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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-15-2010, 03:47 PM
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When did i pose as a Swede ?
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This is the GOD HATES SWEDEN thread.
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Well, when your dad tells you a lie, doesnt make it anymore true.
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My father, who is now in Heaven, was Saved© and therefor free of sin. He would never have lied to me.
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Then how can stil think, that using the danish flag is 100% accurate, when you are talking about Sweden?
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I already explained that. Perhaps for you being a Dane in a Swedish thread is confusing the matter.
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Thank you, I appreciate that you say that. I pray that at some point you will see the light that is Jesus and that you will then follow the KJV1611 Holy Bible as well.
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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06-16-2010, 12:59 AM
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Are America then all gunfreaks who only wish is to kill who ever are next to them, beeing a friend or foe. ?
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I would like to point out that I, for one, am not a "gun freak".
The fact that I went to a shooting range and averaged 5 out of 6 head/neck/heart "kill shots" with no previous experience in firing a weapon, does not make me a freak-- it just means that I'm gifted.
Furthermore, as we True Christians know, the Bible has no injunctions against projectile weapons. David even used one to down Goliath with God's blessing.
We True Bible Followers are not allowed to get drunk, curse, have sex under any circumstances other than the married procreational format -- even then we must avoid uncovering any one's nakedness --or watch American Idol.
We are entirely free to buy guns, own guns and shoot guns, under any number of different circumstances. Our Lord is not a killjoy. He wants us to live abundantly, which means we can own more than one gun.
Praise Jesus we live in a country where we have such freedom to follow our faith.
Joyfully Yours,
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His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-16-2010, 12:38 PM
from left to right: Norwegian flag, Danish flag, Swedish flag
you father might have been wrong when he made his map, i don't know, however as a swede myself this is as accurate as it gets, i do know how the flag of my country looks, i celebrated our national June 6th and trust me, there was a lot of Swedish flags around, you should also know that the crossed flags witch all of the Scandinavian flags uses originates from where the Country moved from the Norse religion to the Christian, hence the golden cross against the blue background.
I have to say i find a lot of ignorance in this thread, knowledge taken out of the air with absolutely no fact whatsoever. Things like bestiality orgies in church etc are all illegal, and are all punishable crimes, so i beg.. the next time you make a god hates x thread, get your facts straight, read up about stuff don't just make things up, as i will present you with an example
reason why god hates the United States of America
should i use this flag:
its the Mexican flag, i know that but perhaps i was told by my father its actually the United States Of America flag hence it must be true
in the USA everyone is injecting Amphetamine
another thing i take out of the air which is based of absolutely no facts, i would like the old cranky man to give me the source of information he uses, when you for example make a thread about the reasons why woman should not be allowed on the Internet because they are dumb, have you even considered the fact that you might be dumbing down people with these kind of posts? its quite sad to see that some people here actually do take what you say as correct facts, there is absolutely no critical thinking at all, would not surprise me if i could sell you crystals which will cure your diseases and magnets to fix your headache because i am a "scientist"
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-16-2010, 03:26 PM
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from left to right: Norwegian flag, Danish flag, Swedish flag
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Are those flags like they used to look ages ago?
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the next time you make a god hates x thread, get your facts straight, read up about stuff don't just make things up
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I always do my research and I never make things up. I also always include hyperlinks to the reliable sources I used so everyone can verify them.
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i would like the old cranky man to give me the source of information he uses
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Just click on the hyperlinks I provided for that.
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when you for example make a thread about the reasons why woman should not be allowed on the Internet because they are dumb
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I provided a lot of proof for that one.
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have you even considered the fact that you might be dumbing down people with these kind of posts?
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No.
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would not surprise me if i could sell you crystals which will cure your diseases and magnets to fix your headache because i am a "scientist"
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You would fail. The Holy Bible contains clear warnings against witchcraft.
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-16-2010, 05:11 PM
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-17-2010, 01:55 AM
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reason why god hates the United States of America
should i use this flag:
its the Mexican flag, i know that but perhaps i was told by my father its actually the United States Of America flag hence it must be true
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Who was your father? He sounds like a friggin idiot! Don't just follow what your father tells you all the time; maybe you should learn to grow up, think for yourself and question your beliefs. Maybe then you can show Jesus you are worth his time saving!
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-17-2010, 11:02 PM
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Like usual, everyone pretends to be a Christian, maybe knows one or two quotes from a Bible (likely an unworthy one) and loosely follows the 10 commandments. Someone needs to tell them God didn't write pages upon pages of scripture for them to ignore it.
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I do not want to show any disrespect but the only religious grouping in the World who actually believe that their holy scriptures are written by their god are the Muslims. There is a reason why the Bible consists of scriptures by evangelics. It is not a book filled with God's words but a story of Jesus' life and his preachings. Sorry to say.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-17-2010, 11:05 PM
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I do not want to show any disrespect but the only religious grouping in the World who actually believe that their holy scriptures are written by their god are the Muslims. There is a reason why the Bible consists of scriptures by evangelics. It is not a book filled with God's words but a story of Jesus' life and his preachings. Sorry to say.
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And what does any of that have to do with Sweden?
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-17-2010, 11:26 PM
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I do not want to show any disrespect but the only religious grouping in the World who actually believe that their holy scriptures are written by their god are the Muslims. There is a reason why the Bible consists of scriptures by evangelics. It is not a book filled with God's words but a story of Jesus' life and his preachings. Sorry to say.
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Wrong.
2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-18-2010, 12:20 AM
Pastor Ezekiel and Brother Levi do you know if they allow stoning in Sweedeland? If they do it could be 1 redeeming value.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-18-2010, 01:00 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel and Brother Levi do you know if they allow stoning in Sweedeland? If they do it could be 1 redeeming value.
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I don't think that throwing snowballs counts.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-18-2010, 10:07 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel and Brother Levi do you know if they allow stoning in Sweedeland? If they do it could be 1 redeeming value.
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I'm sorry, once again. When you are talking about a country, whether it is one you like or not, please call it by it's real name; Sweten. It's just common curtesy.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-18-2010, 10:30 AM
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I'm sorry, once again. When you are talking about a country, whether it is one you like or not, please call it by it's real name; Sweden. It's just common curtesy.
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When you whine about something, please try to use proper English. It is just common courtesy.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-20-2010, 04:37 AM
Okay, look at THIS! The Crown Princess of Sweden married the help!? Please! I'm going to be sick!
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News Organizations Refuse to Cover Sweden's Royal Wedding
Three of the world's top news organizations snubbed Sweden's royal wedding Saturday between Crown Princess Victoria and her former personal trainer, Daniel Westling.
The Associated Press (AP), the French News Agency (AFP) and Reuters declined to cover the lavish ceremony in Stockholm because of restrictions imposed by Swedish state broadcaster SVT (Sveriges Television).
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-22-2010, 10:17 AM
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Okay, look at THIS! The Crown Princess of Sweden married the help!? Please! I'm going to be sick!
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You are sick .... you and the other crack heads here.
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06-26-2010, 12:56 AM
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I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
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Well that is a knife from Switzerland not Sweden..
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06-26-2010, 01:02 AM
Allow me to laugh! (BIG TIME!!), How stupid can a man be to
start a thread with so many false facts?
1. Astrid Lindgren is not Danish, she is Swedish.
2. Suicide clinics? There are no such thing in Sweden whatsoever
3. Pastors having threesomes? What? That's totally against the law
4. The flag posted is Danish
5. IKEA Satanistic? Get me the facts for that please..
6. SAAB is NOT owned by a Dutch nail factory, it's owned by Spyker Cars (they bought it from General Motors).
7. Slow speedlimits?, The speedlimits are as slow as they are in the US.
But then again, im not suprised.. The thread was started by a homeschooled christian from the US..
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06-26-2010, 05:46 AM
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Astrid Lindgren is not Danish, she is Swedish.
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No.
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Suicide clinics? There are no such thing in Sweden whatsoever
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Did you even bother to click on the links I provided?
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IKEA Satanistic? Get me the facts for that please..
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I already did that.
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SAAB is NOT owned by a Dutch nail factory, it's owned by Spyker
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Yes it is. Spyker is a Dutch company. Spyker is also the Dutch word for nail!
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The thread was started by a homeschooled christian from the US.
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What do you hope to accomplish by stating the obvious?
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-26-2010, 09:40 PM
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My porn filter does now allow Wikipedia, what is a link to a porn site supposed to prove?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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