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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Sister Esther
I am just heartsick to learn that you’re no longer engaged. You will recall that I warned you to get the wedding moved up but it’s too late to worry about that now.
May it bring you a bit of comfort to know that Johnnie is now part of my outreach to the homosexual community and he is a very good example of how we can find our true calling when we spend time on our knees. He sends greetings and asks that you tell your father how sorry he is that there was doubt regarding his ancestry.
He also says he hopes all goes well with removing the wart from your nose.
May God soon bless you with a suitable husbandman.
Yours sincerely in Jesus
BrotherLarry
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Brother Larry,
I can see why you suggested that Esther get engaged as soon as possible, but long courtships are useful in situations where thorough investigations are needed for one reason or another. It warms my heart to hear that John has found his calling, even though it doesn't involve being my daughter's husband. As for the "wart," John is mistaken. It was simply a pimple that Esther finally managed to get rid of within the past week.
On a related note, I got the results for John's ancestry test back and it showed that he's 100% WHITE*. I'll reach out to him and apologize for doubting him (as James 5:16 says), but I fear the damage is already done. Thankfully, there is another man waiting in the wings.
*Aka NOT MEXICAN!