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Re: The Feds got one right (Not) -
05-01-2008, 04:07 PM
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duhhh - there were homeless queers and whores hiding in the churches stupid. Everyone knows that.
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You're really reaching.
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Re: The Feds got one right (Not) -
05-01-2008, 04:14 PM
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You're really reaching.
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Why do I even try to talk to you - - it is common knowledge that what I say is true. Any idiot knows that homeless queers and whores seek shelter in a storm and a vacant church works as good as any. The shelter from the storm that they should seek of course is Baby Jesus, turn with me if you will in your KJV to:
Mark 4.36-40: And when they had sent away the multitude, they took him even as he was in the ship. And there were also with him other little ships.And there arose a great storm of wind, and the waves beat into the ship, so that it was now full. And he was in the hinder part of the ship, asleep on a pillow: and they awake him, and say unto him, Master, carest thou not that we perish? And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm. And he said unto them, Why are ye so fearful? how is it that ye have no faith?
Did you catch that SkankWithNoDrawers? Jesus calms the storm (praise and glory), and he could do the same for the queers, whores and even you, can I pray with you?
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: The Feds got one right (Not) -
05-01-2008, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Don the Baptist
Why do I even try to talk to you - - it is common knowledge that what I say is true. Any idiot knows that homeless queers and whores seek shelter in a storm and a vacant church works as good as any. The shelter from the storm that they should seek of course is Baby Jesus, turn with me if you will in your KJV to:
Mark 4.36-40: And when they had sent away the multitude, they took him even as he was in the ship. And there were also with him other little ships.And there arose a great storm of wind, and the waves beat into the ship, so that it was now full. And he was in the hinder part of the ship, asleep on a pillow: and they awake him, and say unto him, Master, carest thou not that we perish? And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm. And he said unto them, Why are ye so fearful? how is it that ye have no faith?
I don't own a KJV - I do have an NIV and an NAS.
Did you catch that SkankWithNoDrawers? Jesus calms the storm (praise and glory), and he could do the same for the queers, whores and even you, can I pray with you?
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Re: The Feds got one right (Not) -
05-01-2008, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone
You can pray all you want, but I won't be joining you.
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Let's see now. In a single post, you've rejected the true Bible in favor of the New International (Per)version and the New American (Sub)standard Bible, and you've rejected someone's offer, made in Christian love, to pray with you. I guess you're trying to reserve a sleeper car on the hell train.
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