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Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-24-2018, 07:30 PM
The pipe bombs that assaulted God’s favorite country today are the result of so called same sex marriage. The Bible says to lay with a man as with a woman is abomination nation. A bomb a nation. Obamanation. Scientific proof of the facts here are available but I am running out of time. Jesus still reigns on the Throne. If I were gay I would pray. The Bible tells us to pray. I would love to tell you where but time is short.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-24-2018, 08:30 PM
Brother Larry, my eldest twins James and John (12) asked me why the Democrats were mailing explosives to each other. They pointed out that there would be no point in anyone else even bothering to do it, what with them not being in power. Is this just some sort of internecine petulance? If so, I think we can safely disregard it.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-24-2018, 08:58 PM
I've heard from reliable sources that all this debacle is a liberal hoax. The Democrats love feeling like victims (very different from Christians, who actually are victims), and it seems they did it just to justify their unending whining.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-24-2018, 09:46 PM
First democrats make a mockery of the Supreme Court Judge nomination process with lies involving Christine Blasey Ford and now they're lying about being targeted with explosives by conservatives. In my opinion, all libs do is lie. Donald Trump would never direct his followers to do harmful acts to journalists, democrats, or ANYONE because he is a heavenly evangelical. I mean sure it would be nice to hear on the news that the world was rid of Nobama, Shillary, CNN, and especial George Corruptin' Sore Loser Soros but never by the hands of Republicans. Republicans don't have a mob mentality. Just look at them singing this great song in unison.
Edit: oh dear I can't embed it so here's the link. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HwmweSQX9GM
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-25-2018, 12:13 AM
Wow, I had not thought of it that way. It makes total sense! Thanks, Brother Larry!
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10-25-2018, 02:08 AM
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Wow, I had not thought of it that way. It makes total sense! Thanks, Brother Larry!
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I'm glad there are Bible reading conservatives in this country who can interpret current events accurately. When a Democrat says someone sent him/her a pipe bomb we know its a hoax. But lots of no-nothing liberals believe it.
As the old saying goes, "It's all politics."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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10-25-2018, 08:04 AM
I'm guessing that the F.B.I. already had the bomber on its radar and dropped the ball again with this investigation.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-25-2018, 12:24 PM
The pipe bomb has a distinct papist note to it. People go on about "co-incidences" but just because two events occur around the same time can we really say it's a co-incidence?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45956512
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10-25-2018, 03:39 PM
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Blame the gays, blame the catlicks. What's the difference?
You are right, though, Sister. If the homer isn't responsible, it's the papist - and sometimes both.
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10-25-2018, 04:01 PM
Now Roberto De Paranoidio is claiming he got one. Lookin for sympathy much? On that note, has Pastor Ezekiel come out with an official statement yet? My Pa and I have been waiting for a while for an official statement from the godliest Pastor in America.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-25-2018, 05:15 PM
Pastor Zeke has it from a good source that this is a false flag operation - the Demoncrats sent the bombs to themselves. They knew they would be intercepted because they sent them to the security offices of those involved - they knew nobody would be hurt.
They have done this to give some credence to their own "Fake News Polit Bureau" and as a cheap way of trying to silence the free speech of our President.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-25-2018, 05:23 PM
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Brother Larry, my eldest twins James and John (12) asked me why the Democrats were mailing explosives to each other. They pointed out that there would be no point in anyone else even bothering to do it, what with them not being in power. Is this just some sort of internecine petulance? If so, I think we can safely disregard it.
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I would love to spend some alone time with James and John to explain every detail of this situation. Perhaps I could fly them over? Let me know when their next school holiday is.
I'll teach them to make s'mores!
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-25-2018, 06:02 PM
Our President ( ) said that the media are to blame for the 10 (and counting) bombs that were sent to people who are his personal enemies:
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Trump then partially blamed the media for the politically charged bomb scare and the country’s divide.
“As part of a larger national effort to bridge our divides and bring people together, the media also has a responsibility to set a civil tone and to stop the endless hostility and constant negative and oftentimes false attacks and stories,” Trump added. “They’ve got to stop, bring people together.”
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Source: (proceed with caution, it is one of them FAKE NEWS outlets)
I totally agree with this assessment. If the media weren't endlessly dwelling about what our Godly President said about whom, there would be much less negativity in the media.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-25-2018, 08:05 PM
I can tell you one thing for sure, had the bombs been made by a Christian, they would of worked. None of this mamby-pamby plastic pipe and fireworks gunpowder, C4, iron pipe, ball bearings all the good stuff.
Correct spelling and addresses too!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-25-2018, 08:24 PM
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Correct spelling and addresses too!
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Well quite, Brother! When I mail a gift to a friend, I don't send it via CNN!
<to everyone except Brother Larry: pardon me for going off-topic but this needs dealing with>
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I would love to spend some alone time with James and John to explain every detail of this situation.
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My husband has already spoken to you about suggestions like this. Would you like me to pass on this request too?
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-25-2018, 10:56 PM
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I'm guessing that the F.B.I. already had the bomber on its radar and dropped the ball again with this investigation.
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Isn't the F.B.I. a liberal organization?
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-26-2018, 02:02 AM
A person has to be careful not to make heroes out of the bomb makers or, when they are captured, martyrs. But here at Landover Baptist when we are just visiting with each other we can make some accurate observations.
One observation I make is that the bombs were mailed to politicians who want to destroy American. Is that something that needs to be taken into consideration when the bombers are charged with crimes?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-26-2018, 09:45 PM
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A person has to be careful not to make heroes out of the bomb makers or, when they are captured, martyrs. But here at Landover Baptist when we are just visiting with each other we can make some accurate observations.
One observation I make is that the bombs were mailed to politicians who want to destroy American. Is that something that needs to be taken into consideration when the bombers are charged with crimes?
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YES! Molesters of the public laziness are to be applauded! GET THEM GOING and dong them to action! Rub them to explosiveness! BOMBS away, xtian solders! That is not a typo.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-27-2018, 01:45 AM
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YES! Molesters of the public laziness are to be applauded! GET THEM GOING and dong them to action! Rub them to explosiveness! BOMBS away, xtian solders! That is not a typo.
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Now, the guilty man has been arrested. I've read all the news looking for an answer to the most important question: Is he a Christian?
He has a picture of Jesus on his van. This make prosecution unlikely due the our Constitutional rights to Religious Liberty. If, for example, Jesus told him to bomb liberal politicians, law enforcement and the courts must cut him some slack.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame -
10-29-2018, 05:01 PM
Is anyone else thinking... what's that? What did you say? Pardon? I can't hear you. Pardon? Pardon?
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