ties friend. The also don't put crosses up over the altar like an idol, just plain old American flags likes Jesus wants.
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
04-16-2008, 07:09 PM
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i'd call them pastors...
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Have you ever seen a Baptist Pastor? This is Pastor Deacon Fred of Landover Baptist Church, possibly the wisest, kindest, most tolerant Baptist Pastor in the whole of creation. In the USA the President often speaks with him for guidance.
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04-16-2008, 07:50 PM
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Yes, sadly it is Sister Juliette. I know you just learned about men performing that disgusting act Sister Juliette but roll playing games like Dungeons and Dragons with all those elves in miniskirts is just a gateway to that kind of behavior.
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Someone told me that this *games* are mostly played by young emo goths.
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
04-21-2008, 07:28 AM
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Pastors don't wear robes, they wear suits and ties friend.
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Yeah...pastors who don't take Jesus seriously do! Those who know they're dealing with the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and bringing Him to the people dress more formally.
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
04-21-2008, 07:34 AM
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Yeah...pastors who don't take Jesus seriously do! Those who know they're dealing with the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and bringing Him to the people dress more formally.
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He didn't mean formal evening gowns like the nazi pope and your brother wears, papist.
True Christian Pastors dress like MEN.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
08-27-2008, 01:05 AM
Bearing false witness is forbidden. Case closed.
I do not find it necessary to run around pretending to be something that I'm not.
If you do, then I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay in the abyss. I hope you gain enough levels to hold the demons off.
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
08-28-2008, 02:08 AM
As a sinner who has turned his back on satan and all his evil schemes for mankind I can offer eye witness accounts for role-playing games, as sadly I used to play them before I learned that Jesus was my lord and savior.
It is hard to know which game is more evil!
Vampire the masquerade (which is played mostly by emo fags who just sit around and try and out queer each other)
Dungeons and Dragons (Invented by that child abusing eviltard slave of satan, Gary Gygax who is now roasting in hell.)
Call of Cthulhu (based on the works of that satanic occultist vile catshagger HP Lovecraft, where the players walk around pretending to be sinners and blasphemers who have sex with fish and other such abominations).
Now it is known to all people with Intelligence, that D&D is a one way ticket to hell because (and this a FACT) playing D&D ALWAYS leads to satanism and black magic and denial of goodness, sweet Jesus, family values, Drug abuse, prostitution, homosexuality, beastiliaty, and on occasion mental retardation and skin complaints!
I want to just issue a warning to any of the nonbelievers present that if you try and cast any spells from a D&D book!!!
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR BEING A VILE BUMCHUM OF SATAN!
If you dress up like your vampire character!
YOU ARE A FAG EMO RETARD AND WILL ALSO BURN IN HELL!
And if you think its big or clever to actually try and worship one of Lovecrafts false gods, the big and dreadful rkjhgkjrhgkjsvkj'squishzoth
THEN YOU ARE A RETARD AND A FAGGOT AND WILL BURN IN HELL!!
take the advice that I offer freely! and do yourselves a favour!
RPGs are EVIL and unless you reject them, you are going to hell!
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
08-28-2008, 05:25 AM
I just thought of an acceptable RPG...
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
08-28-2008, 11:03 AM
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Dances, nobody asked if all role-playing games in which young homersexual men pretend to be whiny little elf vampire girls raping others should be banned (well, they should, but . . .) and nobody asked whether fantasies should be banned (although God does condemn and will punish thought crimes as well as those committed in the flesh). The question was whether they are EVIL.
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What? Huh? Where do you get your information, i had no idea rpg's was only for homosexual men pretending to be whiny-little-elf-vampire-girls-raping others? And here i am, a girl who's been playing rpg's for more than 10 years, mostly as a male character who's very good hearted and always fighting evil. I guess now i have to stop since it's only for gay men only.
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Fantasizing about breaking God's Law is inherently EVIL, and SINFUL.
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Yeah, get punished as usual for using your own mind.
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Fantasizing about raping someone's daughter is inherently evil. Why? Because raping someone's daughter and not following God's Law (paying the fifty shekels required by God's Law and marrying said daughter) is STEALING, which is forbidden!
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Uh eh? What does roleplaying have to do with rape? I have never encountered a single rpg where a rape occurs. I'm scared of what the bible puts in your head.
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These games encourage teenagers to fantasize about raping, stealing, and murdering, and are predicated on belief in ridiculous fantasy creatures and fairy tales about vampires, werewolves, fairies, fire-breathing dragons, magical unicorns, and all sorts of other superstitious nonsense.
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WELL, christians justify raping stealing and murdering too, if it's a person you don't like. Though again... i have to say, no rape in rpg's. Maybe someone more into boardgames than me could clear that out even better, but in rpg videogames no rape for sure.
And so uh, because there is vampires and faieries in the game i believe they exist in reality? Yeah right. Most people can separate a game from reality. However i do not know about you.
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Finally, the games direct teens' attention away from Heaven, the place where True Christians™ may worship and serve God for eternity, and onto bizarre and perverse fantasies having nothing to do with the real world.
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On the contrary, having fantasies is very important and has everything to do with the real world, a free mind would not act out these things in reality, if for example for really dislike someone and feel like hurting them, you can act out these agressions in your mind, and not in reality, it's a release. Because your common sense tells you you should not do this in reality. If you on the other hand opress the thoughts you might end up acting them out.
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Such things lead directly to Hell, the place of eternal torture created by God for those who turn their backs on Him.
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Yes here we go again, sin, torture, hell. You can always say an act you did caused something bad in your life, but it is surely not god. You get what you give, and this includes all beings. Not just christians.
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
08-28-2008, 11:09 AM
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As a sinner who has turned his back on satan and all his evil schemes for mankind I can offer eye witness accounts for role-playing games, as sadly I used to play them before I learned that Jesus was my lord and savior.
It is hard to know which game is more evil!
Vampire the masquerade (which is played mostly by emo fags who just sit around and try and out queer each other)
Dungeons and Dragons (Invented by that child abusing eviltard slave of satan, Gary Gygax who is now roasting in hell.)
Call of Cthulhu (based on the works of that satanic occultist vile catshagger HP Lovecraft, where the players walk around pretending to be sinners and blasphemers who have sex with fish and other such abominations).
Now it is known to all people with Intelligence, that D&D is a one way ticket to hell because (and this a FACT) playing D&D ALWAYS leads to satanism and black magic and denial of goodness, sweet Jesus, family values, Drug abuse, prostitution, homosexuality, beastiliaty, and on occasion mental retardation and skin complaints!
I want to just issue a warning to any of the nonbelievers present that if you try and cast any spells from a D&D book!!!
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR BEING A VILE BUMCHUM OF SATAN!
If you dress up like your vampire character!
YOU ARE A FAG EMO RETARD AND WILL ALSO BURN IN HELL!
And if you think its big or clever to actually try and worship one of Lovecrafts false gods, the big and dreadful rkjhgkjrhgkjsvkj'squishzoth
THEN YOU ARE A RETARD AND A FAGGOT AND WILL BURN IN HELL!!
take the advice that I offer freely! and do yourselves a favour!
RPGs are EVIL and unless you reject them, you are going to hell!
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I just have to ask...? You're just kidding right?
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
08-28-2008, 11:41 AM
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I just have to ask...? You're just kidding right?
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Seems straightforward to me. With which part do you have difficulty?
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
08-28-2008, 11:43 AM
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I just thought of an acceptable RPG...
We pretend we're GOD and everyone else tries to please US, or we send them to HELL!
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Careful there...that sounds worryingly close to what the antichrist Pope actually does.
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What? Huh? Where do you get your information, i had no idea rpg's was only for homosexual men pretending to be whiny-little-elf-vampire-girls-raping others? And here i am, a girl who's been playing rpg's for more than 10 years, mostly as a male character who's very good hearted and always fighting evil.
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More likely, a queer who's been playing RPGs for so long that you've developed serious gender confusion as a result. Jesus gave us gender roles for a reason, young man!
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Yeah, get punished as usual for using your own mind.
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Praise Jesus. Why would you want to use your own mind when we have a perfectly good (literally!) God to do our thinking for us?
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Uh eh? What does roleplaying have to do with rape? I have never encountered a single rpg where a rape occurs. I'm scared of what the bible puts in your head.
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You've evidently never encountered any RPGs made by the Japs, then.
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WELL, christians justify raping stealing and murdering too, if it's a person you don't like. Though again... i have to say, no rape in rpg's. Maybe someone more into boardgames than me could clear that out even better, but in rpg videogames no rape for sure.
And so uh, because there is vampires and faieries in the game i believe they exist in reality? Yeah right. Most people can separate a game from reality. However i do not know about you.
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Friend, we Christians pride ourselves on our ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. It's pretty much one of our defining features.
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On the contrary, having fantasies is very important and has everything to do with the real world, a free mind would not act out these things in reality, if for example for really dislike someone and feel like hurting them, you can act out these agressions in your mind, and not in reality, it's a release.
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No, you apologise to Jesus for having naughty thoughts and pray for Him to cleanse your soul so He doesn't have to send you to Hell.
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Because your common sense tells you you should not do this in reality. If you on the other hand opress the thoughts you might end up acting them out.
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Friend, Jesus makes it perfectly clear that thinking about things is the same as actually doing those things.
Matthew 5:27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
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Yes here we go again, sin, torture, hell. You can always say an act you did caused something bad in your life, but it is surely not god. You get what you give, and this includes all beings. Not just christians.
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You're spewing out gibberish now. Are you claiming that all suffering is deserved or something? Bottom line is you get eternal torture if you're anyone who isn't a Christian. Why do you reject Christ's Love?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
08-28-2008, 11:45 AM
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Seems straightforward to me. With which part do you have difficulty?
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These are games, it's fiction, and this guy expresses himself as it's the end of the world. Which to me made that post pretty hilarious. Again the fear.
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
08-28-2008, 01:19 PM
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I just have to ask...? You're just kidding right? old
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Not at all, I am deadly serious!
I know from personal experience before I found Jesus that these games ARE evil, and also lead to sin!
Have you heard of Jack Chick!
He puts it much better than I do!!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
Devil worship and black magic is a sin!!! period!
If you play roleplaying games, you are going to hell!
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
08-28-2008, 03:38 PM
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Not at all, I am deadly serious!
I know from personal experience before I found Jesus that these games ARE evil, and also lead to sin!
Have you heard of Jack Chick!
He puts it much better than I do!!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
Devil worship and black magic is a sin!!! period!
If you play roleplaying games, you are going to hell!
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Hih... yeah scare tactics, works on a lot of people. But if you actually know these things yourself, saying i know people who play D&D, they are perfectly normal, they don't do witchcraft (the only people who believe in that is christians and wicca ppl). It's very ignorant and i must say a bit stupid to believe in witchcraft.... i would say the bible is the same then, you have no proof of a god so it's just the same as fiction.
I don't know how to say it more clear, but this is how it is. You need to think for yourself, there is a huge difference between fiction and reality.
You don't need to believe in god to know what is right and wrong, in fact, i think god rather corrupts your thinking and you start doing crazy stuff like killing people with different beliefs.
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
11-05-2008, 09:31 AM
I can see how RPGs like D&D and Vampyer and whatnot are evil, but what of Final Fantasy?
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Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil? -
11-05-2008, 01:35 PM
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I can see how RPGs like D&D and Vampyer and whatnot are evil, but what of Final Fantasy?
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I had to look that up and it appears to be some sort of sodomite recruiter put out by the nips. Not good, and it doesn't promote Jesus at all.
Verdict: Evil
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11-05-2008, 05:34 PM
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I had to look that up and it appears to be some sort of sodomite recruiter put out by the nips. Not good, and it doesn't promote Jesus at all.
Verdict: Evil
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Which Final Fantasy is this instance in? there are currently 12 of them, and a thirteenth in development.
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11-05-2008, 07:03 PM
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Which Final Fantasy is this instance in? there are currently 12 of them, and a thirteenth in development.
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There is no difference. All anti-God, all wrong.
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