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Originally Posted by Rev. Ebesnezer Crumb
Don't know where to put this because I can't yet START a new thread but to all of you doubters and evil haters...
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You can't start a new thread because
no one knows who the hell you are.
No one knows who the hell you are because you failed to follow the exceedingly simple instructions in your welcoming email that specifically directed you to make your first post in the introductions forum, following the directions cunningly concealed at the top of every page there, AFTER you had read all of the sticky threads explaining Landover's purpose and how to get the most from your stay here.
Now, if you can pull your thumbs out and do what you were told to, maybe you'll be warmly welcomed here, maybe you'll be accepted and promoted to Forum Member (when you can start threads), maybe someday you'll even be recognized as a True Christian™.
God (according to the Bible) doesn't like people who don't listen to direction.