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June 10-19 year 1215. The world is in a primitive state when it comes to technology, transportation and data transfer. Yes, the pope is already there, as repulsive as always. Still, the world is committed to the cause of Jesus. His commandments are not questioned, His authority is not denied. Until June 1215 (1). God-mocking aristocracy from the United Kingdom made a "treaty" with King John, a monarch who was doing God's bidding in his every action. The result was the Magna Carta. The most dangerous secular document ever produced by men. According to their atheist heritage, the English are celebrating the signing of this disastrous piece of vellum.



The revolting nature of Magna carta is revealed as we delve deeper into its content. The fundamental aim of this document was to replace the Commandments of Jesus with secular, subjective laws. The authority of God was replaced by human authority of atheist justice. Some key passages of the charter are as follows:
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FIRST, THAT WE HAVE GRANTED TO GOD, and by this present charter have confirmed for us and our heirs in perpetuity, that the English Church shall be free, and shall have its rights undiminished, and its liberties unimpaired.
And, in the 1297 numbering the clause is even worse:
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I. FIRST, We have granted to God, and by this our present Charter have confirmed, for Us and our Heirs for ever, that the Church of England shall be free, and shall have all her whole Rights and Liberties inviolable. We have granted also, and given to all the Freemen of our Realm, for Us and our Heirs for ever, these Liberties under-written, to have and to hold to them and their Heirs, of Us and our Heirs for ever.
"We have granted to God"? How do some uneducated UK peasants grant anything to GOD? God is the one who grants if He wishes to do so. This is usurpation of God's Divine Order. What does the Bible say?

Daniel 4:24-25
This is the interpretation, O king, and this is the decree of the most High, which is come upon my lord the king: That they shall drive thee from men, and thy dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field, and they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and they shall wet thee with the dew of heaven, and seven times shall pass over thee, till thou know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.


God grants. Men do NOT.

Next, the document becomes worse!
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XXIX. NO Freeman shall be taken or imprisoned, or be disseised of his Freehold, or Liberties, or free Customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any other wise destroyed; nor will We not pass upon him, nor condemn him, but by lawful judgment of his Peers, or by the Law of the land. We will sell to no man, we will not deny or defer to any man either Justice or Right.
Again, the only judges should be JESUS and True Christians™, not some "peers". This is the clause that ultimately led secular scientists to invent "peer review" instead of assessing their findings against the Bible. This led to the geocentric heresy, light-years, plate tectonics and ultimately evolution.

This is the worst clause, #29 (according to the 1297 numbering). Let us see, what we find in the Word of Jesus when it comes to number 29!

Deuteronomy 29:29
The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law.


All the words of THIS LAW. God's law. Not the law of men. This is nauseating.



Now let us look at the consequences.
1. Dismissing God's authority (2).
2. Initially, very little happened. It was business as usual and the slope towards damnation was so inconspicuous that it would have been hard to notice.
3. Secular science replacing Creation Science.
4. Hasty generalization of the "rights" to the right to upset Jesus.
5. And upset Jesus they did. Deism. Evolution. Women liberalization. Contraception. New age.
6. Sodomy. Sodomy. Sodomy (3).
Look at the mess of a page above. Magna carta my ass (sorry, Ladies, but it needs to be said). Now compare it to this sight:


KJV. The last attempt to turn the tide, to re-gain God's Kingdom over Magna carta. And, verily, we still resist and fight against the enemy and, verily, we shall win.

I must admit that the Magna carta had SOME promise. However, these parts of the document were easily disregarded and they don't remain in modern UK legislation. Here's an example:
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If a man dies owing money to Jews, his wife may have her dower and pay nothing towards the debt from it. If he leaves children that are under age, their needs may also be provided for on a scale appropriate to the size of his holding of lands.
Do I see the British celebrating over this clause? I do not! We are the only hope. While the world celebrates this abominable piece of rubbish, we True Christians™ lift our voices in prayer against vegetarianism, feminism and sodomy. AND Jesus has heard our pleas. The End is so near. Rapture. Tribulations for those who rely on the Magna carta. A new sign appeared recently in the Creation of Jesus.


A racoon cruising on an alligator. What's the point, you may ask! This is the point!

Isaiah 65:25
The wolf and the lamb shall feed together, and the lion shall eat straw like the bullock: and dust shall be the serpent's meat. They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mountain, saith the LORD.


Jesus has given us a sign in the Created animal kinds. Enemies since the Fall (Romans 8:22), this furry and that reptile are now working together guided by Jesus. THEY ARE ALREADY EXHIBITING BEHAVIOR THAT WILL BE THE NORM AFTER THE APOCALYPSE! Jesus is showing that He'll wait no longer. Let the pagan UK-dwellers celebrate their sodomistic document. Jesus is there for us to see and implement God's Rule once again!

GLORY!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

FOOTNOTES
1. Is anyone surprised that exactly 750 years after the Magna carta the musical ensemble The Rolling Stones released (!) their song "I can get no Satisfaction". I have always assumed that this song was about the absence of God and even if one tries and tries, it is impossible to be satisfied without the constant presence of Jesus and it is He who initiates the interaction (Psalms 90:14 - O satisfy us early with thy mercy; that we may rejoice and be glad all our days). It has, however, come to my attention that this song has fornicatory subtext with the release (of semen! Genesis 38:9) delayed by impotence. A beloved classic is ruined for me.


2. Proverbs 29:2 - When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.
3. Actual sodomy is mentioned in the Magna carta only in a metaphorical manner but the undertones are clear once you know your way around the Bible. "No man shall be forced to perform more service for a knight's `fee', or other free holding of land, than is due from it." We KNOW what these "services" are.


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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It was a horrifying day, Brother Professor Dr. White. One of the schools in the area where this document was signed held some sort of pagan celebration which included parading with an effigy of the notorious feminazi, Emmeline Panthurst. (Note the Nazi salute. )





And, as if we didn't have enough to worry about with rhinos stampeding through the streets of Atlanta, we now have raccoons and alligators in the Thames?

Luke 21:11 - And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.

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It was a horrifying day, Brother Professor Dr. White. One of the schools in the area where this document was signed held some sort of pagan celebration which included parading with an effigy of the notorious feminazi, Emmeline Panthurst. (Note the Nazi salute. )

And, as if we didn't have enough to worry about with rhinos stampeding through the streets of Atlanta, we now have raccoons and alligators in the Thames?

Luke 21:11 - And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.

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Sister! What a fightful looking lady, this Pantshurt!



No wonder they made that pantomime Pantshurt much prettier to promote the feministic liberalization agenda. The process that was initiated by the Magna carta led to rebellion and the Bible tells us what rebellion is all about:

1 Samuel 15:23
For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.


Rebellion is witchcraft. Satanism. Again, another reminder of the consequences of the 1215 charter.


Yours in Christ,

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Powerful testimony, Brother.


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June 10-19 year 1215. The world is in a primitive state when it comes to technology, transportation and data transfer. Yes, the pope is already there, as repulsive as always. Still, the world is committed to the cause of Jesus. His commandments are not questioned, His authority is not denied. Until June 1215
It is so often the case that mankind, disappointed at the unreasonable requests that he has made of the Lord, decides to imagine another "Lord" more like himself and not at all like the God of the Bible.

Those who authored the Magna Carta, were mere humans and they were in error when they felt that they need not obey the king and they thus disobeyed Jesus's command -

Ti:3:1: Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

The lack of respect given to an earthly power only reflects what must be a lack of respect to the Heavenly Power.

Professor White: I am mightily impressed with this picture:



A racoon cruising on an alligator. What's the point, you may ask! This is the point!


It is a parable in itself and a powerful weapon in our arsenal against the Prince of Darkness.

And finally, Professor, I note you have chosen to illustrate your sermon against apostacy with, inter alia, an image of a work by "The Rollings Stone."

This modern beat combo is responsible for the degeneracy of the world since the 1960s - Note the title! An admission of Witchcraft!:








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God once loved the English. Of that I am certain, because He caused them to speak American before there was even an America. Once they turned from Him, their fortunes began to wane. Today, they have become a Muslim country. Those that are not Pakistani Englishmen are mostly besotted Scotchmen and Irish. I suppose their country began to crumble when every Englishman worth a hoot came to America to wrest it from the savage pagans. Sadly, once the Indians were subdued and the country was safe, many Democrats came here to destroy what the Lord had built, but that is a different story. I believe we should offer up prayer unto the Lord that the English will one day find their way back to Him. If that is His will, so will it be.


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God once loved the English. Of that I am certain, because He caused them to speak American before there was even an America. Once they turned from Him, their fortunes began to wane. Today, they have become a Muslim country. Those that are not Pakistani Englishmen are mostly besotted Scotchmen and Irish. I suppose their country began to crumble when every Englishman worth a hoot came to America to wrest it from the savage pagans. Sadly, once the Indians were subdued and the country was safe, many Democrats came here to destroy what the Lord had built, but that is a different story. I believe we should offer up prayer unto the Lord that the English will one day find their way back to Him. If that is His will, so will it be.
These are kind words, Brother Alvin. Although the UK dwellers are not deserving, you still find some good in them albeit too little to save them from God's Wrath. I have here an image that is actual history. Perhaps this has not taken place yet on Earth during our timeline but for the Eternal and Timeless Jesus our Lord it is an immanent occurrence that is real and necessary to show the repulsive Engländer how much upset and emotional distress they have caused Him.





Exodus 15:7
And in the greatness of thine excellency thou hast overthrown them that rose up against thee: thou sentest forth thy wrath, which consumed them as stubble.


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Brother, we are all praying that the parliament building will be inundated, and soon, before we are asked to pay for it to be repaired. The estimated cost has risen from £3 billion (some $4.75 billion in real money) in November last year to £7 billion (over $11 billion ) last week.

Such a flood would also take out neighboring Anglo-Catlick Westminster Abbey.

and join us, the few remaining True Christians™ in these Godless isles, praying for the flood defense systems to fail!


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Brother, we are all praying that the parliament building will be inundated, and soon, before we are asked to pay for it to be repaired. The estimated cost has risen from £3 billion (some $4.75 billion in real money) in November last year to £7 billion (over $11 billion ) last week.

Such a flood would also take out neighboring Anglo-Catlick Westminster Abbey.

and join us, the few remaining True Christians™ in these Godless isles, praying for the flood defense systems to fail!
Verily Sister, my prayers will join yours and the mighty cry of the True Christians™ will reach God's Heaven. You won't have to wait long. The wonderful flooding incident in the image will probably take place before the Rapture which is soon. Jesus has promised us to give us a release quickly.

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And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.



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