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Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted -
12-19-2018, 06:43 PM
First things first, yes, it is permissible to have a white person suck your drink through a straw and then spit it into your mouth for you.
Secondly, while we understand that banning only non-whites from using plastic has a disparate impact on non-whites, we are only doing this because non-whites have a disparate impact on the environment:
Look, I wished we could have been color-blind about this and treated people as individuals rather than racial groups to be collectively blamed for problems, but that's just not how things are done these days. :shrug:
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Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted -
12-20-2018, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
Look, I wished we could have been color-blind about this and treated people as individuals rather than racial groups to be collectively blamed for problems, but that's just not how things are done these days. :shrug:
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Exactly right, Brother Jeb. Since the beginning of time non white people made the planet dirty and white people made it cleaner. It's still going on today.
Since white people are such a small part of the problem we can ignore all that prohibition of plastic. We are free to dump whatever we want wherever we want.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted -
12-20-2018, 07:45 AM
I guess it was a bit premature to buy all of those steel reusable straws.
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Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted -
12-20-2018, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I guess it was a bit premature to buy all of those steel reusable straws.
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A total ban for all races almost happened. The vote was a close one, but at the last moment there was intense backroom lobbying from the Boy's Choir. Sucking seems to be important to them for some reason.
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Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted -
12-20-2018, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
The vote was a close one, but at the last moment there was intense backroom lobbying from the Boy's Choir. Sucking seems to be important to them for some reason.
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Don't forget blowing. Sucking and blowing. Thank all the boys for applying so much intense backdoor pressure. Praise Jesus!
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Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted -
12-20-2018, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Don't forget blowing. Sucking and blowing. Thank all the boys for applying so much intense backdoor pressure. Praise Jesus!
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I never understood singing. I mean, of course if it helps to sing in the shower it makes sense for them to spend so much time in saunas. I guess it helps their vocal cords to gargle raw egg whites, and obviously being able to hold your breath helps you sing. But there are other things they do that make no sense to me at all.
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Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted -
10-23-2019, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
non-whites have a disparate impact on the environment
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I didn't even mention air pollution. Because while whites are doing this:
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"It would be unhealthy if my dog inhaled a stray molecule of nicotine while snorting feces and rolling in rotting squirrel carcasses."
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Non-whites are doing this:
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I don't drink Java, but it turns out I inhale it.
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"I'm being framed man, the cops planted this fire on me."
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India: no cows were harmed during the production of this apocalypse
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Fun geography tip: if you can't find America on a map, just look for the place that isn't covered in smoke.
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