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Default If you believe in God, you cannot believe in man-made "global warming". - 08-14-2013, 04:03 PM

You know, I had next door neighbors who used to get a bee in their bonnet when I dumped my used motor oil on their back lawn (where the hell do you think oil comes from? I'm just putting it back in the ground, you know, recycling - duh). Or when I had bonfires burning up all the leftover Styrofoam cups and plates after one of the boys birthday parties. They said I was damaging the "ozone layer"..right, I didn't read anything about an ozone layer in the Bible. I did read about the firmament though and I highly doubt a few Styrofoam cups are going to damage God's creation. I know, libtards are really that stupid

Well, noted Logician & True Christian Scientist™ Rush Limbaugh set the record straight for Christians on this so called man-made global warming.

If you believe in God, you cannot believe in man made global warming. Period!

From the article;

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“See, in my humble opinion, folks, if you believe in God, then intellectually you cannot believe in manmade global warming.”

“You must be either agnostic or atheistic to believe that man controls something that he can’t create,” he continued. “The vanity ! These people — on the one hand, ‘We’re no different than a mouse or a rat.’ If you listen to the animal rights activists, we are the pollutants of this planet. If it weren’t for humanity — the military environmentalist wackos — the Earth would be pristine and wonderful and beautiful, and nobody would see it. According to them we are not as entitled to life on this planet as other creatures because we destroy it. But how can we destroy it when we’re no different from the lowest life forms?”
THANK YOU!! To think we have anything to do with changing God's controlled weather is ludicrous. We're not GOD, we can't change the weather, SO GET OVER IT ALREADY YOU RETARDED LIBERALS!!! Man-made global warming is a myth, and if there is some continent sized hole in this ozone layer, It's because God put it there making room for when all True Christians™ ascend to heaven when the Rapture comes.

There are so many more important issues to focus on - like stopping masturbation (Galatians 5:16,1 Corinthians 6:18), making sure women don't dress like sluts (1st Timothy 2:9), protesting tattoo parlors (Leviticus 19:28), spreading Jesus' Good Word (Mark 16:15, 2 Timothy 4:2-5), stoning gays (Leviticus 20:13), warning people when you see them wearing mixed linens (Deuteronomy 22:11)......to name a few.

Now grab your KJV and get out there!!
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