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Default Mission STILL Accomplished! - 05-02-2007, 02:12 PM

Praise Jesus! Today is the fourth anniversary of our Godly presdent GWB proclaiming for all the world that "Mission Accomplished" would be America's motto from now on. For you nostagia buffs, HERE is the original story. Even the Communist News Network couldn't poo-poo this Godly event! It still takes my breath away to read it!

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Commander in Chief lands on USS Lincoln

Friday, May 2, 2003

ABOARD USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN (CNN) -- President Bush made a landing aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln Thursday, arriving in the co-pilot's seat of a Navy S-3B Viking after making two fly-bys of the carrier.

It was the first time a sitting president has arrived on the deck of an aircraft carrier by plane. The jet made what is known as a "tailhook" landing, with the plane, traveling about 150 mph, hooking onto the last of four steel wires across the flight deck and coming to a complete stop in less than 400 feet.

The exterior of the four-seat Navy S-3B Viking was marked with "Navy 1" in the back and "George W. Bush Commander-in-Chief" just below the cockpit window. On the plane's tail was the insignia of the squadron, the "Blue Wolves."

Moments after the landing, the president, wearing a green flight suit and holding a white helmet, got off the plane, saluted those on the flight deck and shook hands with them. Above him, the tower was adorned with a big sign that read, "Mission Accomplished."


Bush said he did take a turn at piloting the craft.
And once He says "Mission Accomplished", He by Jesus means it! The mission has STAYED accomplished!

God Bless America, and God Bless George W. Bush! I feel so proud to be an American today!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Mission STILL Accomplished! - 05-02-2007, 04:26 PM

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Praise Jesus! Today is the fourth anniversary of our Godly presdent GWB proclaiming for all the world that "Mission Accomplished" would be America's motto from now on. For you nostagia buffs, HERE is the original story. Even the Communist News Network couldn't poo-poo this Godly event! It still takes my breath away to read it!



And once He says "Mission Accomplished", He by Jesus means it! The mission has STAYED accomplished!

God Bless America, and God Bless George W. Bush! I feel so proud to be an American today!
HOOAH Brother!

This Godly anniversary is a happy day indeed! Americans everywhere are respected more than ever, American is slowly becoming the most prevalent language in EVERY nation, and President Bush is vetoing bills by demoncrats designed to cater to mudslime heathens. GOD BLESS AMERICA!


Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Default Re: Mission STILL Accomplished! - 05-02-2007, 09:30 PM

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Praise Jesus! Today is the fourth anniversary of our Godly presdent GWB proclaiming for all the world that "Mission Accomplished" would be America's motto from now on. For you nostagia buffs, HERE is the original story. Even the Communist News Network couldn't poo-poo this Godly event! It still takes my breath away to read it!



And once He says "Mission Accomplished", He by Jesus means it! The mission has STAYED accomplished!

God Bless America, and God Bless George W. Bush! I feel so proud to be an American today!
It even brings tears to the eyes of an errant (or should that be arrant) sinner like myself, Pastor Ezekial. I still think a quicker way to bring peace to Iraq would have been to put Saddam back in charge, rather than hanging him, but that is one solution no longer available.
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Default Re: Mission STILL Accomplished! - 05-02-2007, 09:52 PM

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It even brings tears to the eyes of an errant (or should that be arrant) sinner like myself, Pastor Ezekial. I still think a quicker way to bring peace to Iraq would have been to put Saddam back in charge, rather than hanging him, but that is one solution no longer available.
You silly homer, Jesus could bring that cameljockey back from hell in an instant, should HE feel so moved.

But why should He?
Even if that mudslime demon COULD bring peace.. God doesn't want any peace on this earth!
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:34

The only way to help gain any lasting peace is to wage war on every sanddwelling mudslime and every heathen, everywhere:
Total war until Jesus returns and kills what's rest of them, and THEN we will have peace, on the new earth that God will create.


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13

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Default Re: Mission STILL Accomplished! - 05-03-2007, 02:24 AM

Praise! Four Years ago today, our Godly and Infallible Leader accomplished one of the greatest feats in American history. We are STILL slaying millions of towelheads and making the world a better place. God bless George W Bush. 4 MORE YEARS!
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Default Re: Mission STILL Accomplished! - 05-04-2007, 10:23 PM

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It even brings tears to the eyes of an errant (or should that be arrant) sinner like myself, Pastor Ezekial. I still think a quicker way to bring peace to Iraq would have been to put Saddam back in charge, rather than hanging him, but that is one solution no longer available.
If you LIEberals ran the country, we'd all be wearing sandals and burkas, tortured into speaking Arabic and being forced with sabers to our necks to pray to Allah by our Occupying Overlords.

Thank the Lord for Diebold.
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