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03-01-2010, 05:32 AM
I Corinthians 6:9-10
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
The eldest of my five sons, Leviticus, has taken to peeing like a woman. I spare not the rod, yet he persists. I have read and re-read Dare to Discipline by James Dobson, yet I do not see this issue specifically addressed. I am worried that my 5-year old Leviticus may be on a path leading to the gay.
The lash does not seem to be having any effect, and I am at a loss for how to train Leviticus against this effeminate behavior. Please help me.
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 05:41 AM
This whole thing has me confused. Sits down? Nobody sits down. Not men, not women. Wouldn't you get it all over yourself and whatever you're sitting on? Especially in the wind. Men stand, women squat. That's the way it's always been. I mean, really, how lazy do you have to be to sit on a lawn chair and pee out on the snow? And women would freeze to the chair. Just try to get work out of them after that! This whole thing is ridiculous. You're not French or something are you?
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 06:09 AM
Sounds like the boy has gone queer. Better sign it up for Betty Bower's BASH Program.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 08:10 AM
Pastor Steven Anderson discuses this very subject. It's mentioned 6 times in the Bible, and as my mother used to say, if it's mentioned in the Bible at least 3 times, you better pay attention.
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03-01-2010, 09:34 AM
Does he stand up as he goes poopy? Because in that case he may be a retarded.
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 09:43 AM
Jeb, He will grow out of it, and probably much sooner than later. It's part of potty training. Some kids even that old still wet the bed or wet their pants and the like. If he starts wanting to wear makeup or dresses, then you probably have reason to be concerned. But sitting while urinating doesn't mean that he's turing gay. Remember that at the age of 5 he really doesn't have a concept of what sex is all about, much less what his preferences would be.
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 09:48 AM
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Jeb, He will grow out of it, and probably much sooner than later. It's part of potty training. Some kids even that old still wet the bed or wet their pants and the like. If he starts wanting to wear makeup or dresses, then you probably have reason to be concerned. But sitting while urinating doesn't mean that he's turing gay. Remember that at the age of 5 he really doesn't have a concept of what sex is all about, much less what his preferences would be.
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This must be a part of the "Gay Agenda" we get to hear about so often.
Your Fag enabling hints have not gone unnoticed.
Behavior like this must be stamped out immediately, as should Thumb sucking.
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03-01-2010, 10:23 AM
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I am worried that my 5-year old Leviticus may be on a path leading to the gay.
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There are ways of telling if your kid is going queer. Take a look at THIS.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 11:12 AM
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Jeb, He will grow out of it, and probably much sooner than later. It's part of potty training. Some kids even that old still wet the bed or wet their pants and the like. If he starts wanting to wear makeup or dresses, then you probably have reason to be concerned. But sitting while urinating doesn't mean that he's turing gay. Remember that at the age of 5 he really doesn't have a concept of what sex is all about, much less what his preferences would be.
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Welcome to the forum! Are you a Christian? Can you back this up with scripture?
Men who love their sons punish them with as much passion as they would defend them. You see, by punishing your sons you ARE defending them. Peeing while sitting is just plain queer and should be treated as any other sin.
Hebrews 12:6-7
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
You must punish those you love. You may find you enjoy punishing them for their sin.
Proverbs 23: 14
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
You are commanded to beat him for his sin by the Holy Bible. and you have to follow the Bible because of what the Lord said in Galatians:
Galatians 3:10
For as many as are of the works of the law are under the curse: for it is written, Cursed is every one that continueth not in all things which are written in the book of the law to do them.
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 11:22 AM
You need to beat the gay out of him and darn tootin' quick!
Follow him into the bathroom and bring a switch. Hover over him, arm poised. If you get reports of him sitting again, give him wlets so painful that he cannot sit down. He'll learn eventually. I did.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 02:43 PM
Goodness gracious! I occasionally sit on the toilet to urinate too - medical problem coupled with a 12 gallon bladder means that the process can take some time - and the reason is to take advantage of the time spent by reading. In recent months since my awakening this has usually been the KJV 1611.
I hadn't thought there might be anything wrong with this until now!
Have I sinned?
Is there any way I can empty my bladder and read still?
I'd prefer to think that if my thoughts are pure then the act itself and whilst reading scripture cannot be evil.
Nevertheless, I trust less my own judgement than the advice of better Christians than myself. All advice appreciated.
Thank you.
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 03:21 PM
I agree with lost sheep: put a Bible in the crapper and make him read it when he pees. That should have him standing up like he should in no time.
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 03:49 PM
Are you serious? You 5 year old son sits down to pee and you think he is a homo? Thats one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Sitting down to pee has no correlation to your sexual preference. I am gay, and I dont sit down to pee. In fact I dont know any gay man who does, all gay men I know stand to pee, so you might infer that peeing while standing is gay, since thats what gay men do. Stop being ignorant, and for heavens sake dont beat your 5 year old child because he sits down to pee. Its people like you who make Christianity look stupid
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 03:51 PM
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Are you serious? You 5 year old son sits down to pee and you think he is a homo? Thats one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Sitting down to pee has no correlation to your sexual preference. I am gay, and I dont sit down to pee. In fact I dont know any gay man who does, all gay men I know stand to pee, so you might infer that peeing while standing is gay, since thats what gay men do. Stop being ignorant, and for heavens sake dont beat your 5 year old child because he sits down to pee. Its people like you who make Christianity look stupid
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Have you ever thought that your Homosexual deathstyle could just be attention seeking?
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 04:00 PM
No its not attention seeking thank you though. I am a very shy person. So thank you for attempting to think you know more than you do. Have you ever thought that your ignorant comments were attention seeking?
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03-01-2010, 04:07 PM
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No its not attention seeking thank you though. I am a very shy person. So thank you for attempting to think you know more than you do. Have you ever thought that your ignorant comments were attention seeking?
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Not at all.
By ridding you of your Homo-ism I'm Saving you in this life AND the next.
You should be thanking me
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03-01-2010, 04:15 PM
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Not at all.
By ridding you of your Homo-ism I'm Saving you in this life AND the next.
You should be thanking me
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I do not with to be cured. I live a happy christian life. I do not believe it is right for others to force their beliefs on someone else. Just as I do not believe it is right to punish a five year old child for doing nothing wrong, nor for doing something that is not even remotely close to being correlated with homosexuality.
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03-01-2010, 04:17 PM
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I do not with to be cured. I live a happy christian life. I do not believe it is right for others to force their beliefs on someone else. Just as I do not believe it is right to punish a five year old child for doing nothing wrong, nor for doing something that is not even remotely close to being correlated with homosexuality.
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You CANNOT be Gay and Christian.
Read your Bible.
Or are you one of those pretend Christians who do not even own one?
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03-01-2010, 04:20 PM
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You CANNOT be Gay and Christian.
Read your Bible.
Or are you one of those pretend Christians who do not even own one?
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You CAN be gay and Christian. I follow the Ten Commandment and the teachings of Jesus Christ. In case you forgot, God FORGIVES. He is LOVING. He is CARING. Would God truly create a human being that was homosexual just so He could damn them to Hell? And believe me this is not a choice. WHo would choose to be ridiculed, and made fun of? If it were a choice I would be straight. But since its not, I live my life happily, helping others and doing what I believe God would see as right.
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Re: Son sits down when he urinates -
03-01-2010, 04:28 PM
Also, how can you give me an infraction? Your reason was this
Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum.
Could you please tell me when I tried to force my lifestyle on anyone? Because I did not. Unless you mean by stating the fact that I am gay, I am forcing my lifestyle on people. Then by that logic simply saying that I like apple pie is an attempt to force everyone reading this to like apple pie as well. I did not force my lifestyle on anyone, nor ever will I. People make their own choices. And I would appreciate you not trying to get me kicked off of here for nothing, or for you being petty and trying to silence someones opinion.
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