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Default Re: Imma homo here - 05-17-2019, 02:36 AM

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Honestly I’m not surprised the Homer is also an atheist. Fags and atheism seem to go hand in hand together nowadays. It leads me to question the orientation of Landover’s resident atheist. Are you friends with the man ScoutRaper who believes himself to be a woman as well?
Max, you don't mind if I call ya Max right? Anyway Max, you always make my day. We don't know each other. Honestly, I don't know about him/her, I wouldn't mind getting to know them. I'm not even gonna try to explain again that I was born a female. Like, I was born with the female genitals. But, of course, you're to immature to understand this. Have a lovely day Max, never change.
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Default Re: Imma homo here - 05-17-2019, 05:51 AM

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Weren't railfans the ones with deadlocks singing reggae?
Isn't that raelians? I don't think they flew in in astroliners though. Invisible flying saucers or something.
Do they want to set up their embassy with "alien air" in Serbia now?
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Default Re: Imma homo here - 05-17-2019, 02:23 PM

Nephew Zebulun is always a great help. He sent me a picture of what he says is a Serb in national dress:
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Default Re: Imma homo here - 05-17-2019, 02:28 PM

I had to google what a “Serb” is and I immediately went to my Pa after seeing what I found. Apparently soccer (yes it is soccer for you non-Americans) is a sport where “serbs” are okay with kissing each other on the soccer field. I feel obligated to write a strongly worded letter to Serbia or whatever country it’s called to express my dislike of how they shun The Bible in public. As a Christian I feel it’s my duty to let heathens know what they are doing is WRONG.



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Gun Re: Imma homo here - 05-17-2019, 10:12 PM

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I had to google what a “Serb” is and I immediately went to my Pa after seeing what I found. Apparently soccer (yes it is soccer for you non-Americans) is a sport where “serbs” are okay with kissing each other on the soccer field. I feel obligated to write a strongly worded letter to Serbia or whatever country it’s called to express my dislike of how they shun The Bible in public. As a Christian I feel it’s my duty to let heathens know what they are doing is WRONG.



You are incorrect, once again. A serb is, by definition:
The Serbs are a nation and South Slavic ethnic group that formed in the Balkans. The majority of Serbs inhabit the nation state of Serbia, as well as the disputed territory of Kosovo, and the neighboring countries of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia and Montenegro

Soccer, is a field game. I am on a soccer team during the summers and play goalie. That picture is a gay couple.
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Default Re: Imma homo here - 05-17-2019, 10:18 PM

I would make a joke about how you must love to catch balls but I am above that since I am a polite Christian lady. Also, must you always antagonize me wherever I post sir? It is obvious that these are definitely two soccer players. What’s more is that they are sinning right in the middle of the soccer field for all of Yugoslavia to see.


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Default Re: Imma homo here - 05-18-2019, 12:35 AM

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Montenegro
Racist.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
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I am on a soccer team during the summers and play goalie. That picture is a gay couple.
And I would not be surprised, not in the slightest, if you're one of the homersexualistic sinners in that photo. And you play girlie goalie? My, my. Tell us -- how long has it been since your team did not LOSE a season??

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Default Re: Imma homo here - 05-18-2019, 06:16 AM

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You are incorrect, once again. A serb is, by definition:
The Serbs are a nation and South Slavic ethnic group that formed in the Balkans. The majority of Serbs inhabit the nation state of Serbia, as well as the disputed territory of Kosovo, and the neighboring countries of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia and Montenegro

Soccer, is a field game. I am on a soccer team during the summers and play goalie. That picture is a gay couple.
Why do you persistently bully Maxine? It's not big and, like everything else you write, it's not clever. You just come across as thoroughly nasty. I see that your cut'n'paste from Wikipedia (without attribution) skills do not extend to recognizing that those are Serbian soccer players, which was precisely her point. The clue is in the fact that they are wearing the Serbian national team's kit, uniform or "strip" as it is often called.


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I dread to think what the women wear.
I've just finished selecting fabric for the next season's collection and was puzzled and horrified to see this "garment" (not one of my designs) comprising a washed out sort of print—distressed I think it's called—well sequinned with revolting fake fur in hues no animal would be seen alive in which reminded me of your post.

Upon reflection, there may be some radioactive carcasses that look like that. I do not personally wear radioactive pelts. Others may be less discriminating.
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You are incorrect, once again. A Serb is, by definition:
The Serbs are a nation and South Slavic ethnic group that formed in the Balkans. The majority of Serbs inhabit the nation-state of Serbia, as well as the disputed territory of Kosovo, and the neighboring countries of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia and Montenegro

Soccer is a field game. I am on a soccer team during the summers and play goalie. That picture is a gay couple.
stop bothering Maxine she's is only stating the obvious.


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