[Daisy Mae Johnson]

[Bubba McRightman]

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!

Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?
A: Single.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Here's an old one:

A Roman Catholic who had filled up the measure of his iniquities as far as he dared went to the priest to confess and obtain absolution. He entered the apartment of the priest and addressed him thus, ‘Holy father, I have sinned.’
The priest bade him kneel before the penitential chair. The penitent was looking about, and saw the priest’s gold watch lying upon the table within his reach; he seized it and put it in his bosom. The priest approached him and requested him to acknowledge the sins for which he wished absolution.
‘Father,’ said the rogue, ‘I have stolen, and what shall I do?’
‘Restore,’ said the priest, ‘the thing you have stolen to its rightful owner.’
‘Do you take it,’ said the penitent.
‘No, I shall not,’ said the priest; ‘you must give it to the owner.’
‘But he has refused to take it.’
‘If this be the case you may keep it.’
The priest granted him full absolution; and the penitent knelt and kissed his hand, craved his benediction, crossed himself, and departed with a clear conscience, and a very valuable gold watch into the bargain.
– Walter Baxendale, Dictionary of Anecdote, Incident, Illustrative Fact, 1888

This shows that Catlix have been liars, cheats and thieves for at least 115 years.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Q: A nigra, a jew, and a mexican jump off a bridge. who wins?

A: Society


Q: A nigra, a jew, and a mexican jump off a bridge, who lands first?

A: Who cares

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Originally Posted by Bubba McRightman

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!

You got me there, Bubba. I would have guessed Obama and Biden.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

[Marc Thyme]

Two Muslimp women were conversing one day about their children. One said, "My little Achmed, he went to Heaven only a month ago after he martyred himself with a car bomb. And it's been two years now since Abdhullah, my oldest son, martyred himself with a TNT vest." The other said, "Oh, I know. One day you're feeding them, and changing their diapers, burping them, sending them off to school, watching them learn, and before you know it they're all blown up."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

A heahen man walks into an adult porno store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

Customer says, "Female"

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Customer says, "White"

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "A whole lot, as a matter of fact.-- The Muslim one blows itself up!"

[Russell Holbeck]

Q: A colored woman has 5 boys all named Tyrone how does she tell them apart.

A: By their last name.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Negro 1 walks into a convenience store, grabs a Coke and a bag of Doritos Nacho Cheese chips, and heads to the checkout counter and begins to pay for his items.

Negro 2 runs up before he can finish, grabs his chips, and runs out of the store.

Negro 1 yells: "Wait a minute! That's NACHO Cheese!"

[Sammy The Penitent]

Q: What are three things you can't give a negro?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.

A white guy is walking down the street and finds a lamp. He picks it up and rubs some of the dust off of it and poof, a genie appears. The guy says "I wish I was hung like a negro."

So the genie lynched him.

YIC

[Didymus Much]

[Didymus Much]

[Sammy The Penitent]

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a beautiful, big-breasted nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the nude model danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell…

Then all the other bells started to ring.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Well, this is true.....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

A Mary-worshiping Catholic goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the church.

Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall there's a row of decanters with fine whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot, you're on my side!”

[gracehart002]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming knowledgeable about the Bible.

But one day, she surprised her grandmother by asking, "Which virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"

LOL i like this much of laugh

[I Am A Perverted Homosexual :)]

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[Des]

Originally Posted by I Am Homosexual :)

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Thank you, hellbound Godmocking sissyfag, for proving the Holy Bible 100% true and correct, and for helping pave the way of the righteous into heaven. I'll look down from there and give you a big thumbs up for that as you beseech God to forgive you and spare you the fiery tortures of hell you so deserve.

Psalm 9:13-14 Have mercy upon me, O Lord; consider my trouble which I suffer of them that hate me, thou that liftest me up from the gates of death:
That I may shew forth all thy praise in the gates of the daughter of Zion: I will rejoice in thy salvation.

Jeremiah 20:11But the Lord is with me as a mighty terrible one: therefore my persecutors shall stumble, and they shall not prevail: they shall be greatly ashamed; for they shall not prosper: their everlasting confusion shall never be forgotten.

Glory onto Him.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Why did the godly German soldier bring red and yellow paint to work? So he could whip up some orange Joos in the morning!