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Signs of The End Of Times -
02-28-2021, 10:38 PM
Unnatural things are happening. I see the following as a sign of the end of times:
This Bird's Body Is Half Male, Half Female. So Is Its Brain.
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Male cardinals are red. Female cardinals are tan. The odd bird that's been roosting outside Jeff and Shirley Caldwell's kitchen in Erie, Pennsylvania, is an even split of both.
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Hasbro Says Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head Are Here to Stay
Hasbro clarifies the controversial Potato Head rebranding, explaining that both Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are here to stay.
Hasbro has provided some clarification following the announcement that the Mr. Potato Head toy was going gender-neutral and being rebranded as just "Potato Head."
Note the lesbian pair with an ugly baby they probably stole.
Anything by Hasbro is now banned in Landover and for all members of the congregation.
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
02-28-2021, 11:42 PM
Oh, it is all just so horrible to even think of, dear Brother Bathfire. The of today is not like she was yesterday -- when good, wholesome, law-abiding families would attend church together, pray together, and stay together. Now, the devil’s work is accelerated, due to the liberal, fake news media, as they push out their stories about “equality”. Why, it seems like everyday, we are hearing more and more about “conversion therapy”, “LGBT rights”, etc.
I suppose, though, that we should not be surprised. The has warned us, so clearly, about these, the last days in which we live:
II Timothy 3:1-5:
1This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
And, yet, today, another incident has occurred that reminds me of those glorious verses. The CEO of one of those online social media companies, has said: " Mentally ill tranny demon hackers (I’m very serious) are attacking Gab right now. The same people behind this attack targeted law enforcement officers and their family members last summer. My account and Trump’s account were compromised, of course as Trump is about to go onstage and speak. The entire company is all hands investigating what happened and working to trace and patch the problem.”
So, there we have it, dear Brother Bathfire: not only is the devil corrupting the cardinals and the toys that our kiddies play with, but he’s also using that “tranny” crowd to infiltrate communication devices! I will include a link to the article, which was sent to me by my sister, Agatha. I do so apologize, though, for posting something from Demonrat supporters on .
https://www.joemygod.com/2021/02/gab...demon-hackers/
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-06-2021, 09:51 PM
I wonder if I might ask for a bit of clarification from one of our dear pastors, regarding something that I've just read about in today's news briefs. My sister (Agatha) sent me something about Reverend Jim Bakker, with reference to terrifying comments that were made by a guest on Reverend Bakker's show.
This pertains to "end times" teachings and, I must admit, it's bothered me to the point that I could scarcely finish my tea; furthermore, I'm afraid that I shall be sleeping with the lights on tonight. I will include a link to the article, and there is a video that is on its page, but the long and short of it is this: are we going to be over-run with rampant, demon-possessed zombies, as part of the end times plan? I do not see a reference within the blessed , but it may be that I am overlooking something very important.
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"Zombies also have the evil spiritual entity known as demon possession. The best way to explain zombies’ blood lust is this: the appetite of demons expressed through humans, [Steve] Quayle continued. It should be astonishing to people that the richest people in the world—not all of them but some of them—are into occult ceremonies where they have to drink blood that’s extracted from a tortured child. Now that’s sick, but that’s the appetite of demons expressed through humans.”
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https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/...about-zombies/
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-08-2021, 03:05 PM
These End of Times signs are so obvious it's hard to understand why many people ignore them. Why do people buy cars and houses that will last for decades? They are throwing away their money.
The smartest people will be ready to go at a moment's notice.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-08-2021, 09:23 PM
"Moth and rust," Mr Mayor, "Moth and rust." M't:6:19
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-09-2021, 06:12 PM
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These End of Times signs are so obvious it's hard to understand why many people ignore them. Why do people buy cars and houses that will last for decades? They are throwing away their money.
The smartest people will be ready to go at a moment's notice.
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
"Moth and rust," Mr Mayor, "Moth and rust." M't:6:19
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Oh, thank you so kindly for this much-needed reassurance, dear Brothers Mayor Hold and Bathfire. Goodness; I was so upset after having read that article about the zombies taking over during the end times. And, earlier, I had seen part of a documentary about how charming, well-mannered, civilized citizens will be transformed into undesirable, deviant hooligans during those last days -- I'll include a link to that, below. But, thanks to you, I now know that I should have no such worries. May bless you richly for your good words!
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-09-2021, 06:57 PM
I don't think drinking the blood of tortured children is a sign of demonic possession. It's just a part of the Jewish Passover ceremony.
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-10-2021, 05:23 AM
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It's just a part of the Jewish Passover ceremony.
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Is that the one where they bite the tip off the sexual organs of newborn babies?
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-11-2021, 04:49 AM
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Is that the one where they bite the tip off the sexual organs of newborn babies?
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I think that's how they make brisket. I didn't take the Evils of World Judaism course at Landover Baptist University, so I'm not 100% positive.
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-11-2021, 08:12 AM
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I think that's how they make brisket.
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Talk about making lemonade from lemons! The joos really take the uh, ... brisket.
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-12-2021, 12:31 PM
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I don't think drinking the blood of tortured children is a sign of demonic possession. It's just a part of the Jewish Passover ceremony.
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Isn't it so the angel(s) wouldn't trough the firstborn of God's elect?
Exodus 12:5-13 Your lamb shall be without blemish, a male of the first year: ye shall take it out from the sheep, or from the goats: and ye shall keep it up until the fourteenth day of the same month: and the whole assembly of the congregation of Israel shall kill it in the evening. And they shall take of the blood, and strike it on the two side posts and on the upper door post of the houses, wherein they shall eat it. And they shall eat the flesh in that night, roast with fire, and unleavened bread; and with bitter herbs they shall eat it. Eat not of it raw, nor sodden at all with water, but roast with fire; his head with his legs, and with the purtenance thereof. And ye shall let nothing of it remain until the morning; and that which remaineth of it until the morning ye shall burn with fire. And thus shall ye eat it; with your loins girded, your shoes on your feet, and your staff in your hand; and ye shall eat it in haste: it is the LORD'S passover. For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I am the LORD. And the blood shall be to you for a token upon the houses where ye are: and when I see the blood, I will pass over you, and the plague shall not be upon you to destroy you, when I smite the land of Egypt
Oh, it was God. Quite a serious matter then, if angels had done it that could be misrepresented as murder. God is not a murderer so the blood worked.
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-26-2021, 03:06 AM
Juullimit pilluarit! I am from Greenland, the cuntry that your earlier president wanted to buy. We will not sell. It is our cuntry but we can see the end of times. Our ice fields is melting and it will be bad for you too when the sea rise. If you pray for anything you must pray for climate change. Jesus love to all you.
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-26-2021, 03:48 AM
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Juullimit pilluarit! I am from Greenland, the cuntry that your earlier president wanted to buy. We will not sell. It is our cuntry but we can see the end of times. Our ice fields is melting and it will be bad for you too when the sea rise. If you pray for anything you must pray for climate change. Jesus love to all you.
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Welcome to our forum Mr. Jreuek. We are always happy to host new contributors. Please go to the introduction page and tell us about yourself, your church and how you came to Jesus.
As to what you wrote here, the melting in Greenland may well be caused by God's wrath over socialism in Greenland. Yes, it may be signaling the end. We True Christians here at Landover Baptist Church do not worry because we will be taken by Jesus himself to heaven and eternal luxury.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
04-27-2021, 01:06 PM
I thought it was Denmark that would need to sell Greenland. Presumably if the seas rise there'll be a change in coastlines? God has addressed this point very specifically.
Jeremiah 5:21-22 Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not: Fear ye not me? saith the LORD: will ye not tremble at my presence, which have placed the sand for the bound of the sea by a perpetual decree, that it cannot pass it: and though the waves thereof toss themselves, yet can they not prevail; though they roar, yet can they not pass over it?
He knew that lies would be spouted out and believed by ignorant fools, that steps would be put in place to prevent any true understanding through education from an early age in the very method of those lies, that deceptions would gain traction even to influence laws so that the wonderful world He made would be destroyed by mo rons too compromised to know what they were doing (or who didn't care) and yes, we see that going on in so many places. HOWEVER, we are assured, whatever destruction DOES occur will NOT be by the sea overflowing the PERPETUAL limit set in place by God. The sea will NEVER overflow the sand and therefore, obviously, never reach cities or other facilities whether built on the coast or not.
There are other people, though, rejecting The Bible and its information about God – the wretchedness of our birth and the need for Redemption – which is in itself another sign of The End Times.
II Thessalonians 1:7-10; 2:1-3 And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels, in flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power; when he shall come to be glorified in his saints, and to be admired in all them that believe (because our testimony among you was believed) in that day ... Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him, that ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand. Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition.
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
10-15-2023, 03:01 PM
I just wanted to circle back to this thread to review if there are any other indications that we are approaching the Eschaton. Yesterday I saw a crow with one foot the wrong way round.
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03-06-2024, 05:14 PM
Fools. The world will come to and end, but only because you ignored the warnings of Greta Thunberg.
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Re: The genuine significant, cleans workloads teacher, nephrocalcinosis? -
03-06-2024, 10:38 PM
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Fools. The world will come to and end, but only because you ignored the warnings of Greta Thunberg.
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Greta Thunberg?! Who is she when she's at home, Miss Hax? You can forget all about these modern-day activists and their silly scaremongering. What you should be concentrating on, instead, is what the reputable has to say. If anything, you should pray to for to have mercy on your -deserving soul!
II Peter 3:10 "10 But the day of the will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up."
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Physician Knows More Than Jesus -
03-06-2024, 10:55 PM
Any lasting looked sustaining, participation species knows that the Jesus Great Physician story is a myth. Dr. Jonathan Bryers wrote an article about it and you can see his proof below.
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Re: Signs of The End Of Times -
03-07-2024, 02:10 PM
How odd that references to Jesus, when recorded in a book, are refuted as being "myths" seemingly for no other reason than because they're in a book BUT when this Bryers, whoever he is, writes a book – that becomes proof? Even though it's in a book?
I knew people have two lungs but two mouths is rather unusual. Would that mean they have four nostrils? Ew!
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