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Default Hello, religious peeps! - 09-24-2013, 04:26 AM

The name's RadicalGirl. I've never really been religious (raised in a church-going family, but none of it really sunk in... parents became disillusioned with the whole church scene after a tragedy involving my aunt...)
Not a political person (politics is such an ugly and negative scene...)
Not married. No kids. No serious or semi-serious relationships.
(I tried to register on my phone but I misspelled my email address the 1st time lol)
That's about it!
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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-24-2013, 04:30 AM

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The name's RadicalGirl. I've never really been religious (raised in a church-going family, but none of it really sunk in... parents became disillusioned with the whole church scene after a tragedy involving my aunt...)
Not a political person (politics is such an ugly and negative scene...)
Not married. No kids. No serious or semi-serious relationships.
(I tried to register on my phone but I misspelled my email address the 1st time lol)
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#1: Your name is not "RadicalGirl." That is your username.
#2: If you don't care about religion or politics, then what do you base your "radical" affect on?
#3: Did you bother to read what this thread is about?

Please share with us your name, age and location. Also please tell us about the church you were raised in.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-24-2013, 04:38 AM

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The name's RadicalGirl. I've never really been religious (raised in a church-going family, but none of it really sunk in... parents became disillusioned with the whole church scene after a tragedy involving my aunt...)
Not a political person (politics is such an ugly and negative scene...)
Not married. No kids. No serious or semi-serious relationships.
(I tried to register on my phone but I misspelled my email address the 1st time lol)
That's about it!
With a name like that you must be a communist.

But, on a more serious note it is obvious that you have been directed here for a reason. God wants you to accept His Love and through Him that of His Son, Jesus Christ.

There will be many trials along the way but once you allow Jesus to enter you and fill you with His Love those trials will be as nothing.

Please tell us more about yourself. Tell us of your walk with Jesus so far.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-24-2013, 04:49 AM

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The name's RadicalGirl. I've never really been religious (raised in a church-going family, but none of it really sunk in... parents became disillusioned with the whole church scene after a tragedy involving my aunt...)
Not a political person (politics is such an ugly and negative scene...)
Not married. No kids. No serious or semi-serious relationships.
(I tried to register on my phone but I misspelled my email address the 1st time lol)
That's about it!
So 'hard' as the youth say these days. You damn kids with your rock and roll music and super fly attitudes make me sick. You came here for a reason, Jesus sent you here because he see's potential in you, so enough with the im hardcore crap. Get on your knees for Jesus, not for every bloke on the block.

1 Corinthians 6:13 - Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body [is] not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body

Repent your whorish lifestyle or burn in hell for eternity

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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-24-2013, 05:05 AM

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The name's RadicalGirl. I've never really been religious (raised in a church-going family, but none of it really sunk in... parents became disillusioned with the whole church scene after a tragedy involving my aunt...)
Not a political person (politics is such an ugly and negative scene...)
Not married. No kids. No serious or semi-serious relationships.
(I tried to register on my phone but I misspelled my email address the 1st time lol)
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Welcome, "RadicalGirl."

Some of your information seems questionable at best, but the real sad part is that your "radical" stand for a self-dependent life of sin and denial of God will make you into an even worse tragedy than your departed aunt.

Please answer one question: Are you ready to join her and the rest of the unsaved family in Hell? It's going to be one big family reunion there if you don't make some changes soon.

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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-24-2013, 05:42 AM

Sodomy is not "radical"; it is banal and punishable by an eternity in the Lake of Fire.


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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-24-2013, 03:48 PM

@Pastor Ezekiel: I don't like to give out my real name on the internet (there are some weirdos out there!) But I'm 24 years old from Texas & was raised in some Methodist church (don't remember the name)
@Thomas Taylor: I don't like politics, including communism... a friend of mine called me a radical girl once during class in high school & the name just kinda stuck. Lol
@Scott Cole: more into pop music than rock n roll
@Pastor Ed: a family reunion would be total hell, living or not...
@Billy Bob Jenkins: I don't remember mentioning anything about sodomy in my original post... :/
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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-24-2013, 04:03 PM

Let me be frank, dear. At age 24 you shouldn't be referring to yourself as "girl." You are a grown woman, you ought to be mature enough to throw away this sophomoric fantasy of being a special little snowflake, and accept life as it is. Find a man before it's too late, have as many babies as you can, and discover fulfillment in that. Finding Jesus will make your life feel ever so valuable, and you won't feel empty enough to wander onto forums completely unrelated to anything you do or think or feel.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-24-2013, 05:19 PM

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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-25-2013, 11:04 AM

Hello Radical Weirdo, I sure hope you'll stop "doing your own thing" soon and start learning about Jesus and His radical message of salvation!


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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-26-2013, 12:46 AM

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@Pastor Ezekiel: I don't like to give out my real name on the internet (there are some weirdos out there!) :/
I am wondering if your true reason for infiltrating this forum is to carry out some terrorist plot. The True Christians and DOF will find you out. Believe me. Back when that whole Boston thing happened during the marathon, Landover's inspectors were on the move, and their actions kept the rest of the area safe.

Don't be afraid of your obviously sinful past. It's time to get washed in the blood.

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The name's RadicalGirl. I've never really been religious (raised in a church-going family, but none of it really sunk in... parents became disillusioned with the whole church scene after a tragedy involving my aunt...)
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Not married. No kids. No serious or semi-serious relationships.
(I tried to register on my phone but I misspelled my email address the 1st time lol)
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Hi, RadGirl, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum™! I'm sorry to hear that your parents are hellbound sinners, but remember that Jesus told us that we can't follow Him unless we hate our families. So you're going to have to dump those losers ASAP.

It's sad that, in this day and age, a father let his daughter hit 24 years without arranging a marriage for her. No wonder our country is falling apart.


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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-29-2013, 05:16 AM

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Hi, RadGirl, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum™! I'm sorry to hear that your parents are hellbound sinners, but remember that Jesus told us that we can't follow Him unless we hate our families. So you're going to have to dump those losers ASAP.

It's sad that, in this day and age, a father let his daughter hit 24 years without arranging a marriage for her. No wonder our country is falling apart.
It must be upsetting, even for an old whore, to know that her disused womb is going to dry up and crack apart because her father hated Christ.


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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 09-29-2013, 04:33 PM

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It must be upsetting, even for an old whore, to know that her disused womb is going to dry up and crack apart because her father hated Christ.
Billy Bob,

I have fairly reliable sources saying that her daddy belonged to the Arbor Society and GLAAD.

Might be time to get out that axe. Sounds like a double down to me.

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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 10-14-2013, 12:26 AM

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Billy Bob,

I have fairly reliable sources saying that her daddy belonged to the Arbor Society and GLAAD.

Might be time to get out that axe. Sounds like a double down to me.

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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 10-14-2013, 12:32 AM

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It must be upsetting, even for an old whore, to know that her disused womb is going to dry up and crack apart because her father hated Christ.
I've got a few years before my womb "dries up"
(Side note: people still do that "arranged marriage" stuff in America? Who knew..)
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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 10-14-2013, 01:11 AM

There is only one thing that matters and that is whether or not you have a personal relationship with Jesus, Our Lord and Savior.

If you do not know Jesus, your salvation is in doubt, and if you die while in this state of belief you will never be able to reconnect with your so called loved ones.

Jesus died, and came alive, to show that there is life beyond death and that we all are able to live for a very long time if you have faith.

But everlasting life does not come without a price, and that is foregoing the use of silly false words of the devil like "peeps".

The word is PEOPLE, and it is as all words are, extremely interesting. At first glance you appear to be sort of a nut case and I already made a note of an earlier one which I must attend to now. There are rules to follow in this sanctuary and you seem determined to ignore them in the false belief that your personality is so very special that we will ignore them.

Get out your Bible and read it for once. Select a verse that seems important to you and tell us what it means to YOU.

Because A virgin without terror is become a plum of the sword fish - this is hidden in the later chapters of the old testament and if you find it ( it is in Proverbs ) I will salute your valuation of principles as a blessed child.
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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 10-14-2013, 01:16 AM

Great.

Another obese femnazi trying to make everyone notice her.

Friend, we could smell you coming.

Braided arm pit hair is not attractive.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 10-14-2013, 01:17 AM

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The name's RadicalGirl. I've never really been religious (raised in a church-going family, but none of it really sunk in... parents became disillusioned with the whole church scene after a tragedy involving my aunt...)
Not a political person (politics is such an ugly and negative scene...)
Not married. No kids. No serious or semi-serious relationships.
(I tried to register on my phone but I misspelled my email address the 1st time lol)
That's about it!
You're not married and you're not having kids? That's just sad.

Oh wait... you must be a joke. I know you're a troll.


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