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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 01-06-2019, 09:46 PM

Is there really any need to be quite so explicit, Mister Toole? Remember that Sister Basilissa is, at this time, an unmarried woman!

As to the rest, I'm perfectly sure that her male relatives are on the case, if only in the interests of protecting her own financial assets. I speak from experience here. A few years back, there was some idea that my eldest stepdaughter Faith should marry a more mature True Christian™ man (I shall not name him here) who appeared to be an ideal match, even if Faith was less than enthusiastic. A little investigation showed that this was not God's Holy Will, and she is now contentedly married to a much younger man who has never actually been bankrupt or "lost" a wife in mysterious circumstances.

I am confident that Sister Basilissa's father/brothers will carry out the same due diligence on her behalf.


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 01-07-2019, 01:36 AM

As your close friend, my dear Joanna, I beg you not to give your approval so quickly to our darling Basilissa . You know all too well there are more suitable, dashing, intelligent, well built, handsome, educated men who would woo her. My um, friend for instance that was mentioned in another thread.


So many here are letting their hearts speak and not their heads.


How are those darling boys?


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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 01-07-2019, 03:58 PM

I know this probably isn’t my place to say as I am just a young 17 year old female with no experience in marriage (except for the one boy I was arranged to marry until he choked himself to death coincidentally a week after that announcement) and without TC status. I will say from reading the posts that it would appear that Pastor Ezekiel himself approves of this marriage. If that isn’t word enough for the marriage to work out then I don’t know what is. Why, didn’t Jesus himself come down to congratulate Pastor Ezekiel on his birthday?


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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 01-07-2019, 06:05 PM

Congratulations dear!


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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 01-07-2019, 07:03 PM

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I am really sorry but my Pa asked if the meeting between him and Enrique could happen as soon as possible. Apparently he’s super excited to want to meet someone who makes flour. Seems silly to me but it’s all he’s been asking about lately and won’t stop pestering me.
That's very nice, dear, but I don't think you and your father have enough security clearance with our DOF for me to arrange such meeting.

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By 2040 most American families will be at least 50% spic owing to Demoncrat Wall failures. Therefore there is a good chance that your child could fulfill presidential ambitions IF you birth him in Godly America. It would also be useful if you had sons in Bolivia, Columbia and Mexico. Naturally they would assume positions of power given Enrique's influence in the region. There could be wonderful trade to the benefit of all.

Hope you give this some thought.
I'm sure Enrique will like that. I accidentally overheard him on the phone, and if I understood it correctly, he needs contacts in Peru and Columbia to make the flour better, like more purified or something. He just produces it from vast plantations in Chapare and Yungas. I always thought that with flour, you just take the grain and mill it, but I guess there's still too much chaff or something? As a lowly female I really don't understand much regarding business and stuff.

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Cautious congratulations to you Sister. Don't spread your legs too quickly for this guy... something tells me he's up to no good. Just give him a whiff of pie but don't let him get his face into it until you're sure he's got a TON of money the right man for you.
You have a dirty mind, Brother Toole. And of course he has loads of money!

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As your close friend, my dear Joanna, I beg you not to give your approval so quickly to our darling Basilissa . You know all too well there are more suitable, dashing, intelligent, well built, handsome, educated men who would woo her. My um, friend for instance that was mentioned in another thread.
I understand your concern, Brother. The other day, I was confronted by a male acquaintance of mine, and he asked how come I decided on a foreigner, having so many white True Christian™ bachelors at my disposal. But, I don't want to sound too materialistic, but I have a certain status I need to maintain, so a tin tither whose father maybe will leave him some inheritance, just doesn't cut it. I hope you understand.

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I will say from reading the posts that it would appear that Pastor Ezekiel himself approves of this marriage. If that isn’t word enough for the marriage to work out then I don’t know what is.
Exactly! The naysayers are just bursting with envy!

Galatians 5:26 - Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.

James 3:16 - For where envying and strife [is], there [is] confusion and every evil work.
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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 01-10-2019, 04:02 AM

I'm so happy for you Sister! Just be extra thorough investigating your new hubby to ensure he doesn't keep secret wives behind your back. I don't want any surprises ruining this happy occasion for you.


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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 01-10-2019, 07:11 PM

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I'm so happy for you Sister! Just be extra thorough investigating your new hubby to ensure he doesn't keep secret wives behind your back. I don't want any surprises ruining this happy occasion for you.
There's an ex-wife (some sort of a local Indian, from the same village as Enrique), but she doesn't dare to come within shooting distance. As an important business man, Enrique has security, and they walk around with guns, and that stops any ex girlfriend of his from approaching. (Don't ask me what kind of guns, I dunno much about guns, but they are big).
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There's an ex-wife (some sort of a local Indian, from the same village as Enrique), but she doesn't dare to come within shooting distance. As an important business man, Enrique has security, and they walk around with guns, and that stops any ex girlfriend of his from approaching. (Don't ask me what kind of guns, I dunno much about guns, but they are big).
Miss Basilissa, I hope I'm not being too intrusive, but you really should look into what kinds of business your fiancee is engaged in. People from rural indigenous backgrounds in Latin America do not become rich overnight without dabbling in some less-than-legal enterprises. I'm not judging, just suggesting that you should know what you are getting into before you get into it.


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Default Re: Exciting news!!! - 01-21-2019, 10:17 PM

Dolores,
Please continue to work on Sister Basilissa! This could be a disaster for her when she realizes she could have had the perfect mate but turned him away. Enrique sounds wonderful but what if he falls victim to his messicanity?


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