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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 09:18 PM

So we've established that Touchypoolips is a feminazi bulldyke slattern who likely has the AIDS now. I'm not convinced that she'll find her way to Jesus before the final trumpet's blown.


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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 09:33 PM

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Nonsense. You shower naked. Do you expect sex every time you take a shower? My guess is no, unless the only time you shower is when you're horny.
I have not showered with large numbers of homosexuals in years. When I was a practicing queer, I did expect sex every time I showered with other fags. And I can truthfully say that I received large quantities of anal and oral sex during each and every group shower that I took. I do not believe you are making your point with this example.


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While some of my friends are gay (which is no big deal)
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. . . as far as I know, none of us accept payment for sex.]
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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 09:34 PM

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So we've established that Touchypoolips is a feminazi bulldyke slattern who likely has the AIDS now. I'm not convinced that she'll find her way to Jesus before the final trumpet's blown.

I'm not looking to find my way to Jesus - he's been dead for a long time now, and I don't hang out with dead people.
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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 09:36 PM

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I'm not looking to find my way to Jesus - he's been dead for a long time now, and I don't hang out with dead people.
No, you'd rather have naked swim orgies with a bunch of queers! Nice choice!




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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 11:47 PM

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Nonsense. You shower naked. Do you expect sex every time you take a shower?
No, but then again, I don't get naked in front of other people (like YOU do), so who is going to feel invited to have sex with me?



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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 12:03 AM

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Nonsense. You shower naked. Do you expect sex every time you take a shower?
How many people do you shower with. I always shower by myself.


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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 02:52 AM

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I'm not looking to find my way to Jesus - he's been dead for a long time now, and I don't hang out with dead people.
Do you think we are silly enough to worship a dead person?
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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 10:53 AM

Skinny dipping with "friends?" My mind boggles at the thought.

All those nekkid body parts flipping and flopping around in plain sight of one another. I have mental images of this abomination that make me want to puke.

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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 11:40 AM

Mrs Rogers!!

Those swimsuits you posted are less than I even wear in the shower!!

How can harlots even contemplate such little apparel?? The mind indeed boggles! They are setting themselves up for rape for sure, and frankly, no man could be blamed considering.

@ tutenkamen ... you are a dirty, filthy whore!

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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 01:02 PM

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I have not showered with large numbers of homosexuals in years. When I was a practicing queer, I did expect sex every time I showered with other fags. And I can truthfully say that I received large quantities of anal and oral sex during each and every group shower that I took. I do not believe you are making your point with this example.
I have been to clothing-optional gatherings with communal unisex showers. No one assumed that just because the people around them were naked that they wanted sex.


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No, I don't barter for sex either. I have sex only with my husband, because he's the only one I want.
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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 01:11 PM

Tchoupitoulas my friend, the problem with these people is that they think that other people have the same preoccupation with sex that they do. They can not comprehend that it is possible to see a naked human being without getting debauched thoughts screaming through their heads as that is what happens to them in those circumstances.


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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 01:14 PM

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I have been to clothing-optional gatherings with communal unisex showers. No one assumed that just because the people around them were naked that they wanted sex.

No, I don't barter for sex either. I have sex only with my husband, because he's the only one I want.
How could you show your nakedness to everyone. Don't you know its a sin. If you loved your husband you would not want to shame him like this.


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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 01:26 PM

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Tchoupitoulas my friend, the problem with these people is that they think that other people have the same preoccupation with sex that they do. They can not comprehend that it is possible to see a naked human being without getting debauched thoughts screaming through their heads as that is what happens to them in those circumstances.

It must be miserable for them to be so afraid of their own bodies.
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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 01:29 PM

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Tchoupitoulas my friend, the problem with these people is that they think that other people have the same preoccupation with sex that they do. They can not comprehend that it is possible to see a naked human being without getting debauched thoughts screaming through their heads as that is what happens to them in those circumstances.

Tchoupitoulas, do not pay attention to what that old pirate is talking about.

I expect that when he was typing that, his mind was wandering to horrible images of what he would do if he were in the skinny dipping pool with you and your harlot friends.

It's a well known fact that pirates spend their entire lives raiding, pillaging, plundering, and raping fair maidens.

And when they are not engaged in that, they bugger their cabin boys.

Please, Tchoupitoulas, repent your wicked ways and come to our loving arms.


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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 01:38 PM

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How could you show your nakedness to everyone. Don't you know its a sin. If you loved your husband you would not want to shame him like this.

He doesn't have a problem with my skinny-dipping with other people or attending clothing-optional events because he knows that I am faithful to him.
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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 01:44 PM

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He doesn't have a problem with my skinny-dipping with other people or attending clothing-optional events because he knows that I am faithful to him.
It's also the lustful thoughts of the people around you. The Lord told us to hide our nakedness. Please read Leviticus in the King James Bible to help you understand.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 02:03 PM

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It's also the lustful thoughts of the people around you. The Lord told us to hide our nakedness. Please read Leviticus in the King James Bible to help you understand.

Other people's thoughts are their responsibility, not mine.
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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 02:14 PM

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Other people's thoughts are their responsibility, not mine.
You actions are also providing the path for such things.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-20-2010, 02:23 PM

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You actions are also providing the path for such things.

If I can look at someone else's naked body and not assume that they want sex with me, then they should be able to do the same. If they can't, they are the ones with issues, not me.
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