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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-26-2007, 09:11 PM
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So this means that after the child has been diciplined firstly by method of spanking and are still not obedient they shall receive a more serious punishment?
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Very good brother or sister X.
Before a child can be stoned by the elders, the parents obviously have to correct that child. When the child doesn't learn from the punishment, greater punishment must be provided.
Praise Jesus.
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-26-2007, 09:23 PM
It would be silly to immediately jump to the most severe form of punishment. If the child doesn't respond to loving smacks from the Good Book, then one must upgrade to fists, a belt, a horsewhip and finally, many stones. If a dozen or so good healthy smacks from the Bible isn't enough to turn any foul mood into a cheerful, God-serving attitude, then one must escalate. The punishments continue to get more severe until morale improves.
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-27-2007, 06:01 AM
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-27-2007, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
My folks just grounded me and took away all my privileges when I was a kid and misbehaved. Not being able to hang out or talk on the phone with my friends, not being able to watch tv or play my stereo - even a week seemed like an eternity. The only thing a child learns by being hit is that hitting is an appropriate response to anything anyone else does that you don't like.
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You're not helping your own case here. Why would we mollycoddle our children like that only to have them grow up to be America-hating harlots who rebel against God every chance they get? No sane person wants that! That's why any decent parent will take a rod to their misbehaving brats. But I do appreciate that you're here to serve as a bad example, Dances. Praise Jesus for leading you to our board so that we can show our children why they just got their hides tanned.
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-27-2007, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
You're not helping your own case here. Why would we mollycoddle our children like that only to have them grow up to be America-hating harlots who rebel against God every chance they get? No sane person wants that! That's why any decent parent will take a rod to their misbehaving brats. But I do appreciate that you're here to serve as a bad example, Dances. Praise Jesus for leading you to our board so that we can show our children why they just got their hides tanned.
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I guess you and I will have to agree to disagree on the subject of my worth as a person. I think I turned out pretty damned good.
And FYI, I love my country, I just despise the idiot in the Oval Office.
I am not a harlot - I have never slept around indiscriminately.
And I can't rebel against a being that I don't believe exists.
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-27-2007, 04:01 PM
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I guess you and I will have to agree to disagree on the subject of my worth as a person. I think I turned out pretty damned good.
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Case and point. Q.E.D.
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And FYI, I love my country, I just despise the idiot in the Oval Office.
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Who wants nothing more than to have the best happen to our country. Why do you think he cares so much about keeping an eye on each and every one of his citizens/children every moment of the day?
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I am not a harlot - I have never slept around indiscriminately.
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Regardless of *how* you've slept around, you are a godless harlot.
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And I can't rebel against a being that I don't believe exists.
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You are in denial -- remember, every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. Don't be forced to, get on your knees now and accept the warm love of Jesus all over you.
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-27-2007, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Case and point. Q.E.D.
Who wants nothing more than to have the best happen to our country. Why do you think he cares so much about keeping an eye on each and every one of his citizens/children every moment of the day?
Right - with warrantless wiretaps.
Regardless of *how* you've slept around, you are a godless harlot.
You're just upset because I turned you down.
You are in denial -- remember, every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. Don't be forced to, get on your knees now and accept the warm love of Jesus all over you.
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Ick - I'm going to go shower with a Brillo pad now.
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-27-2007, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
I am not a harlot - I have never slept around indiscriminately.
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I was unaware a harlot was a fornicator with no taste. Silly me. I thought all unmarried women who spread their legs for a man were the same.
Oh, wait!
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners,shall inherit the kingdom of God.
It turns out you are all the same and equally damned to the exact same Hell!
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-28-2007, 12:33 AM
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I was unaware a harlot was a fornicator with no taste. Silly me. I thought all unmarried women who spread their legs for a man were the same.
Oh, wait!
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners,shall inherit the kingdom of God.
It turns out you are all the same and equally damned to the exact same Hell!
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You and I have different views on sex. You see it as an unpleasant necessity between married people for the sole purpose of makinbg babies. I see it as a pleasant activity between people who find each other mutually attractive, whether or not they are married to each other and whether or not they want to make babies. I do agree with you that once you're married, you should not have sex with partners other than your spouse (unless, of course, you both agree to such an arrangement).
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-28-2007, 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
You and I have different views on sex.
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Don't make this an argument between you and our Godly Sister in Christ. This is a difference you have with God. Take it up with Him -- I assure you He won't back down to you
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You GOD sees it as an unpleasant necessity between married people for the sole purpose of makinbg babies.
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Sir, we do not welcome such filth on God's forum. Keep your material clean or we shall be forced to banish you.
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I do agree with you that once you're married, you should not have sex with partners other than your spouse (unless, of course, you both agree to such an arrangement).
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Let's define marriage as whatever we want it to be! I want to marry my remote control, let's do it
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-28-2007, 07:49 AM
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This kind of story just goes to show why parents should follow God's way rather than some cockamamie idea of their own.
While her goals are admirable, she needs to stop being so soft on the child in my opinion. I'm going to guess that they attend some feelgood liebral false Christian church. Give that child the beating of her life, and then keep doing so until you see a major improvement. It worked when my father did that with me. Glory!!
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Why don't you just kill her and save the time and effort then?
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-28-2007, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Let's define marriage as whatever we want it to be! I want to marry my remote control, let's do it
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This harlot is so muddle-headed and liberal, she probably thinks you should be allowed to marry MALE remote controls!
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-28-2007, 11:53 AM
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Sir, we do not welcome such filth on God's forum. Keep your material clean or we shall be forced to banish you.
I am not a Sir, I am a Ma'am.
Let's define marriage as whatever we want it to be! I want to marry my remote control, let's do it
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Marriage is a legal union between consenting human adults. If you want to use your remote as a sex toy, go right ahead, but it can't sign a license, so you can't marry it.
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-28-2007, 11:55 AM
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This harlot is so muddle-headed and liberal, she probably thinks you should be allowed to marry MALE remote controls!
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I didn't know remotes had gender. Do you have so litttle to occupy your time that you spend your days searching electronic devices for genitalia?
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-28-2007, 01:07 PM
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Why don't you just kill her and save the time and effort then?
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I hope everyone takes notice of this mean-spirited, rabidly violent atheist. He is openly advocating the murder of a teenaged girl just because he doesn't like her attitude.
All atheists are like this. Thank God I'm a Christian. I'd never want to live like these amoral hatemongers.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-29-2007, 04:43 PM
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Marriage is a legal union between consenting human adults.
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No, it's the union between an adult human man and an adult human woman. This isn't Soviet Canuckistan or Belgium, missy!
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-29-2007, 05:51 PM
Why do you even bother talking to Dances?
She's a stupid female! Let's catch her and impregnate her!
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-29-2007, 11:55 PM
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Why do you even bother talking to Dances?
She's a stupid female! Let's catch her and impregnate her!
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So am I, heathen. I don't even want to think what sort of unnatural abominations would be required for me to impregnate her, but even if it was possible, I wouldn't go against God like that.
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-30-2007, 12:23 AM
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Why do you even bother talking to Dances?
She's a stupid female! Let's catch her and impregnate her!
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You know rockhead, I'm a little surprised that you would bring up the subject of impregnanting a female. Seeing how Jesus burned off all your extremeties as punishment for worshiping the sun....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking -
06-30-2007, 04:23 AM
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I hope everyone takes notice of this mean-spirited, rabidly violent atheist. He is openly advocating the murder of a teenaged girl just because he doesn't like her attitude.
All atheists are like this. Thank God I'm a Christian. I'd never want to live like these amoral hatemongers.
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I hope everyone takes notice that Zeke doesn't understand sarcasm.
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