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flag Presbyterians Get it Right for Once - 06-22-2019, 03:02 PM

The Briarwood Presbyterian Church, home to many of Birmingham Alabama's staunchest sinful Presbyterian hypocrites, must also have a few genuine red-blooded MEN in that congregation of fake worshippers. Now I rarely give this sect much credence. First, they don't recognize Ezekiel Flint as the greatest pastor in the world - but why would they - they're not Baptist. But most importantly, most presbyfags are homosexual. This has been proven by research that I'm too busy to look up right now, but trust me.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...aw/1525124001/


Landover has long held its own security/police force in conjunction with the Freehold Police, Freehold Militia, Freehold Riders for Peace, Freehold Neighborhood Watch, Freehold Gatekeepers, Freehold Auxiliary Police, and of course your Cadets for Christ, made up of 10-20 year olds who have been personally selected by Pastor Flint and help make up his personal security service. Now Briarwood is copying Landover.


The homer community thinks this is to help keep them out of church property and grounds. Well why not? Is being a fag even legal in Alabama these days? Of course, there will probably be more born there since the abortion regulations took effect (to sinful couples, of course).


Maybe Landover's police units could go show them how it's done?


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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