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Let's...answer stupid questions from stupid people -
11-07-2020, 04:55 PM
Join together in a pray and salutate our new president Joe Biden.
Amen.
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Re: Let's... -
11-07-2020, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by refridgerator
Join together in a pray and salutate our new president Joe Biden. Amen.
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Let us NOT enter into such foolish nonsense, Miss Refridgerator! Instead, I hope that you will study this -- very, very carefully:
Proverbs 29:11 "A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards."
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Let's... -
11-07-2020, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by refridgerator
Join together in a pray and salutate our new president Joe Biden.
Amen.
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#NotMyPresident
Oh wait, I forgot - this sort of nonsense is acceptable only when liberals say it, right?
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Let's... -
11-08-2020, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
#NotMyPresident...
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Even at President-Elect Biden's advanced age, I doubt he'll need ointment for that extremely stale burn.
#getusedtosayingMadameVicePresidentb****es
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An old soul
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Re: Let's... -
11-08-2020, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
#getusedtosayingMadameVicePresidentb****es
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Trust the atheist to ratchet up the hate. Time to starting printing out bumper stickers again.
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Re: Let's... -
11-08-2020, 01:53 AM
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Trust the atheist to ratchet up the hate. Time to starting printing out bumper stickers again.
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Amen brother
Isaiah 41:10 Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.
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Re: Let's... -
11-11-2020, 08:09 PM
We know that they won't like it but (also speaking for my husband) we will have to agree with the others replying to the thread. No amount of prayer will help anyone who supports baby killers.
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An old soul
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Re: Let's... -
11-12-2020, 07:44 AM
I think I recognize you from the social medias. Tell me this is not the one dressed up as a lady.
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Re: Let's... -
11-12-2020, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by refridgerator
Join together in a pray and salutate our new president Joe Biden.
Amen.
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Lord,
Thou art my God and the God of my fathers. Hallowed be thy name! *
Watch over and guide thy wayward son, Joseph Robinet Biden, as he assumes the mantle of the Presidency of the United States. Keep him safe through the course of his first and only term in office, lest we find ourselves ruled by a mongrel negress. Harden his heart against the communists Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders and the Satanic influence of the Papist religion and turn him instead to the manifest wisdom of Godly and righteous counselors such as Mitch McConnell, Sean Hannity, Alex Jones, and our own Pastor Ezekiel Flint. Protect him from the vain babblings of so-called scientists and physicians who would sacrifice the wealth of the one percenters in the job creating class to combat the coronavirus plague that thou hast set upon the world as a warning and a punishment for sin.
In Jesus's name we pray. Amen.
* It's always good to butter God up a bit when you start praying. Like Donald Trump, God responds well to flattery.
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Re: Let's... -
11-12-2020, 09:34 PM
That is a powerful prayer, Brother Dnow, but maybe you might want to remove the alleged President-elect's middle name?
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Watch over and guide thy wayward son, Joseph Robinet Biden
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God, being omniscient, obviously already knows it. But I worry about reminding Him that this fake election may result in an American president whose middle name is French for "faucet".
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An old soul
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11-14-2020, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
That is a powerful prayer, Brother Dnow, but maybe you might want to remove the alleged President-elect's middle name?
God, being omniscient, obviously already knows it. But I worry about reminding Him that this fake election may result in an American president whose middle name is French for "faucet".
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Joseph
From Ioseph, the Latin form of Greek Ἰωσήφ (Ioseph), which was from the Hebrew name יוֹסֵף (Yosef) meaning "he will add" ( source)
Robinet
A faucet
Biden
Bidet.
He will add a faucet and a bidet.
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Protection against Covid -
12-06-2020, 01:24 PM
Hello.
Just carrying a bible within myself should be enough to protect myself against the Covid plague?
Are non sinners inmune by default?
Thanks for your ilumination.
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Re: Protection against Covid -
12-06-2020, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by refridgerator
Hello.
Just carrying a bible within myself should be enough to protect myself against the Covid plague?
Are non sinners inmune by default?
Thanks for your ilumination.
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I'll keep it simple so you can understand: No
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Let's...answer stupid questions from stupid people -
12-06-2020, 03:17 PM
We need to reflect properly on this matter of praying for Joe Biden. Did anyone here pray for Hillary? I did not.
And, if I pray for Biden now am I required to pray for Hillary now? That's asking a lot. She hid emails and an email server.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Protection against Covid -
12-06-2020, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by refridgerator
Just carrying a bible within myself should be enough to protect myself against the Covid plague?
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I'll answer with a question: does carrying a book on quantum physics mean that you have an understanding of quantum physics?
The Bible is not an amulet that needs to be carried with and worshiped as something magical. It's the manual of life, meant to be read and followed.
It is astonishing, though, how many self-professed "Christians" think that just carrying the Book without ever reading it somehow buys them Salvation.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: Let's...answer stupid questions from stupid people -
12-06-2020, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
We need to reflect properly on this matter of praying for Joe Biden. Did anyone here pray for Hillary? I did not.
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I tried to pray for Hillary once, but realized after just a second or two that Jesus can see into our souls and knows when we are being less than entirely sincere. So instead I prayed for Him to forgive me for my foolishness.
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