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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 12-14-2016, 09:41 AM

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Friends, I have come to the conclusion that people with Ginger hair are really agents of Satan.
Being Ginger is an abomination and people who choose to have Red Hair truly are God Mockers.
Excuse you. how can we choose the color of hair when we are born, hmmmm, I am a natural born red head or 'ginger" as you call us and i am not a emo or goth and i do not take or consume drugs. I am proud to be a red head. We red heads are not abominations like you tell people and those marks on our skin is called freckles and they are awesome.

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Excuse you. how can we choose the color of hair when we are born, hmmmm, I am a natural born red head or 'ginger" as you call us and i am not a emo or goth and i do not take or consume drugs. I am proud to be a red head. We red heads are not abominations like you tell people and those marks on our skin is called freckles and they are awesome.
Dear Sinner,

Perhaps a child cannot choose its hair color but it is still a choice. It is a choice made by its ancestors, when they decided to succumb to sin. You see, God has decided that many sins can be transmitted across several generations. If the ancestors hated God, it will stake four generations until the child is considered free (but still affected by the Fall, obviously; Genesis 3:6).

Deuteronomy 5:9
Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,


However, if there was a bastard in the family that was allowed to reproduce, it will take 10 generations.

Deuteronomy 23:2

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


Of course, there is an escape clause. Jesus IS Merciful (Jonah 4:2). If these people (including the redheads) had even the tiniest amount of True Faith™, they would be cured immediately. By choosing not to believe and not to ask for Jesus's Forgiveness, they are condemning themselves. It is, really, a choice. Their own sad choice!

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.




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Thumbs down Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-06-2017, 11:44 PM

Now that's what I call blanket assumptions about a buncha people for something that is mostly outta their control! Like, you cannot be serious here, right? I know a few ginger people and I can tell you, they're fine, respectable people! Yes, they do have quite short tempers, but that might just be because of upbringing, rather than 'gingervitis'. And can I just quote, ''We at Landover do not approve of racist intolerance''. Ooooh the irony! And where did you even get those statistics? Also, can I just look at some of this...
''95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts I know 3 ginger people, and I can say that that's either wrong or I know the wrong 3 gingers, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:
Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms What? Who found that out? Why is this a big deal? WHAT?!
Sharing food What kind of food?
Intercourse Maybe that's because women don't like them as much as other men so they don't do it as much as a result
Sharing blood
Kissing the opposite sex. Oh my. Is this homophobia now? Wooow, way to take the high road.
Having Friends. No. 1 of the gingers I know is in a huge social circle that not even I'm in. ''
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Thumbs down Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-06-2017, 11:53 PM

I'm far too lazy to address all of it, but I'll cover the first part
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Perhaps a child cannot choose its hair color but it is still a choice. It is a choice made by its ancestors, when they decided to succumb to sin. You see, God has decided that many sins can be transmitted across several generations. If the ancestors hated God, it will stake four generations until the child is considered free (but still affected by the Fall, obviously; Genesis 3:6).
1 You contradicted yourself in the first sentence. No, it cannot choose, and no, it isn't a choice.
2 Ooooh, so God is a massive arse who will make someone suffer because someone else did something wrong? What if your, say, great grandfather committed adultery and now you're gonna suffer because of that? Is that really fair?
3 And why is sin appealing?
4 Well if God says that sins can be transmitted across generations then why does he allow those generations to exist?
5 Terrible logic.

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You seem angry, even a bit irate. Don´t let it cloud your judgement. The Bible states you can only righteously judge.
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1 You contradicted yourself in the first sentence. No, it cannot choose, and no, it isn't a choice.
This is not what Elmer said, and now you are bearing false witness, God might not like that. What Elmer stated was that someone else made the choice for them (their ancestors).
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2 Ooooh, so God is a massive arse who will make someone suffer because someone else did something wrong? What if your, say, great grandfather committed adultery and now you're gonna suffer because of that? Is that really fair?
That is how the Bible says it is. Whether it is fair or not is not an issue.
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Because it can be fun or perhaps because it is practical. This time of the year (it is winter where I live) I wear synthetic undergarments and wool over that. It works really well but it is also an almost sure fire way to get God to send you to Hell.
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4 Well if God says that sins can be transmitted across generations then why does he allow those generations to exist?
Please read Noah.
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That would be on your part.

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Bible Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 07-14-2018, 01:11 AM

THIS IS THE PROOF THAT BLONDES, BRUNETTES IS THE DEVIL AND DEVIL GENE..... BLONDES AND BRUNETTES ARE KNOWN FOR JUDGING, ABUSING CHRISTIANITY, A EXCUSE TO JUDGE ANY LIVING THING ON EARTH, TERRORISM, NAZISM, RACISM, FEMINISM, SATANISM, WAR, DRUGS, PROSTITUTION, TROLLING, KILLING 6 MILLION JEWS, AND THE IDEA THAT WE REDHEADS ARE GARBAGE, THE DEVIL IS USING YOU AGAINST REDHEADS BECAUSE WE ARE THE TRUE HEROES AND PEOPLE OF GOD, BECAUSE WE DONT DICTATE, WE HAVE THE BIGGEST SMILES, CUS WE ARE THE TRUTH AND LIFE, WE ARE KIND, GIVING, HONEST, FUNNY, CREATIVE, LOVING AND TALENTED, REDHEADS ARE THE PROOF THAT THERE IS A JESUS, AND A GOD, OF KINDNESS AND JOY, LOOK HOW BITTER AND UGLY BLONDES AND BRUNETTES ARE, LOOK AT THEIR DEMONIC BIG EYES, THEIR REACTION AND FATALITY, HOW THEY LAUGH BEHIND PEOPLES BACK, HOW THEY ARE BITTER, AGRESSIVE, LOUD, VIOLENT, DOMINANT, ATTITUDE AND COMPLETE FEAR WICH RESULTED IN RACISM, REDHEADS COULD HANDLE CHRISTIANITY PERFECT, BLONDES AND BRUNETTES ARE THE DEVIL GENE AND JUDGEFUL, BITTER AND DANGEROUS PEOPLE ON EARTH, WE REDHEADS WILL BE EXTINCT SOON, AND THE WORLD WILL THEN BECOME 100 % FALSE AND SATANIC, RED HAIR, IS, GOD, YOU CANT STOP THIS SATAN, RED HAIR IS LOVE AND KINDNESS, DARK AND BLONDE HAIR IS SATAN AND I KNOW IT AND ALMOST BORN AGAIN BY JUST POSTING IT HERE, WHO PUTS YOU IN JAIL ? REDHEADS ? NO, THEY DO, WHO MOCKS CHRISTIANS ? THE BLONDES AND BRUNETTES, REDHEADS HAVE RESPECT AND WISDOM, ON A SUPER HUMAN LEVEL COMPARED TO YOU, WANT TO BE BORN AGAIN ? JESUS WAS REDHEAD, BE A REDHEAD YOURSELF, AND YOU WONT WANT ANY LONGER WANT TO DEFEND OR FIGHT, YOU WILL BECOME HAPPY AND ENLIGHTENED, KIND AND SYMPATHIC, YES, REDHEADS IS THE TRUTH AND LIFE, ONLY A FEW REDHEADS ARE GARBAGE, SO I USE THE TITLE MASTER GINGER, CUS IM THE GOOD ONE, I AM GOING TO SPEND MY VHOLE LIFE, NOW IM 28, TO PROVE THAT REDHEADS ARE GOD, AND BLONDES AND BRUNETTES IS THE DEVIL AND THE BITTERNESS AND TERROR IN THE WORLD, BLONDES AND BRUNETTES ARE VULGAR, SMELLY, PSYCHOPATHS, THAT GOT NO RESPECT OR TRUTH, THEY ARE COMPLETELY WITHOUT RESPECT AND TRUTH, REDHEADS ARE THE MOST CARING AND INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ON EARTH, AND THE DEVIL WILL NOW FORCE YOU TO DELETE THIS AND MAKE YOU LOOK BAD, MAKING YOU CHRISTIANS SEEM TUFF AND BITTER, YES, BUT YOU SEE, CHRISTIANS ARE NORMALY KIND LIKE REDHEADS, INTELLIGENT, JOYFUL AND WISE, THIS WEBSITE MAKE FUN OF REDHEADS, A JOKE TO CHRISTIANITY, I MEET CHRISTIANS THAT LOVE REDHEADS/GINGERS, RICH AND SKILLED CHRISTIANS, NONE OF YOU, WILL SEE GOD, AS LONG AS YOU TERRORISE US GINGERS, CUS WE ARE THE TRUTH, GOT IT ? REDHEADS/GINGERS, IS THE KINDNESS AND JESUS IN FLESH AND GENES, LOOK AT YOUR HISTORY, LOOK AT YOUR SMILE, DEMONIC, LOOK AT YOUR EYES........ PAIN AND MISSERY, WE REDHEADS DONT HAVE THAT PAIN, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO CALL REDHEADS GARBAGE, BECAUSE YOU MUST BE A REDHEAD YOURSELF TO DO GOOD THINGS AND KINDNESS, YOU ARE A BLONDE OR BRUNETTE, AND THATS WHY YOU ARE SATANS PUPPET, GOD WILL GRAB YOU, WITH A HAND OF LIGHT! WHEN HE FINDS OUT HOW YOU BEHAVE, HOW YOU MAKEK CHRISTIANS SEEM STUPID, AND HOW YOU ABUSE REDHEADS, WITHOUT ANY RIGHT OR LOGIC, AMEN!
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No dear, that doesn't sound paranoid at all.




Welcome to the forums! Have you asked Christ to forgive your sins and lead you to His Bosom?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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...HOW YOU ABUSE your shift key, WITHOUT ANY RIGHT OR LOGIC, AMEN!
Now, as the King James Bible clearly lays out that Christianity is an "EXCUSE TO JUDGE ANY LIVING THING ON EARTH" (nb: or dead, or not yet living, or we're not really sure, it really doesn't matter), please specify which exact parts of the Bible you feel the True Christians™ violate.


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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 07-15-2018, 06:38 AM

Are we talking about the root or the redheads?
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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 02-18-2021, 06:53 AM

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those marks on our skin is called freckles and they are awesome.
You're mistaken, dear. They are marks that show the exact spots Satan sticks his Syringe of Evil into the faces and forearms of those who touch themselves in the shower instead of pray.


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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 02-18-2021, 05:09 PM

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You're mistaken, dear. They are marks that show the exact spots Satan sticks his Syringe of Evil into the faces and forearms of those who touch themselves in the shower instead of pray.
Or Satan's tattoos as we call them in the medical business. Each freckle is a tiny reminder of an act of self-abuse, the larger and darker the more sinful. You can only imagine the level of self-pleasuring required to end up looking like this inhuman ginger.
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Sinner Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 02-18-2021, 06:57 PM

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You're mistaken, dear. They are marks that show the exact spots Satan sticks his Syringe of Evil into the faces and forearms of those who touch themselves in the shower instead of pray.
Not being a expert on skin care (that is a ladies purview) but is that a cause of nigraness? I've seen people that I thought were decent White people that went to some water side den of perversion for the summer and returned home nearly as black as a spade.Do these people spend all their time dancing with the devil?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 02-18-2021, 10:28 PM

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Forget to take your meds today, red?


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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 02-21-2021, 08:02 PM

I think that some redheads' brains are on fire along with their hair.


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