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The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-19-2011, 09:18 PM
Are you one of His mistakes too?
And the LORD was sorry that he had made men on the Earth, and it grieved him to his heart. So the LORD said, "I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the ground, man and beast and creeping things and birds of the air, for I am sorry that I have made them." But Noah found favor in the eyes of the LORD. {Gen 6:6-8 RSV}
Unless you are a True Christian HE is sorry he made you.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emo's -
01-19-2011, 09:21 PM
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Are you one of His mistakes too?
And the LORD was sorry that he had made men on the Earth, and it grieved him to his heart. So the LORD said, "I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the ground, man and beast and creeping things and birds of the air, for I am sorry that I have made them." But Noah found favor in the eyes of the LORD. {Gen 6:6-8 RSV}
Unless you are a True Christian HE is sorry he made you.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emo's -
01-19-2011, 09:28 PM
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I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Happy to be a True Christian, God does not hate me.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-19-2011, 09:31 PM
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Are you one of His mistakes too?
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-19-2011, 10:29 PM
I hear that the Lord is also sorry for having made the Hot Topic stores, too. Without those there would barely be any goths or emos.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-25-2011, 07:52 AM
WAIT JUST FLIPPING MINUTES HERE!!!!!!, you are saying god hates homosexuals?, have you actually read the bible?, I mean, I might be Agnostic but at least i have read it. And if i remember correctly, it said he loves everyone as his children.
Which reminds me, you just sinned right now, gossip, hope to see you in hell. =]
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-25-2011, 07:57 AM
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I hear that the Lord is also sorry for having made the Hot Topic stores, too. Without those there would barely be any goths or emos.
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Actually, they sell some Christian bands there, so i do not believe he would be sorry for that, idiot.
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01-25-2011, 08:01 AM
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WAIT JUST FLIPPING MINUTES HERE!!!!!!, you are saying god hates homosexuals? =]
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God clearly hates homosexuals. The bible you read was probably a papist one.
Psalm 109:8
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-25-2011, 08:07 AM
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I hear that the Lord is also sorry for having made the Hot Topic stores, too. Without those there would barely be any goths or emos.
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Hot Topic has been all over the news for being racist as well. Awful. Satan's presence is strong there. Not a place for decent Christians.
Psalm 109:8
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-25-2011, 08:08 AM
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WAIT JUST FLIPPING MINUTES HERE!!!!!!, you are saying god hates homosexuals?, have you actually read the bible?, I mean, I might be Agnostic but at least i have read it. And if i remember correctly, it said he loves everyone as his children.
Which reminds me, you just sinned right now, gossip, hope to see you in hell. =]
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No, you just wait a flipping minute here. The Bible says over and over again that homosexuality is a sin, or that homosexuals are punished for their perversion, etc. Here's a nice simple verse which tells it like it is...
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
(You can also try Gen. 19:24-25, Lev. 20:13, Rom. 1:25-28, 1 Cor. 6:9, 1 Tim. 1:9-10 ...well, you get the idea.)
Now please show me Scripture where it claims that God loves everyone as His own children. Your turn.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-25-2011, 08:10 AM
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WAIT JUST FLIPPING MINUTES HERE!!!!!!, you are saying god hates homosexuals?, have you actually read the bible?, I mean, I might be Agnostic but at least i have read it. And if i remember correctly, it said he loves everyone as his children.
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**sigh** I post these so much I keep them in a word document so that I can just copy and paste them.
Homosexuality
Genesis 19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. (And we all know what God did to Sodom)
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 22:46 And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.
2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.
Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)
Romans 1:27-31 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
1 Corintians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
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Which reminds me, you just sinned right now, gossip, hope to see you in hell. =]
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Well I guess it's good that you realize you're going to Hell (that can change you know) I'm not sure exactly how the Good Brother sinned by using the word Topic, it is the name of the store.
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Actually, they sell some Christian bands there, so i do not believe he would be sorry for that, idiot.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-25-2011, 11:40 AM
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And if i remember correctly, it said he loves everyone as his children.
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Then you don't remember correctly. First, God does not love everyone:
Psalm 5:5: The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Romans 9:13: As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Second, only the saved are God's children:
John 1:12-13: But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, [even] to them that believe on his name: Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.
Others are the devil's children:
John 8:44: Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-26-2011, 01:54 AM
Guess I'm a mistake, then.
I thought God never made mistakes, though. Hmm
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-26-2011, 02:01 AM
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Guess I'm a mistake, then.
I thought God never made mistakes, though. Hmm
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No, I am sure you are not a mistake, more likely you were a gift from God to punish your parents.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-26-2011, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by terra_godard7
Guess I'm a mistake, then.
I thought God never made mistakes, though. Hmm
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It may be that He has predestined you for damnation, but God makes no mistakes.
Psalm 58:3
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
John 6:64-65
But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were give unto him of my Father.
II Thessalonians 2:11-12
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
Romans 9:21
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
Jude 1:4
For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-26-2011, 02:10 AM
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Guess I'm a mistake, then.
I thought God never made mistakes, though. Hmm
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So it's God's mistake that you spit in his eye? Is it the cops mistake if you get a ticket?
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-27-2011, 07:26 AM
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No, I am sure you are not a mistake, more likely you were a gift from God to punish your parents.
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My parents were (and are) happy and very proud of me, so i highly doubt that I was a "punishment" for them.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-27-2011, 07:59 AM
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My parents were (and are) happy and very proud of me, so i highly doubt that I was a "punishment" for them.
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They seem like generally nice people who doubtlessly don't want to hurt your feelings by revealing their shame and disgust. After all, they are part of the reason you are such a train wreck.
They put on a brave face in spite of you; if you really love them, it's best that you leave them alone and give them some privacy to grieve your conception and the years they've wasted on you.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-27-2011, 01:47 PM
It seems that God doesnt hate me after all.
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Re: The LORD is Sorry HE made Fags and Emos -
01-27-2011, 08:32 PM
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They seem like generally nice people who doubtlessly don't want to hurt your feelings by revealing their shame and disgust. After all, they are part of the reason you are such a train wreck.
They put on a brave face in spite of you; if you really love them, it's best that you leave them alone and give them some privacy to grieve your conception and the years they've wasted on you.
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