[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

What a wonderful suggestion.

So what's stopping you, professor?

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

Maybe people who are intelligent, and can think clearly will listen. Unless you honestly believe sitting down to pee is cause for a beating? Give me scripture that says its wrong to sit down to pee.

God hates the effeminate. I assumed that you'd know that, being a Bible Scholar and all.

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

[sloppyjotbone]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

So what's stopping you, professor?



God hates the effeminate. I assumed that you'd know that, being a Bible Scholar and all.

Yes, God hates the effeminate. But who deems what is effeminate and what is not? You? Do you have that power to judge? 20 years from now driving trucks may be considered effeminate. I highly doubt God cares about the trivial social cares that we have. And if he does, give me scripture that says God cares about the stupid little fads, and things that society has.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

What a wonderful suggestion.

Maybe people who are intelligent, and can think clearly will listen. Unless you honestly believe sitting down to pee is cause for a beating? Give me scripture that says its wrong to sit down to pee.

For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall. (1 Samuel 25:34)

Clearly, God is referring to MEN by "any that pisseth against the wall". Women can't piss against the wall, ebcause they have to sit down to piss. So the passage is referring to MEN, who STAND UP, FACING THE WALL. They don't sit down. If you sit down, you're a queer. Didn't you watch Pastor Anderson's sermon on the subject?

[sloppyjotbone]

Originally Posted by Jacob11

For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall. (1 Samuel 25:34)

Clearly, God is referring to MEN by "any that pisseth against the wall". Women can't piss against the wall, ebcause they have to sit down to piss. So the passage is referring to MEN, who STAND UP, FACING THE WALL. They don't sit down. If you sit down, you're a queer. Didn't you watch Pastor Anderson's sermon on the subject?

Ok great, so its in the bible that men can pee against a wall. Wonderful. That still does not prove your point. That passage does not say its wrong to NOT piss against a wall, and if your going to take that so literally, then by that logic, men can ONLY piss on walls according to the bible. And where does it say that sitting to pee makes you a queer? You should take that knowledge to a scientist. I am sure they would be glad to hear that the cause of homosexuality is simply kids peeing while sitting. How interesting. I guess you really do learn something new every day

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

Ok great, so its in the bible that men can pee against a wall. Wonderful. That still does not prove your point. That passage does not say its wrong to NOT piss against a wall, and if your going to take that so literally, then by that logic, men can ONLY piss on walls according to the bible. And where does it say that sitting to pee makes you a queer? You should take that knowledge to a scientist. I am sure they would be glad to hear that the cause of homosexuality is simply kids peeing while sitting. How interesting. I guess you really do learn something new every day

Actually, the cause is demons in the rectum, but close enough.

Men don't piss ON the wall, they piss AGAINST it. As in, standing up and facing the wall. The piss still goes into the toilet. Get it?

[JetSet]

I'd like to apologize to those I offended earlier. Let's just say I have have done some research, and I now truly understand what Landover Baptist Church is all about.

I've thought about another problem that the original poster might face - what if your son sits when he pees, but not just so he can pee. He might be getting a bit handy there.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by JetSet

I'd like to apologize to those I offended earlier.

Please don't. Pray to Jesus Christ for forgiveness instead please.

Why you should pray: Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

[JetSet]

Point taken, however let me clarify, I wanted to apologize to those on Earth that I offended.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Originally Posted by JetSet

Point taken, however let me clarify, I wanted to apologize to those on Earth that I offended.

Accepted. Now wash your hands.

[shadeofwinter]

I think fear of feminizing your child are premature. If you have told him to stand, and he won't, take him to the doctor ASAP! It could be a serious urinary condition!!!

[9point8M/S2]

Sitting down to pee is homosexual, and so is standing up to pee.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Originally Posted by 9point8M/S2

Sitting down to pee is homosexual, and so is standing up to pee.

Are you suggesting people should only do it whilst bungee-jumping?

Where's the Scripture to support that?

In the Book of Boings? Sorry, that's just apocryphal pal.

[9point8M/S2]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

We all know what sucking of THUMBS leads to, Sister!

Son, I've spent years ministering to wayward men at truck stops and rest areas, and I can tell you that the one and only reason gay "men" stand to pee is to show off their "goods" on the "meat market". They like to sidle up next to a good Christian man, slowly unzip themselves, reach in with a sweaty, grease-stained hand, and pull out their half-swollen members. Then, when finished, they flap them back and forth, seductively shaking and squeezing.

Many's the time I've had to fall to my knees and beg the Lord to forgive the pervert next to me for his wanton flogging of his "tube steak"!

I see you've never read the Bible. Where do you think wicked people come from?

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Peeing standing up makes you a gay apparently.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by 9point8M/S2

Peeing standing up makes you a gay apparently.

Limited reading comprehension, Trig?

Standing to pee doesn't make one gay. Gay men only stand to pee to show off their "meat" in an attempt to seduce other, normal, True Heterosexual™ men.

[gumby]

My grandfather sat down to pee, and he was absolutely not gay. He had four children and was absolutely not gay. Some men just do it so that they don't make a mess. Pee splatters sometimes when it is coming from such a distance.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by Name of User

My grandfather sat down to pee, and he was absolutely not gay. He had four children and was absolutely not gay. Some men just do it so that they don't make a mess. Pee splatters sometimes when it is coming from such a distance.

My dear, men shouldn't have to concern themselves with whether or not they make a mess. God created ladies to deal with such messes! It gives us something to do, you see.