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Default Saved - 04-20-2019, 09:19 AM

All my life i lived as trash, looking back on it i am disgusted. recently i lost my parents too an "accident" but i dont think it was an accident. i think it was a punishment for the sinful life i used to live. ive seen the light now and i wish to devote my life to the one and only god.

my favourite verse is proverb 3:11-12

"My son, do not despise the Lord’s discipline,
and do not resent his rebuke,
because the Lord disciplines those he loves,
as a father the son he delights in."

this accident was the lords discipline and i will not resent him but myself

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Default Re: Saved - 04-20-2019, 01:26 PM

I'd like to extend a very cautious hand of welcome to you. I would like to point out that as much as I love Proverbs 3:11-12, you're quoting from the wrong Bible. In the KJV 1611 Bible, those verses read as:
My son, despise not the chastening of the Lord; neither be weary of his correction:
For whom the Lord loveth he correcteth; even as a father the son in whom he delighteth.


Hopefully this helps.
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Default Re: Saved - 04-20-2019, 02:03 PM

Welcome. I can see you are struggling to speak American a bit there. Just a heads up, the people of this forum ONLY speak American as it’s the chosen language of the KJV Bible. I also see you didn’t capitalize God. He is proper and the one and only. Also, you should start quoting from the correct Bible. What church do you attend and how did you come to find Jesus and God?


My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Jesus Re: Saved - 04-20-2019, 02:18 PM

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All my life i lived as trash, looking back on it i am disgusted. recently i lost my parents too an "accident" but i dont think it was an accident. i think it was a punishment for the sinful life i used to live. ive seen the light now and i wish to devote my life to the one and only god.

my favourite verse is proverb 3:11-12

"My son, do not despise the Lord’s discipline,
and do not resent his rebuke,
because the Lord disciplines those he loves,
as a father the son he delights in."

this accident was the lords discipline and i will not resent him but myself

Every single human being is utter garbage until they commit to be Saved. simple fact. It is not considered a loss of life until the person is of age to become Baptized and pledges to serve Jesus.
I am sure where you are in that penal colony island chock full of racist abos, life is hard. That you want to rise above the fray and live like a Christian is admirable.
Have you filled out the paperwork and sent them in along wiht the processing fee to the LBC Church for processing? It is the smart thing to do.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Jesus Re: Saved - 04-20-2019, 11:50 PM

Dear Miss Under:


Claiming to know the LORD without a firm knowledge that you do is a dangerous thing. Hell fire, aside from having a terribly high temperature, is eternal and awaits those who aren't fully committed to Jesus Christ, our soon-to-be-risen (tomorrow) Savior. It is one thing to talk about it; quite another to live the life of a pure, wholesome, sinless True Christian™ such as I and the other dedicated True Christian™ folk here.


I see nothing in your post of kneeling on your knees, lifting your hands to Heaven, crying out for forgiveness of your many sexual sins, begging our LORD to cover those sins with His Shed Blood ®, reading the Bible completely cover to cover, attending a Bible believing Baptist Church, and tithing to Landover as all real Christians would.


Is it possible to get written proof of your experience with the Lord? Preferably notarized by a Baptist minister. If not, I welcome you cautiously and make you aware that Jesus sees all and knows all. He has more helpers than Santa.


Yours prayerfully,
BrotherLarry (Rev. 22:12)


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Saved - 04-21-2019, 12:24 AM

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Every single human being is utter garbage until they commit to be Saved. simple fact. It is not considered a loss of life until the person is of age to become Baptized and pledges to serve Jesus.
I am sure where you are in that penal colony island chock full of racist abos, life is hard. That you want to rise above the fray and live like a Christian is admirable.
Have you filled out the paperwork and sent them in along wiht the processing fee to the LBC Church for processing? It is the smart thing to do.
I love how you mostly everyone doesn't seem to know what languages are called. "American" and in another thread, "Mexican"
Please tell me you guys know it's English and Spanish.
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I love how you mostly everyone doesn't seem to know what languages are called. "American" and in another thread, "Mexican"
Please tell me you guys know it's English and Spanish.
My friend, I am not sure what this comment of yours has to do with your salvation? Let's keep the focus where it belongs. And that is your relationship with Jesus Christ, who died and was resurrected.


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My friend, I am not sure what this comment of yours has to do with your salvation? Let's keep the focus where it belongs. And that is your relationship with Jesus Christ, who died and was resurrected.
So very well said, Brother! Jesus Christ died and was miraculously resurrected Three Days Later just like the Holy Bible predicted!

It is that kind of irrefutable proof that makes anyone who rejects this fact a numbnuts and deserving of an eternity of Hellfire and Damnation! There is no room for fools in Heaven!


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All my life i lived as trash, looking back on it i am disgusted. recently i lost my parents too an "accident" but i dont think it was an accident. i think it was a punishment for the sinful life i used to live. ive seen the light now and i wish to devote my life to the one and only god.

my favourite verse is proverb 3:11-12

"My son, do not despise the Lord’s discipline,
and do not resent his rebuke,
because the Lord disciplines those he loves,
as a father the son he delights in."

this accident was the lords discipline and i will not resent him but myself

Even though your grammar and spelling are atrocious, I will bid you a cautious
How many sons have you born as soldiers for Christ?


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My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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All my life i lived as trash, looking back on it i am disgusted. recently i lost my parents too an "accident" but i dont think it was an accident. i think it was a punishment for the sinful life i used to live. ive seen the light now and i wish to devote my life to the one and only god.

my favourite verse is proverb 3:11-12

"My son, do not despise the Lord’s discipline,
and do not resent his rebuke,
because the Lord disciplines those he loves,
as a father the son he delights in."

this accident was the lords discipline and i will not resent him but myself
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I love how you mostly everyone doesn't seem to know what languages are called. "American" and in another thread, "Mexican"
Please tell me you guys know it's English and Spanish.
I don't think you'd get far speaking Mexican in Spain.

They still believe in "The Pope's Line" after all

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All my life i lived as trash, looking back on it i am disgusted. recently i lost my parents too an "accident" but i dont think it was an accident. i think it was a punishment for the sinful life i used to live. ive seen the light now and i wish to devote my life to the one and only god.

my favourite verse is proverb 3:11-12

"My son, do not despise the Lord’s discipline,
and do not resent his rebuke,
because the Lord disciplines those he loves,
as a father the son he delights in."

this accident was the lords discipline and i will not resent him but myself

Proverbs is a great book with some excellent advice and I'm glad to see you're reading it. A lot of people say that God made mistakes and that obvious abominations are actually good fun and should be encouraged. That idols are not idols and that we need to provide spaces where people can grovel in front of them. On the floor. In Proverbs and also in Judges we see clearly how God regards such fanciful notions, which are not new. He really, really does not approve!

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I love how you mostly everyone doesn't seem to know what languages are called. "American" and in another thread, "Mexican"
Please tell me you guys know it's English and Spanish.
I was in DesMoines the other day and these skate punks (vaping like they were sucking on malke genitalia and playing the heavy metal on the ipids.)
As I I passed, one said this 'Wait, wut?' I inquired what that meant, hoping that some intelligence might still remain after destroying most of the brain cells with the CBD chemicals laced with bath salts.
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Wait, wut? This thread is about Austrians, not wetbacks.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I don't think you'd get far speaking Mexican in Spain.
Indeed, Sister. There are weird dialectal differences even within ungodly South America, but the differences between all these and Spanish from Spain are even deeper.
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Have you seen how they write in Crazy Canuckistan? Puttin U after and O and what is a chesterfield? It’s a damn sofa!


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Have you seen how they write in Crazy Canuckistan? Puttin U after and O and what is a chesterfield? It’s a damn sofa!
That's very true, Sister Maxine. But the reason those Canuckistanistic people write so strangely is that they're still under the control of the Queen of England. She's on their money and they have to do whatever she commands them to do. And if they step out of line, then that old queen gets very upset. I don't know what they've done to make her so perturbed in the photo below, but I'll bet Canuck heads will be rolling in the tower any time now.



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Oh, that is so sweet of you, dear Sister Joanna! No, I am not of royal blood, so far as I know. But your comment is taken most kindly. Usually, people ask me, "are you the old queen's mother?" A blessed day to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Dear Sister Joanna: Goodness me! I meant to include a photo of myself (taken during my younger years) that does show a resemblance to the Queen. You will find this posted below. I'm sure you'll agree that this is rather mother-and-daughter like. A blessed day to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.




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Pa says the land of England and Canuckistan probably smells like old lady farts because of the queen. I’ll steer clear of those countries. My heritage is 100 percent USA anyway as far as I know and believe. #MAGA


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Amen, Sister Maxine, and please thank your Pa from me for mentioning this about the strange smells that are coming from that God-forsaken country. I've often wondered what it was that blowing down to Upstate New York, and now I know. But is it possible that the odors might also pertain to the large number of filthy homersexualistic people who live there, brazenly defying the , thanks to the Prime Minister that marches unashamedly in their "Pride" parades? A blessed evening to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.




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