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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 04-11-2019, 11:45 PM

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Even little girls are listening to death metal these days. I was walking through the park when heard a little girl repeating lyrics from, I don't know, probably either Maryland Mansion or Six Inch Nails, the song goes "cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye" (I didn't hear what came next, my disciplining interrupted her).
Oh, Brother Thurmond, many of those song "lyrics" are just works of the cursed devil himself. If the songs are not using blatant, disgusting words, then they're sneaking in double meanings, like one time when my great-grandson was over and he was playing a song that said, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours, I could teach you but I'd have to charge". I switched off that radio and sent him to his room to pray so fast that he almost broke the sound barrier getting there! And then, just the other night I turned on the TV to catch the news, and somehow or another, I landed on one of those God-forsaken Canadian channels. For one thing, I was surprised that the TV signals were thawed enough to reach me, and then I was appalled! I won't say what it was that bothered me so, as a good lady ought not to say such things, but I'll just leave this here for you to decide. A blessed evening to you, dear Brother Thurmond. Sincerely, Isabella W.




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flag Re: What are you offended by right now? - 04-15-2019, 03:27 PM

I am offended by Canadians. All of them - but particularly those from Toronto.


Toronto sounds like "Tonto", and that's Injun talk. God doesn't like Injuns. If he did, they wouldn't have all died when we came here to claim the place for Jesus Christ.


And what about those people from Kabeck that speak Frenchish? Jesus talked American and was proud of it. None of this "je ne sais pas" baloney with our Lord. He knew it all, and wasn't shy about letting us know.


I say we build a wall around Canada and then sneak up there and take over while they are asleep.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 04-15-2019, 04:55 PM

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I am offended by Canadians. All of them - but particularly those from Toronto.

Toronto sounds like "Tonto", and that's Injun talk. God doesn't like Injuns. If he did, they wouldn't have all died when we came here to claim the place for Jesus Christ.

And what about those people from Kabeck that speak Frenchish? Jesus talked American and was proud of it. None of this "je ne sais pas" baloney with our Lord. He knew it all, and wasn't shy about letting us know.

I say we build a wall around Canada and then sneak up there and take over while they are asleep.
Amen, Brother Great-Grandbaby Larry! Preach it, Son! I think you have a great idea about building a wall around Canada. It’s what I’ve been saying for years, and I think it’s just as a much a priority as the southern border wall for keeping migrant rapists out of our nation. When I heard our dear, Godly President testifying that women from those southern countries are forced to have their mouths wrapped with duct tape by human traffickers, it made me weep! So, I’m sure the good Lord will inspire the President to start building the Canadian border wall, too. And speaking of that French part of their Godless country, as you can guess, they’re all Cathyolicks there. Mary worshippers, all of them! Apparently, everywhere you look, there is a statue, as they tempt the wrath of God to fall upon their ring-kissing heads.

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

I can’t recall if I’ve mentioned this to you before, but my beloved sister, Agatha, once lived in Toronto. She married a Canadian man and moved up there, against my best advice. Sadly, her Clarence passed away when he choked on some poutine (apparently, the maple syrup sauce made him gag) after a couple of years of marriage, so then she moved back to God’s country. One thing she didn’t like is how they made fun of her name. Known affectionately to us as Aggie, those horrible Canucks were calling her “Ag White”, which displeased me greatly. Anyway, she’s been much happier since she returned to America, especially after that horrible Toronto scandal with a crack-cocaine smoking Mayor running the God-forsaken place!



May God richly bless you for standing for the Lord Jesus, Brother Larry. Sincerely, Isabella



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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 04-16-2019, 04:54 PM

I’m offended by R̶e̶t̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ s̶u̶b̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶s̶ lazy kids being able to graduate high school by pooping in their pants and counting to the number 3 while good Christian intelligent people have to work hard and eventually have to support their lazy mouths with OUR taxes.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 04-16-2019, 04:56 PM

I'm offended that the old, decrepit, devilish monument to Mary is still standing in Paris. The firefighters should have let the thing burn to the ground if they want to show Jesus they love HIM and not his whore mother.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 04-16-2019, 05:10 PM

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I'm offended that the old, decrepit, devilish monument to Mary is still standing in Paris. The firefighters should have let the thing burn to the ground if they want to show Jesus they love HIM and not his whore mother.
It's all so upsetting, dear Sister Mary. But even though they have been told that their graven images and all of that other traditional stuff is a sin until the Lord, they proudly defy him! And now they are pledging hundreds of millions of dollars to re-build that place and to continue with their shows of disobedience! How the dear Lord grieves. A blessed day to you, Dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.

Matthew 15:3 " But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?"



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