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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
11-12-2010, 07:26 PM
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
11-12-2010, 09:24 PM
Here is the thing, I would be more than happy to conceed control of all the things in life over to women, if they can show me 4800 years worth of experience of them running the world effectively. Since it is clear they cannot do so, they ought to be regulated to the household and therefore without a computer (unless they have their husband's or father's permission)
Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
11-12-2010, 09:28 PM
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I prefer real computers. Windows 7 is my favorite!
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You see Brothers this is a perfect example of why a female should not have a computer. If Mrs Clinton would have taken care of her husband instead of surfing the interweb for lesbo porn, he might not have needed to look for other companionship.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
11-13-2010, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Hillary Clinton
I prefer real computers. Windows 7 is my favorite!
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If you had even tried the ironing board set-up you would know you can run a Linux distro on it and its much more stable than a regular computer with Windows.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
11-13-2010, 04:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Annie1
Online shopping is great! If you do all your shopping online your daddy or husband can stand beside you and make sure you're spending his hard earned money on the right things and not on girly frilly useless things.
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Like this! Can you think of anything more girly, frilly, and useless?
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
12-13-2010, 12:36 PM
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This one should make her feel right at home:
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I read this and was scared for awhile! My husband allows me 2 hours of computer time SUPERVISED. I can Iron all I want. I can go on these forums only, as long as all my chores are done, and the dinner is cooked. He will let me start driving our school bus next week, SUPERVISED! I'm so excited!!!
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
12-16-2010, 10:03 AM
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I ask you this, does a computer aid a female in doing her work? Will it help her clean, cook and birth children? I don't think so.
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I don't know if you read much about the insidious plans of that Satanist Bill Gates but he had great plans for blue tooth. And we are not talking about dental hygiene here either.
Blue tooth was supposed to talk to your coffee pot to make coffee in the morning. It was supposed to talk to your vacuum sweeper to guide in on its merry slide around your house. It was supposed to talk to your refrigerator and keep track of all the food you use, and even send the shopping list to your nearest grocer.
Had Mr. Gates realized all his dreams he would have been taking away all the work a dutiful wife should perform. More and more wives would have been sent to eternal damnation because they would have nothing to do but laze around the house thinking sinful thoughts.
Well God in his infinite wisdom stopped blue tooth and stopped Bill Gates. And since 2007 he has sold about 2/3 of his Microsoft stock.
2007 - 80 million shares
2008 - 64 million shares
2009 - 100 million shares
2010 - 150 million shares
He may have dropped down to only being the second richest man in the world. Next stop is the poor house for him.
Matthew 23:11-12 -- But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant. And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.
Notice that the computer displayed by Nobar King is True Christian appropriate. It does not have blue tooth.
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II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
12-16-2010, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
If you had even tried the ironing board set-up you would know you can run a Linux distro on it and its much more stable than a regular computer with Windows.
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Amen Sister Lycia. And you would not be putting your (or your husband's or father's if you are female) money into that sinful atheist Bill Gates' coffers.
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II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
12-18-2010, 02:49 PM
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Amen Sister Lycia. And you would not be putting your (or your husband's or father's if you are female) money into that sinful atheist Bill Gates' coffers.
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Being a woman and not nothing what a Bill Gates is, can you please explain?
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
12-18-2010, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Adilene
Being a woman and not nothing what a Bill Gates is, can you please explain?
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He use to be the richest man in the world. He started a company called Microsoft which makes Windows software which runs on most people's computers. Most of the software he claims to write, he steals from other people and tells them to sue him, knowing far well he can outspend them.
I have this on good authority. Me. We actually know each other. He doesn't like me much just because I said bad things about him way (way, way, way) back then in magazines.
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II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
01-16-2011, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Annie1
Online shopping is great! If you do all your shopping online your daddy or husband can stand beside you and make sure you're spending his hard earned money on the right things and not on girly frilly useless things.
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Yes.My father does that too i feel safer when he does,i always know I'm safe from dangerous things when he oversees & reminds me of things i need.
Jesus bless me with a husband
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
01-17-2011, 05:18 AM
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Yes.My father does that too i feel safer when he does,i always know I'm safe from dangerous things when he oversees & reminds me of things i need.
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Isn't your father a coon?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-06-2011, 06:18 PM
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I think it's deeper than role reversal. All feminists are lesbians, after all. They don't want straight men in their homes. They don't want straight men around at all! They'd rather that every man was a prissy fag, taking orders from them dykes.
Ultimately, they want all men gone. They fund research for ways to make natural sperm obsolete... allowing them to just abort all male babies from then on.
I pray for the day God destroys these harpies.
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I am a feminist but I am not a lesbian I like straight men who respect women and treat us equally.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-06-2011, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by barton
I think it's deeper than role reversal. All feminists are lesbians, after all. They don't want straight men in their homes. They don't want straight men around at all! They'd rather that every man was a prissy fag, taking orders from them dykes.
Ultimately, they want all men gone. They fund research for ways to make natural sperm obsolete... allowing them to just abort all male babies from then on.
I pray for the day God destroys these harpies.
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I am a feminist but I am not a lesbian I like straight men who respect women and treat us equally.
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Well Miss Bossy if I may call you that, how about starting off right and visit our Introduction forum: The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Then if we have decided you are properly matriculated someone here might be inclined to "respect" you and "treat" you "equally". At this point I do not hold out much hope for you, but you never know, one of our fine True Christians™ might take you under their wing.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-06-2011, 08:05 PM
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I am a feminist but I am not a lesbian I like straight men who respect women and treat us equally.
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Why would you defy the Word of God™ and show such contempt for the KJV1611™?
[Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-06-2011, 08:47 PM
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I am a feminist but I am not a lesbian I like straight men who respect women and treat us equally.
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I treat all women the same. I respect a woman who speaks when spoken to, minds herself and does her chores, cooks and bakes well. Respect has to earned. If a woman makes me lose my respect for her, it will cost her dearly.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-07-2011, 03:31 AM
I have heard women say that The Bible says women are to treated unfairly by men. They usually quote Ephesians 5:22-24
22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Feminists are so angry at this point that they do not read the remaining verses, some of which are:
25Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
28So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. 29For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church: 30For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones. 31For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
I see nothing in that to say that men are to treat their wives badly.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-07-2011, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Hillary Clinton
I prefer real computers. Windows 7 is my favorite!
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Naaah Im a mac girl all the way! My school gave free macs to all studants!
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-07-2011, 09:31 PM
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Naaah Im a mac girl all the way! My school gave free macs to all studants!
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So you are in an all lesbian school?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-07-2011, 10:28 PM
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Naaah Im a mac girl all the way! My school gave free macs to all studants!
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What is a mac girl? You do realize that you can find salvation in the arms of the Lord if you turn away from your lesbian and sinful ways? Jesus will forgive you of your sin if you take him into your heart as your Saviour.
Luke 1:
76 And thou, child, shalt be called the prophet of the Highest: for thou shalt go before the face of the Lord to prepare his ways;
77To give knowledge of salvation unto his people by the remission of their sins,
78 Through the tender mercy of our God; whereby the dayspring from on high hath visited us,
Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
so a fool returneth to his folly
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