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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 05:30 AM
guess what ... BIG PRINT is nice at 1:23am

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John 2:10 - And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now.
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1Ti 5:23 - Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.
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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 05:36 AM
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What Does the Bible Say About Drugs?
where does it say anything about the herbs?

... and tell me you do not use ANY drugs! ... advil, or aspirin? Novocain?

are you suggesting you are more righteous and better than Jesus?
when EVEN He turned water into wine?
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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 05:59 AM
Why are you here, friend?

We're here to praise Jesus.

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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 06:37 AM
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Why are you here, friend?

We're here to praise Jesus.
What kind of Jesus act supports foul language?

the Bible tells us
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2Th 3:15 - Yet count him not as an enemy, but admonish him as a brother.
Too many people fail to fulling hear some of the teachings while professing to be one with the Word ...

In order to get things said I select places where I can bring light to the short comings of those who have screwed up the world

like the idea of giving healthy people food for free ...

It has led the less motivated down the path to sloth and lazy ways where they involve themselves in gossip and false witnessing.
2Th 3:10 - For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
Had people been expected to figuratively speaking dance for their dinner
there would have been a lot less crap in the urban area's which has infested the rest of society

All of these problems stem from the loss of PROPER parental control over the children with liberal thinkers like Doctor Spock who was ALMOST right ... yet very wrong

I am the son of a guy who was born in Gleiwitz Germany (the town that is said to be the starting spot of the war at the radio tower) just before WWII

They struggled to come here to the USA ...

Which as my understanding of the Bible indicates was a WRONG thing to do.

When you consider the parable of the Tower of Babel and add a verse like this to the teaching:
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Num 36:6 - This is the thing which the LORD doth command concerning the daughters of Zelophehad, saying, Let them marry to whom they think best; only to the family of the tribe of their father shall they marry.
As it looks to me - the world has done wrong for way too many years

... now consider that the Bible also say:
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Num 14:18 - The LORD is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.
WOW!! by no means clearing the guilty?

AND ---> visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.

3 and 4 generations?? way too many people of the world are bound to hell! .... because of what?

HOW MANY CHURCHES IN THIS WORLD failed to feed their people the Meat of the Word?
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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 07:01 AM
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What kind of Jesus act supports foul language?
Friend, I am trying hard to figure out what you mean by this, or how the rest of your post relates to it, but I am completely at a loss.

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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 07:59 AM
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Friend, I am trying hard to figure out what you mean by this, or how the rest of your post relates to it, but I am completely at a loss.
IT LIKE THIS ...

Calling a fag a fag isn't going to change a persons will to better themselves

To me that is foul and destructive ...

much of the message which I have seen here is VERY correct in an extreme mannerism kind of way.

However; this tends to be almost so extreme that it repels those who want to embrace a less politically correct philosophy ... such as me.

I have been searching for many years for like minded people ...

and what I have found are lost souls who refuse to learn the word through God's guidance. They have become so lazy they have as of yet found any of what I am so seriously concerned about ...

The destruction of the micro societies have eviscerated the meaning of why God had the Tower of Babel send people scattering and to speak different languages ... the Internet age has brought everyone too close together and allowed for extreme satisfaction to triumph over Biblical values

Like all the verbal (non politically correct) knee jerk reactions toward the extreme sinner's ... doesn't God want us to try to make them see the failings of their ways?

What I see here on this forum appears to be such frustration that it isn't fixing the situation.

It's angering people and making the far left lash out even more insanely than ever

I am seeking those who have a similar view as I have (not exact)
One where they understand that
  1. God created the Heaven and Earth
  2. Satan is of the world
Look at what nature offers ... consume a poisonous plant in the wild woods (unaltered by man) and you find an antidote within several feet of that plant.

If a child were to drink drain cleaner (a worldly chemical altered by man) how far do you need to go to get an antidote?

Yet - people keep clutching on to progress.

Look at out Medical advancements!
Are you old enough to remember when they were doing those first heart transplants in South Africa?

There was a lady who was on the news proclaiming that it was a MIRACLE.

I felt so sorry for her ... calling a man made deed a Miracle.

Why do so many people insist on embracing those actions which were not the original intentions of God? For what? self gratification? Vanity?

If he wants you to live - you are going to live ... there is NO WAY AROUND IT!

I can say that God saved my life more times than I am probably aware of and I am aware of several times.

In my understanding of God - He is not some hocus pocus pooof god of fairy tale design

Too many people keep trying to find mr magic

and don't understand how a person can:
  1. have their mother killed at about 3 or 4 years of age
  2. then live 10 years with a severally angry step mom
  3. then have dad, step mom 2 and baby half brother (under 3 years old) get all 3 killed on a Thanksgiving Day morning when they are 20
  4. and to not to be allowed their own family until they were 39
  5. and STILL know God
I am here today because God blessed me with the perfect wife and son
... but I am here

What I am saying is that I reach out to bring a fresh understanding to things which have fallen short in hopes to do the will which I have to do.

Well ... the News is coming on ... and I have messed around enough on the web for a while ...

Be well my friend and may God allow you to dine on more of the meat of the word
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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 08:44 AM
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IT LIKE THIS ...

Calling a fag a fag isn't going to change a persons will to better themselves

To me that is foul and destructive ...

much of the message which I have seen here is VERY correct in an extreme mannerism kind of way.

However; this tends to be almost so extreme that it repels those who want to embrace a less politically correct philosophy ... such as me.

I have been searching for many years for like minded people ...

and what I have found are lost souls who refuse to learn the word through God's guidance. They have become so lazy they have as of yet found any of what I am so seriously concerned about ...

The destruction of the micro societies have eviscerated the meaning of why God had the Tower of Babel send people scattering and to speak different languages ... the Internet age has brought everyone too close together and allowed for extreme satisfaction to triumph over Biblical values

Like all the verbal (non politically correct) knee jerk reactions toward the extreme sinner's ... doesn't God want us to try to make them see the failings of their ways?

What I see here on this forum appears to be such frustration that it isn't fixing the situation.

It's angering people and making the far left lash out even more insanely than ever

I am seeking those who have a similar view as I have (not exact)
One where they understand that

  1. God created the Heaven and Earth
  2. Satan is of the world
Look at what nature offers ... consume a poisonous plant in the wild woods (unaltered by man) and you find an antidote within several feet of that plant.

If a child were to drink drain cleaner (a worldly chemical altered by man) how far do you need to go to get an antidote?

Yet - people keep clutching on to progress.

Look at out Medical advancements!
Are you old enough to remember when they were doing those first heart transplants in South Africa?

There was a lady who was on the news proclaiming that it was a MIRACLE.

I felt so sorry for her ... calling a man made deed a Miracle.

Why do so many people insist on embracing those actions which were not the original intentions of God? For what? self gratification? Vanity?

If he wants you to live - you are going to live ... there is NO WAY AROUND IT!

I can say that God saved my life more times than I am probably aware of and I am aware of several times.

In my understanding of God - He is not some hocus pocus pooof god of fairy tale design

Too many people keep trying to find mr magic

and don't understand how a person can:

  1. have their mother killed at about 3 or 4 years of age
  2. then live 10 years with a severally angry step mom
  3. then have dad, step mom 2 and baby half brother (under 3 years old) get all 3 killed on a Thanksgiving Day morning when they are 20
  4. and to not to be allowed their own family until they were 39
  5. and STILL know God
I am here today because God blessed me with the perfect wife and son
... but I am here

What I am saying is that I reach out to bring a fresh understanding to things which have fallen short in hopes to do the will which I have to do.

Well ... the News is coming on ... and I have messed around enough on the web for a while ...

Be well my friend and may God allow you to dine on more of the meat of the word
Two questions:

1. Do you honestly feel that God does not guide every moment of our lives?



2. Do you think it's a coincidence that the heart surgeon was named CHRISTIAAN Barnard?



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Look at what nature offers ... consume a poisonous plant in the wild woods (unaltered by man) and you find an antidote within several feet of that plant.

Well then by all means, friend, you go right ahead and find yourself some poisonous berries and gobble up a few pounds of them! I'm sure the antidote will by laying around within a few feet of wherever you happen to drop.

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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 09:29 AM
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Two questions:

1. Do you honestly feel that God does not guide every moment of our lives?



2. Do you think it's a coincidence that the heart surgeon was named CHRISTIAAN Barnard?



YiC,

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Look at how wonderful man made medical miracles are
.... you lessor god got a LOT of people infected with HIV trying to go against the will of God on someones life

If you think different -- then let your charlatan ways feed your deeds ...

Hope you won't need some of that good blood anytime soon!

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Well then by all means, friend, you go right ahead and find yourself some poisonous berries and gobble up a few pounds of them! I'm sure the antidote will by laying around within a few feet of wherever you happen to drop.
sooner that I would find antidotes for the worldly stuff

I just realized -- you people are hell bound ... GUARANTEEING SALVATION SINCE 1620? REPENT you charlatan's - you are the prostitutes of the slaughtered word!
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REPENT you charlatan's...
When pluralizing a word, it is not necessary to add an apostrophe.

The apostrophe would only be called for in the possessive sense, as in, "I'm going to administer a Godly beating to that pot-smoking charlatan's hindquarters if he doesn't show some respect to his betters."

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When pluralizing a word, it is not necessary to add an apostrophe.

The apostrophe would only be called for in the possessive sense, as in, "I'm going to administer a Godly beating to that pot-smoking charlatan's hindquarters if he doesn't show some respect to his betters."
I wash better than you off my testicles in the shower

Good to hell - you're damn near there!

Learn to be HUMBLE before God - you clueless clowns
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I wash better than you off my testicles in the shower

Good to hell - you're damn near there!

Learn to be HUMBLE before God - you clueless clowns
Ahh, the pedophile satanists always resort to potty mouth.

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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 09:48 AM
I guess he thinks he's shocking us or something.

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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 04:54 PM
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Can anyone actually understand this scribble? I don't think it's English, but I can't seem to find any other translations for it.

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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 09-23-2011, 08:35 PM
When a person uses a lot of drugs, it breaks down the language center of their brain. What you're seeing is not a foreign dialect, but the sad effect of brain damage.

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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 01-17-2012, 10:32 AM
Sorry to interrupt the Troll fight here but Faith_Machine that form letter was hilarious.
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Default Re: New Form Letter for Introductory Posts - 01-18-2012, 11:33 AM
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When a person uses a lot of drugs, it breaks down the language center of their brain. What you're seeing is not a foreign dialect, but the sad effect of brain damage.
You are being polite, and I respect that.
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If certain “vulnerability” genes have subtly weakened the nerve fibers to begin with, the sudden rise in speed and quantity of signaling that comes with myelination might overload the circuits altogether, causing a great deal of misfiring and miscommunication among neurons—just the right circumstances to produce the hallucinations and disordered thinking that are classic signs of schizophrenia.

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Can anyone actually understand this scribble?† I don't think it's English, but I can't seem to find any other translations for it.
The demoniac encounters "language" thus:

†V jnfu orggre guna lbh bss zl grfgvpyrf va gur fubjre

Tbbq gb uryy - lbh'er qnza arne gurer!

Yrnea gb or UHZOYR orsber Tbq - lbh pyhryrff pybjaf . defibrillate here
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