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Re: I'm New Here -
01-13-2007, 10:54 AM
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I really want to. I just have no reasons
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Don't convert! Trust me, you're a lot better off where you are!
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-13-2007, 10:57 AM
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Don't convert! Trust me, you're a lot better off where you are!
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Silent, do NOT listen to this succubus!
She is only trying to drag you down into hell, in order to please her dark master satan.
Jesus will give you eternal life, Rachael will only give you lies and HIV.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-13-2007, 05:08 PM
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Don't convert! Trust me, you're a lot better off where you are!
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What other lies does Satan command you to say when you open your legs for him?
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01-14-2007, 05:18 AM
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What other lies does Satan command you to say when you open your legs for him?
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This is a strong accusation Sister.
What proof do you have of her being the devil's whore?
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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01-14-2007, 05:25 AM
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This is a strong accusation Sister.
What proof do you have of her being the devil's whore?
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Van Hell-singed is a longtime self-confessed heathen. It's even there right by her name. That you don't know this makes her Satan's whore makes me question your qualifications, Reverend. Where was this church you preach at, again?
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-14-2007, 05:34 AM
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What other lies does Satan command you to say when you open your legs for him?
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Honestly! One tale of a romp in the woods and I never hear the end of it!
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Silent, do NOT listen to this succubus!
She is only trying to drag you down into hell, in order to please her dark master satan.
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I'm only trying to spare him a lot of money and, perhaps, his brain. A conversion to your cult religion would see to it that he will most likely lose both!
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Jesus will give you eternal life, Rachael will only give you lies and HIV.
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First of all, I don't have HIV, second of all I'm married and don't sleep with strangers.
And I know all about what you surely get up to on those 'educational' visits to 'houses of ill rep' with Bobby Joe, mister.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-14-2007, 09:40 AM
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And I know all about what you surely get up to on those 'educational' visits to 'houses of ill rep' with Bobby Joe, mister.
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Of course you do, that's where I first met you, remember?
You wouldn't hear the word of God then, and it doesn't seem like you're about to change now..
Tell me, does your husband know of your harloting past?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-14-2007, 12:14 PM
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Of course you do, that's where I first met you, remember?
You wouldn't hear the word of God then, and it doesn't seem like you're about to change now..
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I keep telling you, Sallyboy, that wasn't me. There are other dark-haired women named Rachel...and besides, she spelled her name different. Rachel, not Rachael.
And from what I hear about your times in there 'preaching to those women', I'm amazed you were coherent enough to even remember names!
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Tell me, does your husband know of your harloting past?
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How can he know about what never happened?
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01-16-2007, 12:59 PM
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I keep telling you, Sallyboy, that wasn't me. There are other dark-haired women named Rachel...and besides, she spelled her name different. Rachel, not Rachael.
And from what I hear about your times in there 'preaching to those women', I'm amazed you were coherent enough to even remember names!
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I cannot help that you were too intoxicated to remember it..
Or that you couldn't even spell your own name (which just proves how severly intoxicated you were.)
Bobby-Joe can surely confirm this, as can a few other LBC members.
We all saw you, not to mention that we have photographic evidence of your sins.
Why, I've even PERSONALLY examined those photos over and over..
Just to make sure I'm not misstaken, of course.
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How can he know about what never happened?
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It did happen..
But oh... Let's say he somehow, just somehow, heard a rumor?
Better turn to Jesus now and maybe He will spare you from such..
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-16-2007, 02:04 PM
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Honestly! One tale of a romp in the woods and I never hear the end of it!
I'm only trying to spare him a lot of money and, perhaps, his brain. A conversion to your cult religion would see to it that he will most likely lose both!
First of all, I don't have HIV, second of all I'm married and don't sleep with strangers.
And I know all about what you surely get up to on those 'educational' visits to 'houses of ill rep' with Bobby Joe, mister.
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Thanks Rachael-You seem to be one of the only reasonable voices here.
LBC- I think I recall hearing about a cult that established a compound much like yours (non-members unwelcome) somewhere in Germany. Hmmm...I'll look into it
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01-16-2007, 02:12 PM
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LBC- I think I recall hearing about a cult that established a compound much like yours (non-members unwelcome) somewhere in Germany. Hmmm...I'll look into it
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That would be the heathens of Gaul you're thinking of. They were trying to stop the spread of the cathylick chruch. Even though they were ungodly heathens, you can't really blame them for not wanting skirt wearing pedophile mary worshippers from establishing a presence in their country...
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-16-2007, 02:17 PM
Thnx for the info. Though I am not Catholic I still respect them. Calling them cathylicks is not respectful is it?
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-16-2007, 02:22 PM
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Thanks Rachael-You seem to be one of the only reasonable voices here.
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So we aren't reasonable?
I thought you wanted to get saved, why are you here backstabbing those who only try to help you?
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Thnx for the info. Though I am not Catholic I still respect them. Calling them cathylicks is not respectful is it?
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Why do you respect them?
They pervert the Word of God for their own, wordly purposes.
There's nothing to respect about that, it's detestable.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-16-2007, 02:24 PM
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Thnx for the info. Though I am not Catholic I still respect them. Calling them cathylicks is not respectful is it?
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Son, the catlickers are nothing but a cult of idolaters. They are no more Christian than the king of Iran. They worship satan himself and wear dresses and beads to prove it. They do not deserve anyone's "respect". And the Holy Bible instructs us on how to deal with those who worship false Gods.
They should be shunned.
"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord." -- 2 Cor.6:14-17
They should be killed.
"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you ... Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die." -- Dt.13:6-10
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-16-2007, 02:27 PM
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-16-2007, 02:28 PM
Should I call them vile murderers? That would be closer to the truth. I have chosen another name that most people can stomach. Millions have died in the name of their church since it's birth. If they were so good, why do they have their own country, army, currency, and police force? Check out the statistics of Vatican City sometime. They are subject to no law but their own, and are considered an independent country. They have not earned my respect, therefore I do not consider it disrespectful to call them cathylicks.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-16-2007, 02:29 PM
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And I see that you haven't replied to us either, in this very thread.
Better look in your eyes for any beams, friend!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-16-2007, 02:32 PM
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Should I call them vile murderers? That would be closer to the truth. I have chosen another name that most people can stomach. Millions have died in the name of their church since it's birth. If they were so good, why do they have their own country, army, currency, and police force? Check out the statistics of Vatican City sometime. They are subject to no law but their own, and are considered an independent country. They have not earned my respect, therefore I do not consider it disrespectful to call them cathylicks.
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Okay so the Crusades were a mistake. But can you not see that they think that they are honestly following God. The devotion comes from the same place but is directed in the wrong direction. They are confused.
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-16-2007, 02:33 PM
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It looks like a poorly written poem to my eyes. I sounds like a bitter child, who is trying to claim rightousness, while he is really not. He should probably stop with the drugs.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: I'm New Here -
01-16-2007, 02:35 PM
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Okay so the Crusades were a mistake. But can you not see that they think that they are honestly following God. The devotion comes from the same place but is directed in the wrong direction. They are confused.
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Those who lead the cathylick church knows EXACTLY what they are doing, and it isn't following God.
Anyone who has ever read a Bible properly knows this.
But cathylicks are discouraged to read the Bible.
Back in the day, they killed common people for simply owning one.
As for the crusades, that's one of the things they ever did that was ANY good.
Dead mudslimes is never wrong.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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