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01-15-2007, 07:14 AM
My name is Barry Davidson. I'm not very good with introductions even though I am a writer part time.
I was ordained in 1998 after I received my masters in religion. I minister to no flock, but do spend time converting those heretics that come to my door. I especially love talking to those bike riding, tie wearing LDS ones. It usually only takes about thirty minutes to have them ready to convert. The JW's are the hardest nuts to crack, but I do have a pretty good percentage of conversion there.
The doctorate I hold is only honorary, but it makes some people listen where they otherwise wouldn't.
I'm still looking for my favorite bible verse, and will add it when I find the ONE that jumps out at me.
I started studying religions in my early teens, looking for something. As the years progressed I started peicing together all the different religions. How they were similar, and where they differed(or as many as I could study).
I will add to this from time to time, bit I fear I'm done for now.
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Re: Good morning..... -
01-15-2007, 07:35 AM
Welcome, honorary Dr. Davidson. I hope you will find what you are looking for here in God's favorite forum. It surprises me that a learned man such as yourself, with a "masters in religion", cannot come up with a favorite scripture. I'm guessing that your degree came from some secular university, where they taught that mudslimism is equal to jewism is equal to generic Christianity.
We'll do our level best to bring you closer to Jesus' TRUE teachings, sir. In the mean time, I hope you will peruse the pages of the Holy KJV1611 Bible, and perhaps the Lord will bring you the verse you need.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Good morning..... -
01-15-2007, 07:55 AM
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I'm guessing that your degree came from some secular university, where they taught that mudslimism is equal to jewism is equal to generic Christianity.
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No... I'm afraid that mohammudine can rot in the hellfires of eternal damnation. For a people to base a religon off some guy that went into the mountains to work his sword arm is insanity at its highest degree.
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Re: Good morning..... -
01-15-2007, 08:00 AM
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No... I'm afraid that mohammudine can rot in the hellfires of eternal damnation. For a people to base a religon off some guy that went into the mountains to work his sword arm is insanity at its highest degree.
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Not to mention that he was a child rapist, marrying a 6 year old child.
Which university did your masters come from?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Good morning..... -
01-15-2007, 11:01 AM
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Which university did your masters come from?
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Missouri Valley College, a small private college.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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01-15-2007, 11:32 AM
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Missouri Valley College, a small private college.
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So that makes you a false Christian (presbyterian), and a Vikings fan. I hope you are prepared to renounce at least one of those allegiences.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Good morning..... -
01-15-2007, 11:41 AM
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So that makes you a false Christian (presbyterian), and a Vikings fan. I hope you are prepared to renounce at least one of those allegiences.
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I'm truly hurt. To be called a presby-something or other(isn't that a nancy boy?), and a fan of Minnesota.... I can't imagine being either. I will pray to Him for guidance.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Good morning..... -
01-15-2007, 11:45 AM
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I'm truly hurt. To be called a presby-something or other(isn't that a nancy boy?), and a fan of Minnesota.... I can't imagine being either. I will pray to Him for guidance.
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Your masters degree came from a 2 year presbyterianist college with nigra bucks on it's website. And your alma mater from hell has the vikings as its team name.
Wanna change your story?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Good morning..... -
01-15-2007, 11:52 AM
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Your masters degree came from a 2 year presbyterianist college with nigra bucks on it's website. And your alma mater from hell has the vikings as its team name.
Wanna change your story?
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A 2 year college now is it? Oh well. When I went there it was a real college. Too bad really. It must be all those liberal organizations that were coming on campus when I got out. I personally didn't care what their religous connections were when I went there. I went because I have friends on the faculty. Oh well, learn something new every day.
As for the sports team... I never go to sporting events, or watch them. A waste of time.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Good morning..... -
01-15-2007, 12:13 PM
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A 2 year college now is it? Oh well. When I went there it was a real college. Too bad really. It must be all those liberal organizations that were coming on campus when I got out. I personally didn't care what their religous connections were when I went there. I went because I have friends on the faculty. Oh well, learn something new every day.
As for the sports team... I never go to sporting events, or watch them. A waste of time.
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Well, what's important is that Jesus has called you to His favorite forum. We all have questionable things about our past. We have ex-homers, ex-nigras, even a few ex-joos in our congregation. With Jesus all things are possible.
What matters is where you go from here. Have you studied the KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover? Have you hit that Paypal button and Tithed to Jesus? Guaranteed Salvation© awaits.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Good morning..... -
01-15-2007, 12:30 PM
I believe that I've found something that pops out, and should for others no of the True Faith.
And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key to the bottomless pit, and a great chain in his hand, and he laid hold on the old dragon, that old serpent, which is the devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years, and cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him that he would deceive the nations no more, until the thousand years should be fulfilled, after that he must be loosed a little season. And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgement was given to them, and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon his foreheads or in their hands. And they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years. But the rest of the dead lived not again, until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection. Blessed and holy is he that has part in the first resurrection. On such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years. (Revelation 20:1-6)
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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01-16-2007, 12:07 AM
Welcome and howdy sir!
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