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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-17-2019, 12:49 PM
Austrian President Bob Hawke (Right) drinking on the job. Austrians are notoriously heavy drinkers.
Former Austrian President Bob Hawke has kicked the bucket, aged 89. He will be best remembered for stealing the America's Cup, his croaky voice and causing the early 90's recession. There are fears that Hawke's death the day before a federal election could turn voter sentiment and restore the socialist Labor Party to power. The Labor Party may win tomorrow, but their former leader has lost his soul for eternity.
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Australia is in mourning today as the nation remembers the extraordinary life of our 23rd prime minister, Bob Hawke.
The Labor legend — our third-longest serving leader — “died peacefully” yesterday, immediately sparking an outpouring of tributes from Australians of all walks of life and from across the political spectrum . . . .
His death was confirmed in a statement from his wife Blanche d’Alpuget yesterday, who said he died peacefully at home.
“Today we lost Bob Hawke, a great Australian — many would say the greatest Australian of the post-war era,” the statement read.
“He died peacefully at home at the age of 89 years.
“I and Bob’s children, Sue, Stephen, Rosslyn and stepson, Louis, and his grandchildren, will hold a private funeral.
“A memorial service will be held in Sydney in coming weeks.
“Bob Hawke and Paul Keating and their governments modernised the Australian economy, paving the way for an unprecedented period of recession-free economic growth and job creation.”
Ms d’Alpuget said Mr Hawke “abhorred racism and bigotry” and believed in the equality of men and women.
“Among his proudest achievements were large increases in the proportion of children finishing high school, his role in ending apartheid in South Africa, and his successful international campaign to protect Antarctica from mining,” she said.
The statement ended by saying Mr Hawke was “dearly loved by his family, and so many friends and colleagues. We will miss him. The golden bowl is broken”.
Condolences were led by Labor leader Bill Shorten, who said Mr Hawke “inspired such profound affection and admiration, such loyalty and love among so many”.
A day before his death, a letter had been released by Mr Hawke endorsing Mr Shorten’s bid for prime minister.
Mr Shorten added that Mr Hawke was “a leader and statesman who inspired such profound affection and admiration, such loyalty and love among so many” and pointed out his role in a service Australians use everyday.
“Every Australian carries a monument to Bob Hawke with them, their Medicare card. A green-and-gold promise that the health of any one of us, matters to all of us,” Mr Shorten said.
Former Labor Prime Minister Paul Keating said Mr Hawke was “hoping for a Labor victory this weekend” and “his friends too, were hoping he would see this”.
Mr Keating said Mr Hawke’s death was an “enormous loss” and his passing marked the end of the “great partnership” they had enjoyed together . . . .
Mr Hawke remains the longest-serving Labor prime minister ever. No leader since, from either party, has matched the height of his popularity.
He modernised Australia’s economy, deregulated the financial system, brokered landmark agreements with the trade unions and implemented Medicare as we know it today.
His partnership and rivalry with Paul Keating dominated politics for almost a decade, and the two men’s combined legacy has lasted far longer than that.
Mr Hawke’s health had suffered in recent years. In December he said he was confident Labor would win the next election, but didn’t think he would be around to see it.
“I’ve had my time,” the former prime minister said.
He knew he had lived a full life . . . .
In 1995, he divorced his first wife, Hazel. Soon afterwards he married his biographer, Blanche d’Alpuget, with whom he’d conducted an on-again, off-again affair over more than 20 years.
In an interview with the ABC last year, Ms d’Alpuget revealed she had discussed death with her husband at some length.
“We’ve talked about it quite a lot. We’ve talked about his funeral and what he’d like. I’ve bought the graves and I’m going ahead and planning that,” she said.
“He has no fear of death.”
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-17-2019, 03:18 PM
Mr Swallows, according to Wikipaedia:
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On the subject of his religion, Hawke previously wrote, while attending the 1952 World Christian Youth Conference in India, that "there were all these poverty stricken kids at the gate of this palatial place where we were feeding our face and I just (was) struck by this enormous sense of irrelevance of religion to the needs of people". He subsequently abandoned his Christian beliefs. By the time he entered politics he was a self-described agnostic.Hawke told Andrew Denton <of whom it was once said "Who?"> in 2008 that his father's Christian faith had continued to influence his outlook, saying "My father said if you believe in the fatherhood of God you must necessarily believe in the brotherhood of man, it follows necessarily, and even though I left the church and was not religious, that truth remained with me."
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What a perfectly ghastly man and what a load of utter tosh!
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05-21-2019, 08:07 AM
Niki Lauda.
Another Austrian has joined Bob Hawke on the train. Sexual proliferate with 2 wives and a bastard child by some other whore. Off to HELL.
Unlike Nürburgring 1976, there will be no-one pulling you out of the flames this time.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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05-21-2019, 07:17 PM
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What a perfectly ghastly man and what a load of utter tosh!
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Hear! Hear! Sister Joanna. The Bible tells us specifically that The Lord cares for even a sparrow that falls to the ground. Is that man suggesting that God was not helping out those starving children? I am sure that everyone of them was blessed in someway by the gathering of men of faith at that palace.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-21-2019, 08:04 PM
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The Bible tells us specifically that The Lord cares for even a sparrow that falls to the ground. Is that man suggesting that God was not helping out those starving children? I am sure that everyone of them was blessed in someway by the gathering of men of faith at that palace.
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Well absolutely, Sister! But it was this bit that made my jaw drop in a sadly unfeminine way:
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"My father said if you believe in the fatherhood of God you must necessarily believe in the brotherhood of man, it follows necessarily, and even though I left the church and was not religious, that truth piece of complete and utter balderdash remained with me."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-26-2019, 03:09 AM
So when did God create Hell? Was it before or after He created Adam and Eve? More specifically, before or after they ate from the Tree of Knowledge?
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05-26-2019, 06:29 AM
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So when did God create Hell? Was it before or after He created Adam and Eve? More specifically, before or after they ate from the Tree of Knowledge?
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Satan was cast out before The Lord created Adam and Eve. If you read Genesis, you know that Satan had gone bad before the creation and that is why he tempted Eve.
Does that answer your question?
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05-26-2019, 10:55 AM
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Praise Jesus! Chewbacca is DEAD!!! Giant furry "actor" Peter Mayhew, best known for playing a demonic Wookiee alien in the Star Wars pictures, has joined his co-stars, the drugged-out Jewess Carrie Fisher and the creepy little midget Kenny Baker, in Hell. Mayhew played an important role in teaching generations of children that black magic (the "Force") is "cool" and that witches and sorcerers ("Jedi") are something to be admired and imitated. By dressing up like a man-bear-dog thing for his own perverse gratification, Mayhew was also a pioneer of the furry movement. Though their film counterparts Han Solo and Luke Skywalker have been killed off (spoiler alert if you're a Hellbound nerd who watches Star Wars), Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill are still clinging to life. Oh Jesus, won't you send them to join their pet?
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Y’know in my religion hell ain’t that bad. Just in the stripper factory the prostie’s have STI’s and the beer in the volcano is warm. That’s right. I’m a Pastafarian. Read our gospel. It’ll change your life.
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06-17-2019, 04:15 PM
So, someone vaguely familiar named Gloria Vanderbilt died. It was reported on by Anderson Cooper, whose evil deeds and doings are very familiar to Americans. (God has His eye on the guy as well.)
Turns out, Vanderbilt is Cooper's mom, so he did some dumb obit piece on her for his evil network. Who cares if your mother died, pal? You're gay, so you will see her in hell soon enough.
Based on the news piece, she did NOT live a godly life. So, now she is frying away you-know-where. A big picture essay on television didn't do her any good at all.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-17-2019, 05:27 PM
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So, someone vaguely familiar named Gloria Vanderbilt died.
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Wasn't "she" one of those drag queens, like that guy who won an Olympic medal for doing 10 different events all at once?
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06-17-2019, 05:51 PM
No Sister Joanna. You’re thinking of Cher and she’s still alive and touring again.
Gloria is the woman who supplied Sister Daisy with jeans for many years. Rumor has it that Pastor Ezekiel has a few pair still.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-17-2019, 06:43 PM
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Wasn't "she" one of those drag queens, like that guy who won an Olympic medal for doing 10 different events all at once?
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Honestly, for some reason I wasn't even sure that Vanderbilt was a real person.
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06-17-2019, 08:23 PM
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No Sister Joanna. You’re thinking of Cher and she’s still alive and touring again.
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Thank you, Brother Larry, though I think I may have been confusing her with Gloria Gaydar.
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07-11-2019, 07:34 AM
Goodbye Violet!
Denise Nickerson, the original blueberry girl from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is dead.
Forever remembered for spawning one of the most depraved fetish kinks; the human fruit inflation fetish! It was as bad as it sounds, that harlot.
It goes to show, the depraved life of Hellywood showed Miss Blew-berry how one deflates from a life of sin and cigarettes. A shrinking violet indeed! She's off to be rolled around permanently in Hell, passed around like a used sex toy by Satan's Oompa Loompas.
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18 Let no man beguile you of your reward in a voluntary humility and worshipping of angels, intruding into those things which he hath not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind,
19 And not holding the Head, from which all the body by joints and bands having nourishment ministered, and knit together, increaseth with the increase of God.
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07-11-2019, 04:37 PM
I must say, sometimes The Lord kills off the most unique individuals.
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07-11-2019, 05:33 PM
This is where gluttony leads you. Straight to hell.
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07-11-2019, 05:44 PM
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This is where gluttony leads you. Straight to hell.
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Amen, Sister Victory, Amen!! And yet the solution is so simple -- and ignored!
Proverbs 23:2 " And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."
It never ceases to amaze me at how people will reject the teachings of the good as shown in the . Why they choose over a beautiful, no-mortgage mansion on streets of gold is beyond me. It's sad, isn't it?
A blessed day to you, dear Sister Victory,
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08-07-2019, 04:17 AM
Toni Morrison is dead, except I thought she was already dead in 2014. Oh wait, that was someone named Maya Angelou. These people all look the same.
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08-07-2019, 11:14 AM
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Toni Morrison is dead
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Thank you Jesus! One less pencil-pushing jigaboo getting showered with cash and awards for scribbling some variation on "crackaz be rayciss." I assume that flags will be lowered to half staff (or better yet, burned in her honor) on liberal arts campuses across the nation today.
She may have been "Beloved" by bleeding heart cucks on this earth, but not in Hell!
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08-07-2019, 12:54 PM
"Blue is the Warmest Color" but HELL is the hottest place when Ms Morrison is scalped of her gnarly dreadlocks by 'da debbil' himself, and doused in Satan's sulphuric issue!
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